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NO DADDY! NOT THE HANDLE!

Killing a guy with a laser sword… pretty common place in Halo. Beating him to death with the hilt, that’s just MEAN.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 4, 2010 · 9:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (210 votes, average: 2.64 out of 5)
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Let me be the FIRST to say that the Red guy can't....

*shades*

Handle Blue Team.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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5 replies · active 748 weeks ago
...You just made a good pun AND said first. Conflicted...
What is this I don't even.
...*-1s self*
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It's a contradiction! (Me thinks)
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A comment of someone claiming FIRST is the highest rated comment....EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

*jumps out of a window*
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You sir, are either God or Chuck Norris... Kudos
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You want the handle? YOU WANT THE HANDLE?!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HANDLE!!!
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7 replies · active 748 weeks ago
Yo Dawg
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Imma let you finish
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Wrong guy.
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We put a handle in your handle so you can grip while you grip...
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Can't let you... wait what?
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Tom Cruise?
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Brain.

Broken.
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Cheer up, kid.


It could be worse.
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7 replies · active 748 weeks ago
GREAT, thanks for scarring me for life.
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No problem, I also ruin childhood memories and do birthday parties.
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Birthday parties? You're hired! ...Once it's someones birthday.
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Stripper clowns...ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

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Wow, haha :D you just made my day sir
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Aww man you tottaly beat me to it XD
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God DAMMIT me too! D:
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Incidentally, I can't put the LOLZ in this Halo pic. So have a picture of David Caruso saying "Fuck You".

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3 replies · active 748 weeks ago
Where is that from?
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it's from a movie called "session 9" there is also this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0VIAIU4uE&fe...
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Iunno. Youtubed it. Was hillarious.
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Don't you just hate to be man-handled like that?
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1 reply · active 748 weeks ago
Indeed. Of course, she couldn't HANDLE that either.
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Not now dad...it's too early in the morning.
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1 reply · active 748 weeks ago
"There is a time and place for everything...but not now." - Ghost of Oak
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NO DADDY!

NOT ANOTHER HALO SUBMISSION!
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3 replies · active 748 weeks ago
TOO BAD!! DADDY HAS TO FULFILL HIS HALO QUOTA!!
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We have a quota? Since when?
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Since the site is called HALOlz.
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son: "but why daddy? WHY?"
father: "it's not because you got in that fight at school.
It's because you lost!"
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IT'S HALO TIME!
NO DAD NO!
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I Don't Always LoL at halo,
but when I do, I handle it pretty well.
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Looks like the blue team's got a firm grip on this match.
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ABUSIVE DAD BOAT! *flies away*

... also, A halo submission that rendered lolz? it's more likely than you think!
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Looks like the red...
*shades*
Has a lot to handle
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Why are Halo posts never funny? At least in my opinion lol
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2 replies · active 748 weeks ago
Comedy is an art. Some canvases are like your mom. You have to put forth a lot of work before a masterpiece comes out.
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that is an awsome comment
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