I guess coming up with new Kirby games is pretty easy for Nintendo… just feed him something weird and you’ve got a whole new game!
By Matt G-raffe
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2010 · 9:48 AM |
Categories: Cutesy Wutesy, Kirby, Motivational, Nintendo, Science/Math, Wii · Leave a comment () 112 Comments |
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What's next, a kitchen?
Must… Resist… Utter… CUTENESS
…I always thought that Kirby + yarn = Tangela.
Must be just me. XD
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Just felt like bringing that up =)
Next they feed him an HDTV, and you get a game about http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/
I think we could make more fun of the awful one-liners that seem to be riddled throughout Kid Icarus Uprising.
You know, i watched the trailer for the new Kirby game and all's i can think of is: Little Big Kirby
Don't look at the cute thing don't look at the cute thing *slaps self*
Aww damnit! That's cute
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Just like Canvas Curse. Feed him a ball, bam, new game.
Looks like Kirby's…
*sunglasses*
A bit strung out.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
This Kirby doesn't suck!
Literally, he cant do that anymore :(
Watched that trailer. I'm pretty sure I was hooked once I saw car kirby driving around, but then I saw yarn Mecha Kirby. Holy shit. <3
Creating a new Kirby Game!
Sakurai: So, it's time for arts and crafts, Kirby team!
Kirby Team: Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Sakurai: Ok, now who wants to help me force-feed Kirby this ball of yarn? The fans want a new game.
I guess everyone already forgot…
Kirby+Crayons=Kirby's Dream Land 3
Hmm, first Disney announced plans for Epic Mickey, now there's Kirby's Epic Yarn…..is it a new trend for games to have the word "Epic" in it?
kirby's just in the list of characters that need a renewing.
like donkey kong, pit, link
mario's been done already but not the sports. (mario's sports mix)
You forgot to add the word "that" into your statement.
This Wolfite is a Spy!
First Paper Mario, Now Yarn Kirby….
whats next?
Cotton Zelda?
Metroid Ink?
Leather Star Fox?
I know it's weird, Kirby, but no need to get yourself in a knot.
Holy shit, Shawn, what the fuck happened to the comments?
FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
So, if he tries to spit it out…
>.<
its paper mario and kirby. but kirby to cool for paper.
Paper -- Mario
Yarn -- Kirby
Cardboard -- Starfox
Wait, what?
Looks like Kirby is ..
*puts sunglasses on*
tripping balls (of yarn.)
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wool definitely not be getting rid of my Wii.
What the?…
How can a being of yarn even exist? It doesn't make any sense in the scientific or logical sense!!
WHERE THE FUCK DOES ANATOMY COME IN?
Goddamn sorcery…
yarn Kirby + fire enemy = ?
i think it would kill him
I think the only negative thing that can be said about yarninated Kirby is that, well, you can't hug or cuddle him.
i expect the fire-related enemies to be exceptionally dangerous.
OBJECTION!
The PS3…
HAS NO GAMES!!
Just like Mario + Paper!
But…..his yarn is Epic Yarn….
Epic Mickey? Oops! The fake ‘epic’ games mentioned have been disrupted with a existing ‘epic’ game.
In meme terms-
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
All in all, I think Nintendo just discovered the term epic and not know of it’s true potential. Silly Ninten, you need to brush up on the dictionary.
Epic Smash Bros Brawl anyone? I DEMAND AN SOMEONE TO MAKE THE GAME COVER FOR IT!
DEMAND SOMEONE*
Freaking typos… -.-
Another yarn pun-
Kirby will sew you all for making these puns.