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MINECRAFT - It gives me wood

I mean sure it gives me lots of other things too… sand, coal, red stone, diamond. Also sometimes playing it so much it gives me a boner!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 2:24 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (282 votes, average: 2.45 out of 5)
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Cock Joke, Minecraft, Motivational, PC, The Great Outdoors

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Stupid jokes?
Instant e-peen reduction?
...OH MY GAWD IT'S APRIL FAILS DAwait why there's snow outside?
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19 replies · active 745 weeks ago
I sat up erect when I saw another post on Halolz, my interests peaked. But then I saw it was just another Minecraft submission so I slouched down again in disappointment. I'm not getting up again unless I see something more provocative. I've been having a long hard time trying to come up with something witty to say.
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2 replies · active 745 weeks ago
I love the mountains
i love the clear blue sky
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37 replies · active 744 weeks ago
I don't think I wood ever make a joke this bad.
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13 replies · active 745 weeks ago
..... COCK JOKE!
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
I tried Minecraft a little while ago and found it wasn't quite bad. A few character models were a bit stiff, and that first night is most definitely hard, but I've found that it stands tall as a great game as soon as you erect your first house that is able to keep you safe for a night. You're still up and quivering at every noise, but it that tension soon turns to excitement as you see the daylight. I wood appreciate if those damn creepers would just leave me alone and stop being such dicks though.

*Looks back over his comment*
Dammit, not again...
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This is not the right image for this caption.
The right image for this caption would be an inv full of wood in the middle of a log cabin.
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My love for minecraft has become flaccid.
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Fire: It gets rid of the wood fast.
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10 replies · active 745 weeks ago
It gives me wood. Then I put the wood in a box.
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2 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Minecraft submissions: the new Halo submissions?
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Screw the wood I have balls of steel............wait, shit.
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alternate text for the demote:
"Punch trees
Get wood"
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You are now aware the text reads infinte wood.
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THE INTERNET

gives me infinte spelling errors
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This joke did not have a fluid presentation.
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thanks for sharing;
I'm on a bleach run, who wants some?
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And now to beat that wood!

...I mean punch it...yeah...that's what I meant...
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That's kind of messed up, Shawn.
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*insert funny joke about wood here*
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3 replies · active 726 weeks ago
Minecraft gives you infant wood?

Wood made from INFANTS?!

YOU SICK MONSTER
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
"Infinte wood" I read that as infant wood at first, then realized it was a typo. *Digs hole until reaching bedrock or lava, whichever comes first.
Osht, ID has chopped off 20 e-peen D:
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You have to plant seedling if you want more wood after a while, its not technically unlimited
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Speaking of which, do Tree Ents get morning wood?
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
..................................Stick
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