*sigh* Pokédex… please tell me you’re referring to Dodrio’s toes… and not those long pink things protruding from it’s butt area. PLEASE!
By Cordero Dove
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 29, 2010 · 6:35 AM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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…Imagine how big a pregnant Dodrio is.
Apparently, the tails aren't the only parts of the body that Tails has two of.
Pokemon Trainer: I wish I had 3 hands
Dodrio: You're doing alright with 2
What's ya complainin' 'bout? Three-way, chick-on-chick action. Sounds like my kinda pokemon.
Having one is bad enough, but THREE rods you just can't reach for? that no wonder Dodrio always looks mad.
Once you go three-heads, you NEVER go back.
pokedex… being a dick… its more likely than you think
Wild Dodrio used Drill peck!
Hit 3 times!
Its super effective!
Trainer Green whited out
Page: Info about the Pokémon you really didn't want to know…
Area: Visual info about said info
Cry: A picture of a trainer crying in shame/fear
Size: …Um…
But if he got 3 of them, then he has 3 of those too! Wich means he can have 3 at the same time he gets 3 of it! *brainsplodes*
It looks like Prof. Oak found out that Pokemons are for adults…
So he modified the Pokedex…
187.8 lbs of pure bird meat.
Trildo!
Page: Info about the Pokémon you really didn't want to know…
Area: Visual info about said info
Cry: A picture of a trainer crying in shame/fear
Size: …Um…
See kids? Unless Prof. Oak gives it to you, it's not a Pokedex you can trust.
Three heads for MAXIMUM PENETRATION!!!
I want to evolve a Duduo to see if that IS the entry.
id be fine with it being the 3 things in its back as long as its not something in between his legs
Umm doesent that mean it has six heads?
oh and luigi if u see this im useing my ipod
and i cant do some things on this site from
here
(like reply directily to your comments)
Tribadism for female Dodrios.
Aren’t those just tail feathers sticking out the back? That’s what I always thought they were…
Also, he has three balls.
Hmmm… maybe the females… nevermind