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It never occurred to me how all those traditional Halo sound effects would totally ruin an epic moment like in this Reach trailer. M-M-M-MULTIKILL!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 8:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (185 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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Wow, that guy at the end must have had a fucking awesome K/D ratio.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Master Chief: "Man, I hate this planet..."
Spartan-458: "Why is that?"
Master Chief: "The mysterious narrator god keeps giving away all of our tactics. It's like our lives are some sort of game to him."
Spartan-458: (ಠwಠ) "Uh, Chief, some men in white coats are going to come for you now...they're your friends, they only want to help..."
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5 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I have a jetpack, your sacrifice in invalid.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
It Looks like Halo...
*sunglasses*
has Reach-ed new heights

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 replies · active 754 weeks ago
They need a version where he is repeatedly called a fag by a 12 year old.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Round Over

Switching sides
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
A new Halo submission? That's funny?!

INCONCEIVABLE!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Haha! Great video! 5/5!
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See? Doesn't that just not seem right?
Proper Halolz comment:
"Looks like they're trying to Reach a new audience!"
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Good thing this wasn't a capture the flag match, you'd get one of the flag throwers and just hear "FLAG TAKEN, FLAG DROPPED, FLAG TAKEN, FLAG DROPPED, FLAG TAKEN-" throughout the whole video.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Who I wish I was: Noble Six
Who I really am (matchmaking-wise): That marine in the background of one of the many explosions
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This needs to be the top rated submission so I can say "Gained the lead!" But oh well. There will always be Gary Motherfucking Oak to outshine the once-in-a-lifetime good Halo posts.
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*Suicide*
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Lately I feel like I can't really comment much because I don't really like Halo all that much. But I'll try. For you guys. Because I love you all so much.

"DOUB-TRIP-QUA-UN-FREAKING BELIEVABLE"

Meh. Can't say I didn't try.
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Since when does the announcer say "jump"?
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
What? No rampage of mic spam, with everyone saying "OMG FUXIN HAXORZ L2P NUB PICK UP A WHEEL GUN!"?

...I was waiting for that the entire clip. NEEDS MOAR RAEGQUIT.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Well, the 12 yrs old jokes were already told, that leaves me with no material
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You know what I don't hate? I don't hate Halo.
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Un-freaking believable.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Still missing 12 year-olds screaming into their mics calling everyone a fag, bragging about how they pwned their opponent's ass, making "your mom" jokes, etc.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Was missing Overtime...so many overtimes...
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Ah the voices! Get them out of my head!
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so much better than those lame halo screenshots with retarded captions
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|'m stuck between this...
1) ruining the trailer
2) being the BEST THING EVAH!!!
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Best matchmaking game ever. Although one Elite player was camping with a sword. >:C
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Well, That just killed the epicness of the trailer and replaced it with UNFREAKIN" BELIEVABLE AWESOMENESS
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The fact this is the first time I've ever heard the announcer say "awesomeness" (Never played Halo multiplayer before seeing as I don't own a 360, so flame me all you want) makes the video even better than the commercial.
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You know, if i saw this on tv and it was a legitimate trailer, i would have gotten the 360 bundle with reach. my first and only xbox, and getting it, for the lolz.
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i'm not much of a halo fan, but let me see if i get the funny here. they got a trailer vid, then dub it over with the first halo sounds?
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5 replies · active 754 weeks ago
The voices in my head are idiots. ಠ_ಠ
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*Jorge was kicked from the server*
"REASON: No Jetpacks are allowed."

/lame joke
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Am I the only one who wishes he said 'SWAT!'
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looks like noble six is...
*shades*
un-freakin' believable
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Reach: Remember the awesomeness.
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KILLTASTIC! :U
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7 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I don't like Halo, but that was pretty good
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Awesome i love it. it is number 1 in my books!!!!!!! and Spartans are B.A. she was just lazy she didnt feel like getting up lol
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I hereby retract my past statement, and replace it with this:

he's on a
*to quote the Master Chief's hit song "Killing Spree..."*
ki-ki-killin' spree!
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The only problem I've ever had with that commercial is that the Spartan that blows up just DIES. I mean come on. Aren't Spartans supposed to be all B.A.?? GET UP AND KEEP RUNNING PRIVATE!!!!
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Man, that radar at the end has a LOT of friendlies on it. Friendly fire anyone?
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