
Don’t worry… it’s just ham!
By Sir Kemper


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Afterwards, Heavy finds mayo in Sandvich….
wait…
Sandvichs -- They always give good advice
Well I don't know if Heavy is like White Goodman, but I for sure do not want to walk in on him masturbating with that sandvich.
Looks like there's a party on Heavy's pants
And he's bringing the snacks too!
Just as long as he's conserving energy.
I will put you…
I gotta hand it to you.
He's going to take the tooth pick out of it first, right?
Don't forget, whatever else the Heavy holds must go into his pants too.
That includes the boxing gloves, chocolate bar, Natasha, Sasha, and his hands themselves.
He's already put the chocolate bar in there.
Is that a -1 troll I smell?
*sniffs air*
Yes it is.
*grabs Luger*
TROLL-HUNT!
Is that a sandvich in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
This is mayo all over my sandvich, right?
This joke is all fun and games, until you realize…
Sandvich is rel="nofollow">ACTUALLY PART OF RED TEAM.
A clever twist on the put you in my pants submissions! An internet goes to this good submission!
Also, -insert overdone Mayo joke here-
*fades in*
there is a fare worse place try visiting Slaanesh
*curls up in the corner*
the horror……… the horror
*fades out*
MMM… SO FILLING!
Wow, rule 34 REALLY has no exceptions…
Now pardon me, I'm gonna hide in that corner if you need me
Heavy must really like his sandvichs. He better hope the mustered doesn't burn him, Down there.
That sandvich already has plenty of ham, it doesn't need more meat…
If a Scout snuck a Bonk! Atomic Punch into his pants, he could create a Dalokohs Bar.
Looks like the sandvich. . .
*Sunglasses*
will be heavy with meat.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
…
I could complain all day about why this is a horrible idea, but I'd rather not. It's probably best not to think about it for too long anyway.
I guess you could say he's putting the ham
*shades*
next to his salami…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
When they call it a "Pork Sword" they must be thinking of Heavy and the Sandvich.
Now I've seen everything…
Moist and delicious!
must go….
….conserve energy…
That is quite possibly the worst way to increase your protein intake… At least the chocolate bar would look more appropriate if things were to go wrong (such as a bomb-cart exploding before it got to its destination).
This is exactly why we have a coat-hanger for people to leave their souls on when they enter the site.
It looks like the Heavy now has…
*shades*
…a sandvich with extra meat.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAwtfAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My sandvich it is made of steel!
also, please dont vote me down, I want to get back to positive numbers
I guess we know what "meat" is in heavys sandvich now!
Ewwwwwwwwwww
Right click to share sandvich…..