I will admit that Nintendo Mania‘s grapple beam upgrade is probably a bit more deadly, but who’s going to take Samus seriously with a weapon that looks like that?
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 10:13 PM |
Categories: Balls of Steel, Heavy Weapons, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment () 112 Comments |
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Are you kidding? I wouldn't mess with anyone attached to a Chain Chomp!
So I herd you liek chayn chompz?
Drop bob ombs in morph ball mode? Or maru-mari for us old codgers.
Who'd take that seriously? How about anybody who stands to get their extremities bitten off?
Yo dawg I heard you like chaining attacks so I put a chain in your attack so you can attack while you attack.
I happen to think it's a VERY effective weapon, thank you very much.
Chain chomps sucked before, but now it's PORTABLE?!?!?!?!
reminds me of Bowser's minions http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771
So i heard you liked overkills so i put a over powered enemy on an over powered hero so you can be cheap while you be cheap.
Hoo-hoo! It's-a me, Samus!
Where's baby Mario/baby Luigi? HAX!!
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Ridley: "We're fucked."
Chain Chomp = deadly
Charged up Chain Chomp = shit just got real
What if she fired Bullet Bills?…..discuss
Ridley = Snack for Samus' new pet
They told her she couldn't keep that small metroid as a pet
Now they sure wish they did
*Insert a clever Chainchomp Metroid crossover joke worthy of many +1s here.*
DA DA DA DAAAAH
You got the Ball and Chain!
Whoops, sorry, accidentally hit -1 on you. My bad.
Epic weapon is epic.
thats a bad idea.
"hey samus reme- OH MY GOD! IT HURTS!!!!"
Stickers!
SHOOP DA- *gets ripped apart by Hammer Bros and Metroids* "…don't say it."
A-MAZING CHAIN GRAB!
This looks shopped, I can tell from some pixels and seeing a few shopps in my time
Ok WHO was the smartass that gave her yet ANOTHER damn weapon of mass destruction!?
She has more weapons then mario has lives!
He's created a time paradox!
Chain Chomp > Charge Beam. The Space Pirates are so screwed.
That Weapon is simply protection against Falcon Gropes.
hi-jack!