What makes Nick Fury a good Demoman? If he were a bad Demoman, he wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ya now would he?
By fr0stz
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 9:38 AM |
Categories: Disguises, Movies, Photo Op, Superheroes/Supervillains, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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What makes him a good demoman is that he’s sick of these motherfucking spies backstabbing the motherfucking snipers and engi’s!
it looks like he has spocks hair…
Samuel L. Jackson makes a good ANYTHING.
He's a black scottish cyclops.
Samuel L. Jackson is such a good Demoman he doesn't need a team. He's on his own team, the Black Team.
"Thats a good danm sandvich!"
So S.H.I.E.L.D. now stands for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Excavation and Longtime Demolitions?
IF I WASN'T A GOOD DEMO-MAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN 'ERE, DISCUSSING IT WIT YA NOW WOULD I!?
"'Hey, could you hand me my grenade laucher? It's the one that says 'Drunk Motherfucker' on it."
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch…and you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengence upon thee!
*KABOOM!*
Ohhh… say "what" again! IN HELL!
If I were a BAD Demoman, I wouldn't be starring in the next Iron Man, now would I?
Demoman and Ironman are the best drinking buddies ever.
THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GETTING DRUNK ON THAT MOTHERFCKING IRON SUIT IN MOTHERFCKING BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
I'm going to isolate you from the outside world, Stark.
Oh, they're going to hafta glue you back togheter, IN STARK INDUSTRIES!
The path of the Scout is beset on all sides by the Sentries of the Engineers and the butterfly knives of Spies. Blessed is he, who in the name of RED or BLU, shepherds the Scout through the valley of 2fort, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of the intelligence. And I will strike down upon thee with scrumpy bottles and critical explosives those who would attempt to backstab and taunt my brothers! And you will know my name is the Demoman when I detonate my explosives upon thee!
I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
PRANCIN' ABOOT WIT YA SUITS FULLA IRON!
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKING SPIES IN THIS MOTHAFUCKING BASE!
Barbie dress up + Spy mask + hats = unrecognizable
Comrades, Brace yourself, as there will be backstabbing. LOTS OF IT.
Oh and hide your mothers while you're at it. can never be too careful.