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It’s a reasonable question, that (as you might expect) can only properly be answered by Lord Brent of Flossington! Also I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought it was weird collecting all those “P Bags.”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 27, 2010 · 1:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (128 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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It's called Death Mountain 'cause

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7 replies · active 738 weeks ago
...He will make your face the greatest in Koridai?
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Or else you will die.
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BECAUSE YOU MUST DIE
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But I didn't bring light into his lair...
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You obviously rejected getting the GRRREATEST face.
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SQUADALA!
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we are off!
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Have a date.

Procreate.
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
SEQUELS! Made by procreation.
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LINK! ...Is that your wang!?
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Brentalfloss is Error.
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this happens every time Brentalfloss plugs in any system and starts up a game
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I want to know why an old man would even know about Zelda 2.
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7 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Not an old man: THE old man.
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I Wanna Be The Old Man?
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I wanna be, the Oldest Man,
and give out swords to you...
Zelda's captured by Ganon,
So go chop him in twooooo!

It's dangerous to go alone,
so take this wooden blade.
in Hyrule, you won't find homes,
or $350 lemonaaaades.

ZEL-DA-MON! GOTTA RESCUE PRINCESSES!! (we dooooo)
THE STRATEGY GUIDE TELLS US TO!
CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU!
ZEL-DA-MOOOOON!
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And then the Octorok kills you by falling SIDEWAYS at you.
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THE old man who gave me the sword?
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Yes, the Old Man in the cave that's his home. Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.
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You jumped into a sword, you retard!
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Link. The only man that can make a skirt MANLY!

Also troll Gannon C:
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
It's spelled Ganon.
GANNON BANNED!
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Hence the trolling. It DOES seem he got over it after the first game though... Hmm...
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You think P-BAGS are odd, play Touhou, and collect P-SQUARES!
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5 replies · active 738 weeks ago
In SMB3, you have to fill your P-BAR, as well as hit P-SWITCHES.
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P-BAG still sounds wrong though.
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Piss bags? [/AVGN]
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Nah, P stands for POSSESSION!
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I enjoy P-Bagging people when I kill them in Halo... just kidding, nobody plays Halo.
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No one remembers this game, because I'm not in it.
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
That is a valid argument
And the same could therefore be said of the unholy CGI (reluctant to call them) games
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But these guys make tights look good: http://babbleon5.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/robi...
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(*Slow Claps*)
Well done, Lord Brent of Flossington
Well done indeed
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Hmmmm... So Dark Link butt-rapes you... Well, that explains where the depraved fanship got LinkxDark Link from.
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Guess this means you can't ignore Dark Link's girth either.
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Or... Maybe they're the same person... Think about it, he mimics the hero, and we never see Dark Link's face.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQihaRQBfI
I prefer this one...

Note to Shawn, you need to edit the page for the here: http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/28/video-the-advent...
They seem to have made a new account or something, and an update in now required.
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Done and done! And yes the Zelda II rap is pretty awesome.
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I prefer this one too.
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Is the monkey DK?
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I gave up on trying to be lulzy so I'll be srs: This is most definitely one of your better videos, Brentalfloss.

Also, I wonder what the "extras" in the background of the "link you win" monologue (4:11-4:13) must be thinking.
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*Plants a link*
www.tiny.cc/9hkz8

*Flees*
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Glory, Hypno-Floss, etcetera.
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