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CAN’T LET YOU OUTDRINK ME FALCON!

Jeez, Wolf sure takes things personally… he even snuck into Falcon Friday and opened up a competing bar right down the street from the Falcon Pub! This calls for a drinking contest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2009 · 2:22 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (149 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
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"What do you have on tap?"

"I can't tell you that"

"How bout a menu?"

"I can't let you read that"

"House micro-brews?"

"I can't sell you that"

"Just give me a Miller Lite"

"I can't let you drink that"

"Why the hell not?"

"A: you're under age, and B: Miller lite? Really?"
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
"I CAN'T BOOZE!"
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4 replies · active 806 weeks ago
So a Priest, a Rabbi and a black guy can't walk into a bar....
Wolf cant let em.
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3 replies · active 806 weeks ago
"You're good, Falcon, but I'm better!" or something along those lines probably would have worked better for the caption.
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
Wolf: Bartender ill have a white wolf

Falcon: *slaps drink out of hand*
FALCON PUNCH!
*hands over falcon punch*

Wolf: Don't get cocky!
*Throws flalcon punch back*
bartender a lone wolf this time.

Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!
*swings in air*

Wolf: Dammit your drunk

Falcon: FALCON DRUNK!

Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU STAY HERE, FALCON!

Falcon: *walks out*
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Well now, seems someone actually found the wolf bar. Now the only one left to find is a Weegee Bar.
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3 replies · active 806 weeks ago
You're *hick* drunk, but I'm *hick* druuuuuunker! *Speeeeeeeeeeeewwww*
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Falcon: this is a time where we must forget our problems and work togheter for the same pourpose
Wolf: I can, indeed, let us do that
Both: IT'S OkTOBERFEST!
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3 replies · active 806 weeks ago
I'd go to this one more than the falcon pub, mainly because this one doesn't have 2 old people standing in front of it.
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3 replies · active 805 weeks ago
I will be the one... *catches beer glass slid across the counter top* ...to drink you under the table!
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Is this Halolz Avenue?

(starts humming Electric Avenue)
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I wonder who will bankrupt whom first. Although Wolf won't allow them to drink there, and Captain Falcon would pawnch all who made an opinon so...yeah...
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Can't let you drink and drive drunk!

Wolf is so considerate!
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Link found a new place to get wasted at.
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Rule #76 Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch.
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I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway... Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
Wolf saw the Falcon Pub and was like "No WAY! I don't believe it! I CAN'T LOOOOOOSE! Don't get too cocky, Falcon!" And so the Wicked Wolf was born.
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And yet, I STILL can't get a Corona or Tecate at either of their joints. Not even Falcon'll let me do that...
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3 replies · active 806 weeks ago
OH SHIT! i have a wicked wolf bar near where i live too (and its not that one)!

... is that a sign? is starwolf franchising as the wicked wolf?
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12 replies · active 806 weeks ago
If wolf does become a threat falcon will just burst in there and kick all their drinks to the ground
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The Wicked Wolf......that's a total over exaggeration, Falcon just needs to give them all a Falcon Punch (now as a refreshing drink)...and no, it's not on the rocks, it's "on the fist" *PAWNCH*!!!
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
absolutly funny. i don't drink, but i'd get some nachos from there...

note: i found an extremly long comment related to phoenix wright. don't click reply unless really want to see it.
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Falcon and Wolf eventually got so drunk they sang "Killer" by Queen on the bar counter.
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
CANT LET YOU UUGGGHHHH DOOoOoO th---thaa..*falls on ground drunk*
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Let's break out the Falcon Punch!
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I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway... Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
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voicedwalnut · 806 weeks ago

Captain Falcon: Why would you do that Wolf
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HA!BULLSHITPLUS · 804 weeks ago

oh for fucks sake get over this falcon shit already
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Cap. Falcon: Show me your booze! There it is! FALCON PUNCH!

Fox: Can't let you destroy my bar, Falcon. Let's settle it with a drinking contest.

Cap. Falcon: HYES! FALCON CHUG!
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