Coming to a theater near you!

Starring:
Scout – Vince Offer
Heavy – Michael Chiklis
Medic – Stephen Colbert
Engineer – Chuck Norris
Spy – Keeanu Reeves
Sniper – Javier Bardem
Pyro – Gary Busey
Soldier – Bruce Willis
Demoman – Samuel L. Jackson

Although I was hoping they’d use my idea for a title… “2 FORT 2 FURIOUS”!
By Kyle Sullivan

TEAM FORTRESS 2 THE MOVIE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2010 · 2:19 PM

(303 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

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Fission 75p · 756 weeks ago

Demoman: "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN SPIES IN OUR MUTHA FUCKIN BASE!"

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Wallbasherz 72p · 756 weeks ago

I bet in the end the pyro unmasks himself
Scout: No... That's not possible! It can't be!
Pyro: Yes scout, I am your mother.
Scout: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Fission 75p · 756 weeks ago

Scout: "You just killed that sniper with a truck!"
Soldier: "I was out of bullets."

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Daifuku 113p · 756 weeks ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

Calling it.

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General_Asshat 82p · 756 weeks ago

Uwe Boll better not touch this shit.

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OrionX 91p · 756 weeks ago

How do I stop some big mother hubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a roundhouse kick. And if that don't work...you're obviously doing something wrong.

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Leo E. 114p · 756 weeks ago

Photoshopping needs work, but otherwise great.

House should've been the Medic, though, not Colbert.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 756 weeks ago

FINALLY!!! SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING!!!

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spikkle 93p · 756 weeks ago

Keanu Reeves would make an excellent spy - no-one would ever notice him!

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GameboyPATH 106p · 756 weeks ago

I thought it'd be Cameron Diaz as the Pyro.

Edit: If Chuck is the Engie, then who is going to be Saxton Hale?

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Leo E. 114p · 756 weeks ago

You know what the difference between us and Bob's is?

We get stuff like this... they get stuff like this.

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chuckpebble 94p · 756 weeks ago

Michael Chiklis as The Heavy?!?!
Priceless.
Still can't put my finger on who they cast as the Pyro, though. I KNOW that face!

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deleted722514 108p · 756 weeks ago

Obligatory Matrix quote:

Demoman: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Spy: Sappers. Lots of sappers.

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Kevvo 86p · 756 weeks ago

"What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss...mate?"

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Sirakou 62p · 756 weeks ago

Really think it should be Vin Diesel as Engie, not Chuck. Hell, without the hardhat Engie even looks like Vin

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Th3l4st0ne 80p · 756 weeks ago

Now the engineer is really OP.
Who is really stupid enough to provoke this guy??

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GuessWho666 60p · 756 weeks ago

Pyro: "Hey, who let Gary Busey in here? That guy's crazy."

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deleted722514 108p · 756 weeks ago

Inb4ChuckNorrisancientpuns.

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Rocker23220 87p · 756 weeks ago

Soldier: You worthless maggot!
Engineer: Nope.avi

*Roundhouse kick*

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 756 weeks ago

Yes.

Just...yes.

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Frankenstrat247 82p · 756 weeks ago

I'm tired of these motherf*cking sentries on this motherf*cking map!

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 756 weeks ago

Casting is amazing!

My personal favorite is Colbert as the medic, but everything is perfect!

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Zyquux 103p · 756 weeks ago

New Engineer "Wrench": The Roundhouse Kick
100% Crits
+500% Attack Speed
+9001 Health

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Annonith 104p · 756 weeks ago

Yippie-kay-yay maggot!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 756 weeks ago

Actually, not just February 31st, but February 31st VALVE TIME.

Which works out as around mid-Smarch.

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Kaylem 86p · 756 weeks ago

Looking at the credits, i lol'ed hard when i realized the pyro was Gary Busey.
Who are they casting as the announcer though?

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Hindsight 88p · 756 weeks ago

Roundhouse kick sentry?!

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tstriker1 78p · 755 weeks ago

Oh thank the CREATOR OF EVERYTHING that this ain't true.....thank you

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DrSexington 78p · 756 weeks ago

The guy with red hair from Mythbusters shoulda been Enige....

Just saying

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Gourmet 94p · 756 weeks ago

Game: Spys sappn' mah sentry!
Movie:*Roundhouse kick*

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 756 weeks ago

I give you 5 stars Mr. Sullivan. Why? Gary motherfuckin Busey as the Pyro. The ORIGINAL motherfuckin Gary.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 756 weeks ago

Engineer – Chuck Norris

I'm scared now.

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JuanACookie 72p · 756 weeks ago

My question is:
Who's going to play the announcer?

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Azurik 94p · 756 weeks ago

Garey Busey as Pyro? Genius.

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 756 weeks ago

Pyro: "DRPHGDRRR!"

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halianfromplanetzork 0p · 701 weeks ago

I really wish Team Fortress 2 would actually become a movie, i'd go watch it.

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G02 100p · 748 weeks ago

Wait...
If Chuck is the eng, who's Saxton?

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FrEEz 79p · 755 weeks ago

Omg Nick fury joined the red team?

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LegomancerLv100 73p · 755 weeks ago

Keanu Reeves as Spy?!
Which do you choose? Red Spy... or Blu Spy?

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ShadowHazuki 62p · 756 weeks ago

The release day D:

I hear that day only comes once in a "kajakajillion" years.

kajakajillion is a technical term that means A WHOLE BUNCH OF ALOT. :3

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