I’ve been hooked on this game ever since it came out! Seriously there’s no debaiting it, it’s a reel treat!
By Goggemannen
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2010 · 7:58 PM |
Categories: Aliens, BioWare, Cover Art, Electronic Arts, Mass Effect, Sports, Under the Sea, Wild Animals, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 94 Comments |
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I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite catch on the citadel.
The "Cap'n" was a nice touch.
Get REEL, Bioware! All the cool kids play COD!
(I spent 15 minutes trying to come up with a joke…)
*lip*
DAT BASS.
I'm Shatman, and these puns caused me physical pain.
inb4"Icwutudidthar"
I'm not sure whether to shake my head at this pun-themed submission, or applaud whoever made it on their determination to do so.
Is it cheating to use Biotic powers to fish?
I knew Microsoft would get Bioware to make a new Xbox 360 Exclusive version to keep people from playing the PS3 version! Man, Microsoft always knows how to keep their customers… take that PS3 fanboys!
P.S. In order to prevent any possibility of this being taken seriously, I'll clarify:
THIS IS A JOKE!!! I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT ABOUT CONSOLES WARS!!!
well at least it was better than the loading screens in Mass effect one
I don't know which is worse, watching completely logical, rational, and otherwise "normal" human beings degrade into savages by use of the most pathetic of all entertainment: the obvious pun.
OR
Trying to resist the urge to do so.
Tuna in next year for continuation of the best salamandering series, in Bass Effect 3!
Blue fish sex?
Man, I can't wait to get the new Killing Shore DLC!
Shepard causes a bit of confusion taking that fish…
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*two seconds later*
Sheppard: Bitch stole my fish!
I am the very model of a fisherman Salarian
I've studied all the species gill-endowed and aquarian
I'm quite good at angling
(As a subset of biology)
And have a nice collection of
Bass made into cabin trophies
My list of bait ranges from insects to invertebrarians
I am the very model of a fisherman salarian.
(Clears throat awkwardly)
By the Grammar Gods, Shawn just posted a pun submission!
Everyone get to the bunker! If we get exposed too much to the pun-storm that about to hit this comment section, we'll die!
Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!
In Bass Effect 1 we got to ride a Mako Shark, in 2 all we get is some shitty minigame where you launch probes to find worms. Holy Mackeral, Bioware needs to figure out how to make it better, not remove it and replace it with something thousands of times worse.
This reminds me of a corny joke I heard today-
What do you call fish poop?
A Bass turd (think about it…)
sooo…has anyone tried scanning that thing yet with their i-whatever? i kinda wanna know what shows up…
Scanning the code on the fake cover brings up a Norwegian message that translates to "Happy Birthday Andreas! Yours Goggemannen"
…yes I really scanned it with my phone shut up.
TOO…MANY…PUNS…
It's okay… i can handle it…
*Realizes Call of Duty's initials is cod*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
What is this?
A punny submission that is neither Pokemon nor Team Fortress 2 related?!
BLASPHEMY!
This game sounds a little fishy to me
For those wondering about that QR code -- it's not relevant to this pic. What's coded there is:
"Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
Hilsen Goggemannen"
Or in english (google translate):
"Happy Birthday Andreas!
Yours Goggemannen"
Looks like Shepard has got…..'cod' of the day…
SEAAAhhhhhh!!
There will be tides of people lining up for this one, as long as Bioware stays true to the ofishal release date. But you know they'll have to find a new angle for the third game.
I heard you can recruit different partners and try catching special types of fish to gain their loyalty.
Combining Mass Effect with fishing? Holy mackerel!
What's next? Captain SHEEPard?
all my joke ideas are crappie
I don't know what's more sad, the fact that I found this joke so funny because of the work put into it, or that I recognize the screencaps as being from the Sega Bass Fishing series…oh Dreamcast, how I miss you.
You could say this game is a
*puts on shades*
KEEPER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Day one perch!
I bought this game on Stream yesterday! I highly recommend it!
Looks like someone….
*puts on condom*
Has a reel problem.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
SHEERly, you can't be serious!?!
Hmmmm… I tried using the QR-Code scanner on that QR-code in the corner. All that came up was:
“Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
Hilsen Goggemannen”
Can someone please elaborate?