Killing a guy with a laser sword… pretty common place in Halo. Beating him to death with the hilt, that’s just MEAN.
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NO DADDY! NOT THE HANDLE!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 4, 2010 · 9:02 PM

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MorningMoon 97p · 748 weeks ago

Let me be the FIRST to say that the Red guy can't....

*shades*

Handle Blue Team.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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5 replies · active 748 weeks ago

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Link4all 94p · 748 weeks ago

...You just made a good pun AND said first. Conflicted...
What is this I don't even.
...*-1s self*

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Fearow 77p · 748 weeks ago

It's a contradiction! (Me thinks)

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dvv402 75p · 748 weeks ago

A comment of someone claiming FIRST is the highest rated comment....EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

*jumps out of a window*

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Zeleas 73p · 748 weeks ago

You sir, are either God or Chuck Norris... Kudos

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Leo E. 114p · 748 weeks ago

You want the handle? YOU WANT THE HANDLE?!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HANDLE!!!

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Ataeru 91p · 748 weeks ago

Yo Dawg

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

Imma let you finish

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Leo E. 114p · 748 weeks ago

Wrong guy.

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Vosur 92p · 748 weeks ago

We put a handle in your handle so you can grip while you grip...

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

Can't let you... wait what?

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Zeleas 73p · 748 weeks ago

Tom Cruise?

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MorningMoon 97p · 748 weeks ago

Brain.

Broken.

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Cheat2Win 82p · 748 weeks ago

Cheer up, kid.

It could be worse.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 748 weeks ago

GREAT, thanks for scarring me for life.

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Cheat2Win 82p · 748 weeks ago

No problem, I also ruin childhood memories and do birthday parties.

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Fearow 77p · 748 weeks ago

Birthday parties? You're hired! ...Once it's someones birthday.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 748 weeks ago

Stripper clowns...ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 748 weeks ago

Wow, haha :D you just made my day sir

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 748 weeks ago

Aww man you tottaly beat me to it XD

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Marzen 101p · 748 weeks ago

God DAMMIT me too! D:

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 748 weeks ago

Incidentally, I can't put the LOLZ in this Halo pic. So have a picture of David Caruso saying "Fuck You".

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Ataeru 91p · 748 weeks ago

Where is that from?

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combatbeaver 94p · 748 weeks ago

it's from a movie called "session 9" there is also this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0VIAIU4uE&fe...

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 748 weeks ago

Iunno. Youtubed it. Was hillarious.

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Sir_Nox 102p · 748 weeks ago

Don't you just hate to be man-handled like that?

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Zyquux 103p · 748 weeks ago

inb4 I can't take that now

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BasketGT 95p · 748 weeks ago

Indeed. Of course, she couldn't HANDLE that either.

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Spencer 119p · 748 weeks ago

Not now dad...it's too early in the morning.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 748 weeks ago

"There is a time and place for everything...but not now." - Ghost of Oak

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Matterisgood 71p · 748 weeks ago

NO DADDY!

NOT ANOTHER HALO SUBMISSION!

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

TOO BAD!! DADDY HAS TO FULFILL HIS HALO QUOTA!!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 748 weeks ago

We have a quota? Since when?

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

Since the site is called HALOlz.

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Red 104p · 748 weeks ago

son: "but why daddy? WHY?"
father: "it's not because you got in that fight at school.
It's because you lost!"

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_Nate_ 66p · 748 weeks ago

IT'S HALO TIME!
NO DAD NO!

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MoG 105p · 748 weeks ago

I Don't Always LoL at halo,
but when I do, I handle it pretty well.

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AuraMaster 107p · 748 weeks ago

Looks like the blue team's got a firm grip on this match.

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TCC 105p · 748 weeks ago

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ABUSIVE DAD BOAT! *flies away*

... also, A halo submission that rendered lolz? it's more likely than you think!

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Gourmet 94p · 748 weeks ago

Looks like the red...
*shades*
Has a lot to handle
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Caizic 60p · 748 weeks ago

Why are Halo posts never funny? At least in my opinion lol

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 748 weeks ago

Comedy is an art. Some canvases are like your mom. You have to put forth a lot of work before a masterpiece comes out.

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HeavyDDR99 63p · 748 weeks ago

that is an awsome comment

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Comments by IntenseDebate

47 Comments

MorningMoon on November 4th, 2010 9:05 pm

Let me be the FIRST to say that the Red guy can't….

*shades*

Handle Blue Team.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Leo E. on November 4th, 2010 9:08 pm

You want the handle? YOU WANT THE HANDLE?!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HANDLE!!!
_Nate_ on November 4th, 2010 9:18 pm

IT'S HALO TIME!
NO DAD NO!
Alpar on November 4th, 2010 9:23 pm

Not now dad…it's too early in the morning.
Spartan_Laser on November 4th, 2010 9:23 pm

son: "but why daddy? WHY?"
father: "it's not because you got in that fight at school.
It's because you lost!"
Sir_Nox on November 4th, 2010 9:27 pm

Don't you just hate to be man-handled like that?
Kirby_Emprer on November 4th, 2010 9:30 pm

Aww man you tottaly beat me to it XD
_Nate_ on November 4th, 2010 9:40 pm

No it is worse.
[IMG ]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r195/natemallowtheman/halotimecopy.jpg[/IMG]
TCC on November 4th, 2010 9:59 pm

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ABUSIVE DAD BOAT! *flies away*

… also, A halo submission that rendered lolz? it's more likely than you think!
BoxeyBrown on November 4th, 2010 10:27 pm

Wow, haha :D you just made my day sir
Matterisgood on November 4th, 2010 10:28 pm

NO DADDY!

NOT ANOTHER HALO SUBMISSION!
AuraMaster on November 4th, 2010 11:01 pm

Looks like the blue team's got a firm grip on this match.
DM - Gentrollman on November 4th, 2010 10:05 pm

Incidentally, I can't put the LOLZ in this Halo pic. So have a picture of David Caruso saying "Fuck You".

<img src="http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/movies/carusofuckyou.gif" alt="some_text"/>
MoG on November 5th, 2010 12:04 am

I Don't Always LoL at halo,
but when I do, I handle it pretty well.
Ataeru on November 5th, 2010 1:08 am

Where is that from?
Zyquux on November 5th, 2010 2:20 am

inb4 I can't take that now
Caizic on November 5th, 2010 2:47 am

Why are Halo posts never funny? At least in my opinion lol
Jimmy on November 5th, 2010 6:45 am

GREAT, thanks for scarring me for life.
Leo E. on November 5th, 2010 12:25 pm

OH U
dvv402 on November 5th, 2010 2:01 pm

A comment of someone claiming FIRST is the highest rated comment….EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

*jumps out of a window*
Odd Troll on November 8th, 2010 6:24 pm

Looks like the red…
*shades*
Has a lot to handle
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!