Finally those bosses learn how tough it is being a minion!
By CollegeHumor, submitted by several people
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 7, 2010 · 2:57 PM |
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"Everyone's Getting a Gun!"
GUN FIGHTER
*Coming soon to a Store Near You!*
You forgot… THE HAIR NET!
ganons was my favorite change game wise
but bison needed to have guns for everyone
Andross also needs to teach his minionz the art of the barrel roll
Is eggman wearing a funnel on his head?!?
'cant we just use lasers?'
How funny that Wily got fired by fired. A minion firing their boss? Quite ironic if you ask me.
But the water in the Water Temples is only an inconvenience to Link, as all enemies are fish, or otherwise aquatic.
Bowser's change: no more walking into bottomless pits
The Water Temple must be hell for Onox, with all that armor.
Does the robo monkey tell Robotnik his heat breaking tale about how he was originally a cute woodland creature before he was turned into a robotic monstrosity by an egg shaped man?
Robotnik's reaction (after the reveal): I'd like you to head up our campaign to improve our company image and employee morale!
Deep in Team Rocket's secret headquarters:
Giovanni: "I know many of you have had a rough time. Getting humiliated by 10-year-olds and such. And I see now that it was probably due your poor working conditions. But no more! No longer will you be forced to use low-level Rattatas and Zubats! Behold!"
*reveals giant bag of Pokeballs*
"Legendaries for everybody!"
"HOORAY!"
Team Rocket Grunt: So we've been positioned here in Silph Co. to watch for intruder. If we see one we must force them to a pokemon battle, even if he's a small boy around the age of 10, wearing a red cap of some description.
Giovanni: *in disguise* Shouldn't we skip the battle and force him out the building?
Grunt: Yeah, I would, but the executive rockets gave us our orders. Don't worry though, at this stage no-one should have pokemon above lvl30, and I have a lvl28 Golbat!
Giovanni: Oh, is that an intruder over there? Let's get him.
Grunt: Hey, stay there! We're not to move until he walks past us.
Giovanni: What!? That's stupid, get him now! Quickly, he looks like he's healing his pokemon!
Grunt: Doesn't matter, he doesn't stand a chance against my Golbat!
*2 minutes later*
Grunt: GOLBAT!!!
Giovanni: *sigh* Oi, kid!
*2 minutes and a pummelling from Giovanni's lvl 50 Rhydon later*
Giovanni: That wasn't to bad, is there a vending machine somewhere around here?
This video is missing Dedede as a Waddle doo.
HelLo tHeRe. I aM juSt aNotHeR nOrmaL dEsKtoP cOmpUtEr.
Why is Guile, Ken and the rest of the "good" guys so happy about Bison's idea?
I mean, he will only give guns to his minions, right?
Bison: Nope! *gives a rocket launcher to Ryu*
Ps: Wily found out what to do.
Well, without the frustration of the Water Temples, what else is there left to rage in about Zelda..?
…*Plays Oracle of Seasons third temple*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
One of the few things Wolf DID let him do.
Now all we have to do is get 4Kids to watch their own Americanized episodes.
-Dr.Eggman hands over brown sphere object-
Monkey: Uhhhh… that better be a coconut
5/5 For Dhalsim's dance at the end.
No questions asked.
Funny thing. The ad after this was "World's Manliest Rituals". Guess Eggman needs some help from Axe.