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‘Cause this is my United States of NOPE-eva!
By ultragrunt112, submitted by Jack P. and Paulrus

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2010 · 3:59 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (243 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Audio Clips, Awkward Moments, Musical, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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I vas in LUMBERYARD vhen SOLDIER comes up to me and say "You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!" and I vas like POW! HAHA!
Then I made my way down to POINT and DEMOMAN came to me and saY "(Drunken rambling) your ass is ass and I'm the grass, yeah punk..." and I vas like POW! HAHA! (Oy! What just happened?)
Then I ran into SPY and he say "You are an amateur and a fool! May I make a suggestion? Run." And I vas like "POW! HAHA!"
Then I see SNIPER, and he say "Oi! Yer bleedin' gravy, fatso!" And I vas like "POW! HAHA!"

Because this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW!
And this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW!
And this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW!

Then I vas fixing SASHA in alley, SCOUT runs up and say "Four hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent!" and I vas like "POW! HAHA!"
Zen MEDIC runs to me and say "Get on the point, dumbkopf!" and I vas like "POW! HAHA!"
Zen I find ENGINEER, and he say "Nope," and I say "POW! HAHA!"
Zen I meet up with Pyro, and I say "Da, Comrade Pyro!" and he say "HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!" and I say "HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!" and he say "HUDDA HUH!"

Because this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW! HAHA!
And this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW! HAHA!
And this is my Union of Soviet Socialist POW! HAHA!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Then I vas hungry and found a SANDVICH and it spoke to me.
What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! POW Hahahaha!
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I noticed a lack of elongating necks.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Looks like that engineer is...
*puts on sunglasses*
going camping

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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It's about time this jumped from the tf2 server to the homepage :3
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So I was down at the intelligence, then Louis comes up and he's all like:
"Put Pills Here"
'n I'm all like:
"Yeah Nope"

Then Louis Dies.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Engineer, would you say this is a bad song and bad use of a bad meme?

Nope.avi

Just as planned.
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.....I sent that in.

Edit: Yay.
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4 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Want a cookie or an award? The cookie is oatmeal raisin so I recommend the award.
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NOM NOM I'M EATING THE COOKIE JUST TO SPITE YOU NOM NOM.
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That just made my day.
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Anybody who actually say "nom" when they are eating either has OCD or a speech problem.
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I looked at that. Shawn should submit the awesome pyro version with video and hudda hudda huh and all that good stuff as well.

Edit: I meant to say post not submit :P
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...This begs the question... when you edited your post, why wouldn't you just change it to what you wanted to say, rather than saying it?
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That would take approximately 5 extra keys to do that. I was lazy and stuff. was too tired :P
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United States of Gentleman is so much better. If you haven't seen it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zto0mu0y8Jo&fe...
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Sure is cOLD in here. I need a jacket.
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It's good except that the music stops during the nopes.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Well, the music tends to stop whenever he says 'whatever', so...
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No, I mean when he says "united states of nope" theres no music on THOSE nopes.
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I don't get it...
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Nope
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The only thing that could possibly be better than this is Captain Falcons' universe of "HYES"
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSS!
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