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FALCON'S UNFILTERED GAZE...

Captain Falcon’s Annual Eye Exam:
“Okay Cap, remove your visor and take a look at the eye chart.
Now which is better… one, or two?”
“HYES!”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 23, 2010 · 1:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (217 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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F-Zero, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Weird, Wii

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15 replies · active 760 weeks ago
You do not want to X-Ray him...
EVER!
FALCON… X-RAY?
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
In the early days, when the Earth was young and life was but an unborn infant crawling in the womb of the great seas, the Falcon viewed his domain unobstructed, able to cast his divine gaze to all parts of creation, unhindered and able to pass judgement over all moves shown him. But lo, the Earth split, and from within its fuming maw came a cry, "Can't let you view that, Falcon God." And the Mighty Wolf struck out toward his blue adversary with a pane of the darkest glass, blocking the Falcon's vision and denying him his omniscience, crippling the Falcon for years to come.
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
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Thanks to the Falconator, all F-Zero racers will run on green energy! Mute City has never had clearer air!

Sadly they burn up all their power after the first 100 meters and end of coasting the rest of the way...
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It's at times when I see horrid things like this I relish being a Wolfite.
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18 replies · active 760 weeks ago
D:
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I don't know how to feel right now
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Some secret identities are better left secret...
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if you think this is bad, you DEFINITELY don't want to see what's under wolfs scouter... ._.
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
It's.... It's amazing.
The Lord Falcon has showed his eyes, and we gamers will be brought to salvation!
*cries manly tears of happiness*
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Oh come on, he doesnt look THAT bad! It could be worse! Yeah, he could be bald and have a big nose!
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2 replies · active 760 weeks ago
He looked a lot better in the anime...

And his Falcon Punch actually lands a hit.
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The good Captain is actually even bald. There is a hack that was passed down the Armstro - I mean Falcon line for generations, and that shows him clearly bald, and with manly pink sparkles.
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CAN NOT UNSEE!
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
FAAAAALCON STARE!
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The Almighty Falcon has eyes?
That IS kinda creepy....
Put the visor back on please?
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HE SEES INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
And then he gives you a pie if you've been showing your moves.
*Gets pie*
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7 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Captain Falcon is shielding his eyes. For a God, he has one weakness: the Sun.
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5 replies · active 760 weeks ago
What is this? I dont even!
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Protect Me, monocle!
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What has been seen, can not be unseen...
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Only those with pure hearts can stay alive standing in awe of his godly gaze. Or those who have shown their moves.
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so....beautiful...
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That's not a sunset in the background. That's a supernova of moves being shown left right and center...exploding.
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What is this?

I don't even...
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show ya mo-.... face?
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago

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