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What was that Sandvich? "Put you in  my pants?" Good idea! Hahaha!

Don’t worry… it’s just ham!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2010 · 9:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (200 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, In My Pants, PC, Playstation, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360

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Afterwards, Heavy finds mayo in Sandvich....

wait...
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7 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I guess you could say he's putting the ham

*shades*

next to his salami...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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MMM... SO FILLING!
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5 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Is that a sandvich in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I will put you...
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
That sandvich already has plenty of ham, it doesn't need more meat...
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This joke is all fun and games, until you realize...
Sandvich is ACTUALLY PART OF RED TEAM.
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4 replies · active 755 weeks ago


I will put you in my pants.
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4 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Looks like there's a party on Heavy's pants
And he's bringing the snacks too!
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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Don't forget, whatever else the Heavy holds must go into his pants too.

That includes the boxing gloves, chocolate bar, Natasha, Sasha, and his hands themselves.
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Sandvichs - They always give good advice
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Is that a -1 troll I smell?

*sniffs air*

Yes it is.

*grabs Luger*

TROLL-HUNT!
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17 replies · active 755 weeks ago
He's going to take the tooth pick out of it first, right?
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Just as long as he's conserving energy.
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...

I could complain all day about why this is a horrible idea, but I'd rather not. It's probably best not to think about it for too long anyway.
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Wow, rule 34 REALLY has no exceptions...
Now pardon me, I'm gonna hide in that corner if you need me
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
He's already put the chocolate bar in there.
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Well I don't know if Heavy is like White Goodman, but I for sure do not want to walk in on him masturbating with that sandvich.
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
My sandvich it is made of steel!
also, please dont vote me down, I want to get back to positive numbers
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must go....
....conserve energy...
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Moist and delicious!
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Gallant_Spark · 699 weeks ago

Right click to share sandvich.....
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I guess we know what "meat" is in heavys sandvich now!
Ewwwwwwwwwww
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It looks like the Heavy now has...

*shades*

...a sandvich with extra meat.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAwtfAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is quite possibly the worst way to increase your protein intake... At least the chocolate bar would look more appropriate if things were to go wrong (such as a bomb-cart exploding before it got to its destination).
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When they call it a "Pork Sword" they must be thinking of Heavy and the Sandvich.
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Looks like the sandvich. . .
*Sunglasses*
will be heavy with meat.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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If a Scout snuck a Bonk! Atomic Punch into his pants, he could create a Dalokohs Bar.
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Heavy must really like his sandvichs. He better hope the mustered doesn't burn him, Down there.
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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago
A clever twist on the put you in my pants submissions! An internet goes to this good submission!

Also, -insert overdone Mayo joke here-
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This is mayo all over my sandvich, right?
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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago

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