ITCHY NUTS

66 Comments

1. MrRaccoon on October 3rd, 2009 7:04 am
   

   "What? Is not like someone will take a pic of it and post it on the internet"
2. Aaron Hong on October 3rd, 2009 7:22 am
   

   It's only a problem if you still can't shoot straight after you do it.
3. Tenck on October 3rd, 2009 7:31 am
   

   BOOM HEADSHOT!
   …ok that one sucked, let me try again tomorrow…
4. TCC on October 3rd, 2009 7:57 am
   

   he's been "scratching" for five minutes, now he's just on vacation… -.-
5. Last on October 3rd, 2009 8:53 am
   

   Master Chief is lucky if he has this problem he can just have Cortana take care of that for him.
6. Taiho on October 3rd, 2009 9:17 am
   

   Trading sexual favors for recon armor can have unforeseen consequences.
7. Vosur on October 3rd, 2009 9:26 am
   

   "Dude… hermetically-sealed armor does nothing for when you have to go. I've been holding it in for days."
8. LitmusRemnantal on October 3rd, 2009 9:36 am
   

   What about teh female spartans? :P
9. Doc on October 3rd, 2009 10:44 am
   

   You're gunna love my nuts.
10. Vabolo on October 3rd, 2009 12:09 pm
    

    "Whew, that guy almost shot me in the leg! It's a good thing tha-WAIT, WHERE'D THEY GO?!? D:"
11. Miketuu on October 3rd, 2009 12:19 pm
    

    *quadruple kill* It was the best of times, *oh, oh god, OH GOD…. CAN'T SCRATCH THERE AH, It BURNS* It was the worst of times
12. Daifuku on October 3rd, 2009 1:03 pm
    

    You'd think after getting shot all those times, his balls would be inert >_>
13. Psychopatrick88 on October 3rd, 2009 2:24 pm
    

    In a crowd with no escape
    Is when I feel my privates wake
    I've got to find some privacy
    Or they will see me scratching me!!
14. MassiveDamage on October 3rd, 2009 4:31 pm
    

    Can't let you scratch that, headshot victim.
15. fancy pants on October 3rd, 2009 4:41 pm
    

    The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the ability to reach it.
    Unfortunately for chief, he's wearing super armor
16. KM4N on October 3rd, 2009 6:34 pm
    

    Take heart young Spartans, this is what happens when you constantly teabag people…..even your own teammates.
17. Name on October 3rd, 2009 8:35 pm
    

    Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this?
18. Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:12 pm
    

    Kirby is not amused…
19. Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:13 pm
    

    After scratching the front, now he need to scratch his behind…
20. ayanleman on October 3rd, 2009 9:33 pm
    

    I'm not shaking HIS hand~!
21. BoardBreaker93 on October 4th, 2009 12:13 am
    

    I wonder who gave me this itching…maybe it was from that time I got f***ing owned

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/01/you-got-f-owned/
22. BurnoutSpartan on October 4th, 2009 12:28 am
    

    Plasma burns: they hurt there too….
23. Link_09 on October 4th, 2009 2:39 am
    

    Lol balls…
    in my halolz…
    ITS MORE LIKELY THAN I THOUGHT

    *luls very hard*
24. CapnMacMillan on October 4th, 2009 4:36 am
    

    So wait… if he can scratch his backup singers AND shoot a carbine one handed, doesn't that mean we should be able to dual wield them? Or better yet… dual wield detatchable nutsacks to throw at players! >:D
25. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 4th, 2009 4:09 pm
    

    I think he just pressed his "make my right ear explode" button.
26. Badonk on October 4th, 2009 5:56 pm
    

    Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this? O.o
27. Eechoblade on October 5th, 2009 12:34 pm
    

    Damn this itches. Must have been that scank Cortana who gave it to me. Last time I give someone a ride.
28. ayanleman on October 24th, 2009 6:13 pm
    

    …ew….
29. jonnycrocker on April 30th, 2010 8:32 pm
    

    can i has racon?um…nope.i got itchy nuts.oooook.

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