Jeez, Wolf sure takes things personally… he even snuck into Falcon Friday and opened up a competing bar right down the street from the Falcon Pub! This calls for a drinking contest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2009 · 2:22 PM
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Cap. Falcon: Show me your booze! There it is! FALCON PUNCH!
Fox: Can't let you destroy my bar, Falcon. Let's settle it with a drinking contest.
Cap. Falcon: HYES! FALCON CHUG!
Let's break out the Falcon Punch!
OH SHIT! i have a wicked wolf bar near where i live too (and its not that one)!
… is that a sign? is starwolf franchising as the wicked wolf?
Is this Halolz Avenue?
(starts humming Electric Avenue)
CANT LET YOU UUGGGHHHH DOOoOoO th—thaa..*falls on ground drunk*
Falcon and Wolf eventually got so drunk they sang "Killer" by Queen on the bar counter.
"I CAN'T BOOZE!"
"You're good, Falcon, but I'm better!" or something along those lines probably would have worked better for the caption.
"What do you have on tap?"
"I can't tell you that"
"How bout a menu?"
"I can't let you read that"
"House micro-brews?"
"I can't sell you that"
"Just give me a Miller Lite"
"I can't let you drink that"
"Why the hell not?"
"A: you're under age, and B: Miller lite? Really?"
I will be the one… *catches beer glass slid across the counter top* …to drink you under the table!
I'd go to this one more than the falcon pub, mainly because this one doesn't have 2 old people standing in front of it.
Falcon: this is a time where we must forget our problems and work togheter for the same pourpose
Wolf: I can, indeed, let us do that
Both: IT'S OkTOBERFEST!
And yet, I STILL can't get a Corona or Tecate at either of their joints. Not even Falcon'll let me do that…
You're *hick* drunk, but I'm *hick* druuuuuunker! *Speeeeeeeeeeeewwww*
Captain Falcon: Why would you do that Wolf
Wolf saw the Falcon Pub and was like "No WAY! I don't believe it! I CAN'T LOOOOOOSE! Don't get too cocky, Falcon!" And so the Wicked Wolf was born.
So a Priest, a Rabbi and a black guy can't walk into a bar….
Wolf cant let em.
I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
Wolf: Bartender ill have a white wolf
Falcon: *slaps drink out of hand*
FALCON PUNCH!
*hands over falcon punch*
Wolf: Don't get cocky!
*Throws flalcon punch back*
bartender a lone wolf this time.
Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!
*swings in air*
Wolf: Dammit your drunk
Falcon: FALCON DRUNK!
Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU STAY HERE, FALCON!
Falcon: *walks out*
Rule #76 Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch.
absolutly funny. i don't drink, but i'd get some nachos from there…
note: i found an extremly long comment related to phoenix wright. don't click reply unless really want to see it.
Link found a new place to get wasted at.
Well now, seems someone actually found the wolf bar. Now the only one left to find is a Weegee Bar.
The Wicked Wolf……that's a total over exaggeration, Falcon just needs to give them all a Falcon Punch (now as a refreshing drink)…and no, it's not on the rocks, it's "on the fist" *PAWNCH*!!!
If wolf does become a threat falcon will just burst in there and kick all their drinks to the ground
Can't let you drink and drive drunk!
Wolf is so considerate!
oh for fucks sake get over this falcon shit already
I wonder who will bankrupt whom first. Although Wolf won't allow them to drink there, and Captain Falcon would pawnch all who made an opinon so…yeah…