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Alright, this video is one of those rare “technically it has nothing to do with video games” posts, but man Alyssa and I were cracking up at this one, so I couldn’t help it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2009 · 9:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (267 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)
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Also known as "The Dark Knight in a Nutshell".
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first I lol'd...

then I y so srsd
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
Then you got eated by the Batman. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
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Then I burst out of his chest. FOR GREAT LOLS!!!
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DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^----- lazer collection. If you don't get it, stfu and gtfo.
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:O You killed Batman! YOU BASTARD!!!
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BALLS NO! :O
Batman is too badass to be killed. the giant gaping hole in his chest simply stunned him.. -,-
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Ohailookatthat!
I got 101! It DOES go higher than 100!
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Ohailookatthat!
I got 101! It DOEs go higher than 100!
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I admit it. i giggled profusely.
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I chuckled up until the part where the joker kid comes in.
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Batman is a jerk part one
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As this video seems to be receiving a rather lackadaisical response, allow me to lighten the mood with the semi-traditional "AreUExperienced's Neglected Movie Monday Post of the Week!"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0uokNp0aM&fe..." target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0uokNp0aM&fe...
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
THAT, was hilarious.
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I laughed so hard I literally couldn't breathe. This is the one that finally convinced me to sign up so I could post a comment.
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I thought bats made sounds too high to hear! Turns out, it's the opposite.
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wow...um... uhh...it was... umm...ok... i guess...needs moar ysosris
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
Needs moar funny.....and moar facestabbing :3
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Amusing, and that's about it. A three and a half is fair methinks.
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The title's "The Dark Knight kills Christmas"..

I'm confused already.

Oh wait, he killed Santa for JUSTICE!
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It was good up until "With a side of spaghetti."
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im srry sir wut wuz dat?

It was meh inducing. God, even Christiarnold Schwarzzenebale could be understandable, if such man exists.
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fuckin lol
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lol, fat kids. Also the joker really needs his voice to drop.
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Instead of videos such as these which glorify the "grittiness" of The Dark Knight, take a moment to peruse the following video I've linked to. Simply put, it's The Dark Knight if the Joker were to sound like Mark Hamill as he was on the Animated Series. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2tXChJR-I&fe..." target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2tXChJR-I&fe...
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all i have to say is wtf?
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Drags the joke out too much.
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This has potential for humor. Potential that isn't met.
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Ok...
Somewhat I'm not amused, sorry
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
Agreed. It was meh inducing.
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This is FUCKED UP DA ASS.
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lol!! i don't know why!! couldn't stop laughing!! my friend was like, this is lame, but i was like roflmao on the computer, anyways, i loved it!
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WolfWolfWolf · 804 weeks ago

Well that was a waste of my fucking time, some idiot kids making fun of a shitty actors deep voice.
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Uhh...no.
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Meh, funny, but not Halolz Material. Videos of kids and moms that cannot act should not be here. Unless They are over 18...
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I liked it... but it was fucked up as hell. Funny like Monkey Dust is funny, ie sort of funny but also depressing and/or terrifying.
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I laughed. idk why. But i did.
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Some funny parts, but what does this have to do with Christmas? Is the mothers name Christmas or something??
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Isn't that yelling at the dog part, a form of animal abuse?
And as said... is the point of this to show that this 'Maxwell' kid is a retard? Does he know he's a retard? Cause the link posted shows he seems to have a lot of videos.
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the beginning made me laugh, but that was it. The whole thing falls apart at 'and a side of spaghetti'
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Meh
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Meh, only amusing bit was seeing the fat kid pull the faces. And that wasn't "Haha" funny, t'was more "Haha you're a retard" funny.
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X Intolerable X · 804 weeks ago

I giggled super hard.

But it was only because right before I watched this I was listening to some Cannibal Corpse.

It tickled my evil soul.
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DominicanKing614 · 804 weeks ago

ok that was hilarious and all ... but 1 question still on my mind ... what the hell kind of mom lets her son choke her out and punch her in the face on multiple occasions without saying anything afterward like it didnt happen ? ... lol
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"Oooh zero carbohydrates, I like that..."

"THEN YOU'LL LOVE ME. -backfist-"

Lmfao.

Drug on too long, other jokes weren't as good.

4/5
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
As a regular user of Halolz and, more importantly, a lover of the English language, I entreat you, please do not post on this website if you cannot employ correct grammar; those who abuse syntax and disregard diction are severely punished.
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What's with this new comment thing...
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
never mind then, everything seems to be back to normal. Not sure what the hell was up with it before...
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