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DECISIONS… Some are more difficult than others

Jacob Ort’s head says “intelligence” but his stomach says “SANDVICH!”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 21, 2009 · 11:41 AM 
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After 15 minutes of contemplation, heavy remembers he has two hands
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16 replies · active 791 weeks ago
What's that sandvich? Leave the intel? GOOD IDEA!
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15 replies · active 795 weeks ago
"I'm pretty sure one of these is edible..."
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7 replies · active 795 weeks ago
And on his left shoulder, a little Scout dressed up like an angel is telling him to get the intelligence, while on his right shoulder, a little Scout dressed up like a devil is spamming "NEED A DISPENSA HERE!"
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8 replies · active 795 weeks ago
HMMMM... PORN OR A SANDVICH?
I CANT DECIDE
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11 replies · active 795 weeks ago
"Can't let you choose that intelligence box..."
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5 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Eat the Intelligence and protect the sandivich
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You wouldn't believe how many times I've had to make a decision like that.
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
*Random scout comes by*
Scout: hey ill carry it for you.
Heavy:AH good, now i can eat my... DON'T TAKE MY SANDVICH!!!
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6 replies · active 795 weeks ago
It seems our poor heavy is lacking...*shades*...in INTELLIGENCE!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I just realised something that I should have noticed a long time ago! Halolz deals with hilarious captions and they either make us laugh or cry. HOWEVER, the thing that makes everyone laugh is the awesome comments expanded from the image. YEESH! I should have noticed that from a long time ago...
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
The Sandvich is a Spy!
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
Inb4 that Sandvich is a spy!

I'm quite surprised at this.
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No need to choose. Just eat the sandvich on your way out of the intelligence room.
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Maybe the intelligence case contains a recipe for a tastier sandvich!
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5 replies · active 794 weeks ago
Heavy's brain is the equivalent of a bullet, so he should be able to figure this out, right? :D
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
ALERT: THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE.

"How do I carry two things at once? Waaaah, Woaaaaaaaaah..."
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Looks like he needs intelligence to make this choice.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Later it turned out that the intelligence case was overstuffed with tasty, tasty sandviches.

Heavy then whimpered alone in a corner and tried to die.
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7 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I think we all know the right thing to do is take the sandvich.
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TAKE THEM BOTH!!!!
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
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Later it would turn out the intelligence files were hidden... INSIDE SANDVICH!
But by that point it was too late...
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Oh, this is bad!
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Store Sandvich in K.G.B for later, run with the intel!
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
Wait, what if the intelligence actually has many sanviches inside!? TAKE THE MYSTERY BO- INTELLIGENCE, TAKE IT!
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Why not just steal the intel while eating precious sandvich?
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
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Okay guys, an issue needs to be addressed here. Kergeros is recieving alot of heat over an opinion. This isn't /b/. We accept opinions here. We aren't trolls. Believe it or not, most commenters here have standards. Mass negativity is not warranted over such trivial things. Stop ruining the damn community >:/
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FIRST!!!!
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13 replies · active 795 weeks ago
First. Just for the sake of it. This didn't make me laugh, by the way. =/
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58 replies · active 795 weeks ago

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