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Hello Heavies. Look at your Medic.

Anything’s possible when you’re a Spy! Even starring in your own Old Spice commercial!
By Rachel Cordone

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 1:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (673 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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Look at your comment,
Now back to mine,
Now back to your comment,
Now back to mine.
Sadly, your comment isn't as highly rated as mine,
But of you stopped being a troll and made your comments funny, it could be near mine.
Look down,
Now back up.
You're on the top of the comments,
Reading the comment your comment could be.
What's in your screen?
Back to me.
I made it.
It's a comment talking about that thing you love.
Look again.
The comment is now e-peen.
Anything is possible when you do a creative comment and not being a troll.
I'm on Halolz.
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3 replies · active 741 weeks ago


You read this in my voice, didn't you?
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10 replies · active 714 weeks ago
I guess that was the commercial for the new Old SPIES product! Ha-ha-ha!
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2 replies · active 741 weeks ago
*Spy is standing on Scout's mother*

"I'm on a whore."
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11 replies · active 741 weeks ago
This comment is now diamonds!
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8 replies · active 741 weeks ago
*Reads 30 comments about the e-peen apocalypse*

So, I know everyone lost some e-peen (i liked mine too) and I'm no exception, but we already got 4 or 5 submissons where the main subject was e-peen and not the submission itself (i did 2 comments about it too <:U), and even when submissions sucks, the comments usually save then, like the momma joke one (thanks CdiGannon!).

It would be great if everyone started trying to make Halolz's submissions funnier again (Halolz Rules: The lolz are in the comments), instead of discussing about how many points they lost.

Ironically, i made a post about e-peen in my attempt to make people stop talking about it.

Ps: This entire post was only a distraction so you wouldn't check my avatar. Now you looked at it and found out I'm actually a spy.

Can you guess where am i?
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10 replies · active 741 weeks ago
this old spice comercial is a spy
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Hello game players. Look at your game developer.
Now back to me.
Now back at your game developer.
Now back to me.
Sadly, your game developer isn't me, but if he started distributing hats and delaying releases, he could be a little like me.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? Your here on steam, with me. I'm Gabe Newell.
Look in my hand. It's Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Look again. HL2/3 is now a hat. And it's now gone. Because I just delayed it again.Anything's possible when I'm making your video games.
I'm on my feet.

G-G-GABE GABE GABE GABE GABEN!
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2 replies · active 741 weeks ago
Hello Blue Team,

Look at your team,
now back at me,
You have a new Scout.
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Insert long rant full of puns about picture/remark showcasing my disregard for human life/curiously specific denial of Umbrella's involvement in events in the picture/meme/quote adapted to the specific scenario here.

Yeah, I'm a bit tired today...
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9 replies · active 741 weeks ago
New Sandvich: Coward Blocker has 6 Hours of Baby Blocking POWERRRRRRR!!!
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1 reply · active 741 weeks ago
Clearly the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
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Actually this is how I play. Directly speaking to the man who can kill me whilst sporting my Dead Ringer (Since heavies can't really CATCH me).

Nothing is more fun than acting like a Gentleman to heavies while trolling medics and other classes. I respect the stupidity of the W+M1 classes like Heavies and Pyros, who incidentally are far away from what are prime rib to stab: Engineers and Snipers. I'm also not beyond speaking directly to them on all-talk servers.

*Flicks balisong around* You may be asking why I do this, but really, aren't you glad I troll the useless classes? Aren't you glad I work your soldiers into a rage? Pester your pyros into doing something more useful?

YOU NEED TROLLS LIKE ME TO MAKE NEWBIES INTO ACTUAL PLAYERS. If we don't kill them...they won't learn nothing. Heavies shouldn't HAVE to worry about spies. Thats the medic's job, if not a Pyro wingman giving a blast of flame every so often.

I'm on a rant. *Whistles*
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Yo mamma's so fat, it takes spies minutes to move around to her backside.

</slowpoke>
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*Spy standing on blue base*
"I'm on a fort"
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That Demo's a spy!
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2 replies · active 741 weeks ago
Engineer, look at your Sentry.
Now back at me.
Now back at your Sentry.
Now back to me.
Where am I?
I'm fucking invisible.
Look at that dispenser you spawned in the doorway.
Now look back at your Sentry.
It's been destroyed.
Now back at your Dispenser.
It has also been destroyed.
Now look at that Heavy.
That Heavy is actually me, but you don't know that.
Now turn around and try building a new Sentry, with your gaurd completely down.
Now look at that Heavy, he has the same name as me.
Sadly for you though that Heavy isn't me, and I just punctured your kidney.
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this would have been funnier if he YER'd the Heavy
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Real Heavys use Arm & Hammer.
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2 replies · active 741 weeks ago
I can easily see the Demoman impersonating Terry Crews. Block! Building kick! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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2 replies · active 741 weeks ago
Damn it! FInally a submission utilizing my favorite meme and I'm hours late to make a comment that hasn't been used? I should switch to Old Spice.
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It think it would have been better if the Demoman did it from the beginning. Still funny as hell :)
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I guess you could say that spy is a
*shades*
Dead ringer.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
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OLD SPIES MEDIC BLOCKER IS SO POWERFUL, IT CAN BLOCK OUT THE SPAWN!

But then it gets too quiet. So it makes another spawn!

DOUBLE SPAWN POWERRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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And Turrets want to learn to talk, so they can hangout with me and you want to know?
turret:Why?
Because I'm wearing old spice
&gt;.&lt;'
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Oh yea?
can a spy juggle?!
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3 replies · active 741 weeks ago
Monocle (and top hat) smile!

Also,

Swan dive...! Into the enemy base, and sap the Engie's buildings.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okUPYUsONfA
Youtube version, sorry if its already been posted.
inb4lurkmoar
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so no peen for me?
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1 reply · active 741 weeks ago
give me peen are i poke you in the colon
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10 replies · active 741 weeks ago

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