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DEMOMAN? WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

What makes Nick Fury a good Demoman? If he were a bad Demoman, he wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ya now would he?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 9:38 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (294 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Disguises, Movies, Photo Op, Superheroes/Supervillains, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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Samuel L. Jackson makes a good ANYTHING.
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15 replies · active 669 weeks ago
So he'd even make a good Asian?
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He'd also make a good guitarist, as proven through South Park: All black guys can play bass.
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South Park lessons are inconstant.

Your proof is invalid.
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South Park doesn't teach you, they swear it into your skull!
Haha! (Peter Griffin laugh)
I poked a holey hole in your logic!
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Learning lessons =/= Swearing into skull

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
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...Crap

I swear to Eywa, when I evolve I'm going to kill you all!
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Unless i press the B button.
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Screw the B Button. Force him to swallow an Everstone >:D
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NOOOOO!

Damn you Nintendo, damn you!
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BEHOLD

I PUT THE CARTRIDGE INTO A DS WITH NO B BUTTON >:U
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i tell you it's cause he's black
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So would he be a good white guy because he is black?
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yes.

white guys cant play black guys

but we can do them.
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how many black people posing as white people movies are there?

Can't tell?

the point has been proven.
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TardytoTheParty · 669 weeks ago

Wasn't Robert Downey Jr playing a black guy in Tropic Thunder?
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Oh, they're going to hafta glue you back togheter, IN STARK INDUSTRIES!
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
What makes me a good demoman? I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you S.H.I.E.L.D if I wasn't now would I?!?
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If I were a BAD Demoman, I wouldn't be starring in the next Iron Man, now would I?
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
The BAD team. Purple Colored pansies.
It stands for BITCHES ARE DEMENTED.
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So S.H.I.E.L.D. now stands for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Excavation and Longtime Demolitions?
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
Meh, probably yes. That or it is simply composed of win.
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One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengence upon thee!

*KABOOM!*

Ha ha ha haaaa! Ohhh, say "what" again; IN HELL!
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4 replies · active 774 weeks ago
SCRUMPY, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DRINK IT?!!!
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No. There was no scrumpy, so I had to order sake instead.

And boy the result was disastrous...
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SCOTTISH MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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mm,thats a tasty burger, may i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?

wait...it was Samuel jackson in pulp fiction, not nick fury
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The path of the Scout is beset on all sides by the Sentries of the Engineers and the butterfly knives of Spies. Blessed is he, who in the name of RED or BLU, shepherds the Scout through the valley of 2fort, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of the intelligence. And I will strike down upon thee with scrumpy bottles and critical explosives, those who would attempt to backstab and taunt my brothers! And you will know my name is the Demoman when I detonate my explosives upon thee!
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Demoman and Ironman are the best drinking buddies ever.
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
Hey, who needs to be sober when they fight crime?
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"'Hey, could you hand me my grenade laucher? It's the one that says 'Drunk Motherfucker' on it."
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PRANCIN' ABOOT WIT YA SUITS FULLA IRON!
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"Thats a good danm sandvich!"
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Barbie dress up + Spy mask + hats = unrecognizable

Comrades, Brace yourself, as there will be backstabbing. LOTS OF IT.

Oh and hide your mothers while you're at it. can never be too careful.
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THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKING SPIES IN THIS MOTHAFUCKING BASE!
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I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
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Samuel L. Jackson is such a good Demoman he doesn't need a team. He's on his own team, the Black Team.
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He's a black scottish cyclops.
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
'Twas what I had said when I saw it on Friday.
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it looks like he has spocks hair...
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IF I WASN'T A GOOD DEMO-MAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN 'ERE, DISCUSSING IT WIT YA NOW WOULD I!?
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3 replies · active 774 weeks ago
i dont think that line has anything to do with this picture.
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Sure it does. He's setting, he's a demoman, and he's disccusing it with someone off screen.
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Didn't know Demoman knew how to adjust the settings of the game. Did the engineer teach him?
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