When I asked for Heavy Rain, this is not what I had in mind!
By Bucko, submitted by Randy Da Silva
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2010 · 3:08 AM |
Categories: Half-Life, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Uncategorized, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 113 Comments |
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Inb4everyoneelse
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FIRST!!!!
Heavy: What weakling sends ground to fight me?!
Looks like those heavies are heading towards a SLAMvich!
Sorry, I'm truly sorry for saying that.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! -- It's Raining Men! Amen!
I thought we would be crushing gentlemen!
They'll need to get out of that if they want to DRY SOME MOAR
Breaking News!
With the suddenly increase of Heavy Weapon Guys,Russia and Valve dont have anymore,since they had to pay all the sandvichs NOM NOM NOM!
Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
You little umbrellas! Is funny to me!
And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
I feel… a great disturbance in the force.
It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "Doktor!" and were then silenced.
Rain is falling, pouring down on me… HEAVY WAAAATEEEER!
AHH NO DIS IS BAD!!!
This guy is falling!
YOU ARE SO WET! IS FUNNY TO ME.
No umbrella can save anyone from Heavy rain… And hiding in your home won't save you either, Heavy can crash through roofs. In conclusion? Doom is imminent whenever Heavy rain falls…
Fear not! I have an umbrella! No rain no matter what kind it is can't stand up to an umbrel- *gets crushed by a heavy* ugh
INCOMMMMIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
wow, that was fast shawn.
RAINING GIIIIIIIBS!
FROM A LOCKER IN THE SKYBOOOX!!!
I wonder, did the floor outsmart him?
-Hears a multitude of voices in Russian accent laughing instead of bomb-whistles.-
Ugh…Gonna need more then a few medics to fix this mess!
AAAAAAWN-WAAADDDA
*Sings "Heavy rain" to the music of "Chocolate Rain"*
haleluya
Heavy raaaaain. Some stay dry, other CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
everyone who stopped commenting to watch the super-bowl has been stripped of their nerd license and can no longer follow falcon or wolf. Good day
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Your fists of steel cant save you from this ground of concrete
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF WATER!
Ooh, run, run! I'm raining on you!
Looks like the god has been CRYING SOME MOAR!!
I AM CREDIT TO PRECIPITATION!
…so the Demo version is known as ‘Chocolate Rain’, and the Pyro version is a ‘Rain of Fire’?
I have plan for you, MORE RAIN.
So this is the Heavy Rain shower section.
I was lead to believe that there would be less men.