Wow, uh… my brain just broke. [SHUTTING DOWN]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 22, 2009 · 11:54 PM
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Shh, quiet group! Observe carefully: What we have here is the Common Internet Leech in its natural habitat. The leech will find a popular video, meme, or something else beyond his boundary of creativity to make, and then attempt to copy it, try too hard and make it too long, and disappoint the Internet as a whole. This one seems to have found a decent supply of food from the Garry's Mod Biosphere: The Half Life: Full Life Consequences Series! And now he's studying it enough to get the style, but not enough to not bungle the execution. After he watches it a final time, the sad little creature that will never find popularity or mainstream acceptance proceeds to begin writing, in this case an over-the-top retarded script, whose jokes on ironic self-depreciation actually make this painful to watch, which will be later complemented by equally cringe worthy animations, which he pretty much had to do by himself, since he has no friends or anyone else that could help him. After a small chance at recognition that he will inevitably blow, the Common Internet Leech will fade back into the shadows, wait for the next big thing to strike, and restart the process, ignoring or being unable to fulfill other necessary tasks like the prorogation of the species.
Quite possibly the strangest, cheapest, most asinine attempt at humor I have ever seen in my entire life. Why, then, have I been laughing at this for fifteen straight minutes? I don't know, but I don't care; it's funny as hell and that's what matters.
5/5
5/5
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My brain shut down from the crappy audio and stupid attempts at jokes.
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My brain simultaneously imploded and exploded, the result was some kind of cottage-cheese like substance coming out of my nose. Thank god Louis isn't around, cause I need to pop some peelz.
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He blew up Wolf! If Wolf can be put into G-mod then I expect a "Can't let you sap that, Spyfox" submission in the near future.
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I had cake after watching this. it was black forest cake or something like that :P
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OMFG MY BRAIN IS DEAD! DEAR JEWISH ZOMBIE! PLEASE, NO!
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Come one, this video IS purposely bad. He made the epic 'Left 4 Farts' for crying out loud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUviyKE4W-Q
Also, exploding Wolf around 3:49.
CANT LET YOU DO THAT, KITTY0706.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUviyKE4W-Q
Also, exploding Wolf around 3:49.
CANT LET YOU DO THAT, KITTY0706.
I am ashamed of you Shawn......why would you torture us like this? We're your fans! :'(
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If only wolf was there to prevent the guy to make this terrible video. Captian Falcon is sad now.
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i liked it :3
but what do i know, im a gay little furry, mirite furfag bashers?
but what do i know, im a gay little furry, mirite furfag bashers?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT JUST HAPPENED
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I can't...this is....just...bad. I realize it is supposed to be bad, but this is just bad. Not "so bad it's good," or "so ridiculously bad it's hilarious." This is so bad, it's...pathetic...no, wait...terrible...no...I will come up with a word to describe this video.
It's horripatheterriblamecraptacular!
It's horripatheterriblamecraptacular!
owww my head hurts is that normal?
his voice just made it horrible. that aside from teh furry bashing
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I swear that was John Freeman walking to wards the fallen camera @ the end.
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Quite possibly the strangest, cheapest, most asinine attempt at humor I have ever seen in my life. Why, then, have I been laughing at this for fifteen straight minutes? I don't know, but I don't care; it's funny as hell and that's what matters.
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Inspired by TalkingBidoof's rant, which made me laugh:
Common Internet Leech
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Genus: Homo Patheticus
Habitat:
The Common Internet Leech has been spotted from the temperate wilds of DeviantART to the suburbs of Newgrounds, to the rolling hills of Halolz, and anywhere in between. Notable is 4chan, where the Leeches congregate in mass numbers.
Lifespan:
Leeches generally live around 20-25 years, but this is a vague figure. By this time, the Leeches usually, but not always, outgrow the confines of their lifestyle.
Characteristics:
Leeches are noted for their explicit lack of talent, which causes them to seek out memes, video or audio, or text postings that they may attempt to mimic in order to gain themselves a modicum of credit or "lulz". A truly original work is beyond the scope of a Leech's understanding.
Breeding:
Leeches are considered repulsive by the majority of the Internet community, but unfortunatly, continue to breed, possibly asexually.
CAUTION: If you feel a Leech is in the vicinity, leave the area quickly and quietly. Do not attempt to communicate with the Leech, and DO NOT attempt to discuss the Leech's "work" with it. Leeches are sensitive on this subject, and can become hostile if provoked. Many a poor Web-citizen has been found with a complete neurological shutdown instigated by the incessent jabbering noises that a Leech can produce.
Common Internet Leech
----------------------------------
Genus: Homo Patheticus
Habitat:
The Common Internet Leech has been spotted from the temperate wilds of DeviantART to the suburbs of Newgrounds, to the rolling hills of Halolz, and anywhere in between. Notable is 4chan, where the Leeches congregate in mass numbers.
Lifespan:
Leeches generally live around 20-25 years, but this is a vague figure. By this time, the Leeches usually, but not always, outgrow the confines of their lifestyle.
Characteristics:
Leeches are noted for their explicit lack of talent, which causes them to seek out memes, video or audio, or text postings that they may attempt to mimic in order to gain themselves a modicum of credit or "lulz". A truly original work is beyond the scope of a Leech's understanding.
Breeding:
Leeches are considered repulsive by the majority of the Internet community, but unfortunatly, continue to breed, possibly asexually.
CAUTION: If you feel a Leech is in the vicinity, leave the area quickly and quietly. Do not attempt to communicate with the Leech, and DO NOT attempt to discuss the Leech's "work" with it. Leeches are sensitive on this subject, and can become hostile if provoked. Many a poor Web-citizen has been found with a complete neurological shutdown instigated by the incessent jabbering noises that a Leech can produce.
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AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!... my...h..e.a..d...just ...came...out ...my ...A..N.U...S!!!!!!!!
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EPIC FAILUR. that was awful, ( but then again my submitions were awful so ) i really shouldn't be talking
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That was one of the most randomly funny videos I have ever seen!
'and it was tough crap for G-man because he fell to his doooooooooooommmmmmmmm'
'and it was tough crap for G-man because he fell to his doooooooooooommmmmmmmm'
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The cake is a lie, but a Portal Gun is a cake... Which means the Portal Gun is a lie...
WHAT ELSE IS A LIE?!
WHAT ELSE IS A LIE?!
Lame takeoff of Full Life Consequences.
Bleh. Terrible.
Bleh. Terrible.
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This is the best thing I've seen in HALOLZ so far, and yes, I've been following this site for a few years.
+5 cool points for the maker of this film.
+5 cool points for the maker of this film.
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I feel ashamed for laughing. *hangs head*
But laugh I did.
Hard.
I think it was the changes in voice that really set me off, though, like at 1:10 - "'how r u?' suddenly... appeared... on the screen!"
But laugh I did.
Hard.
I think it was the changes in voice that really set me off, though, like at 1:10 - "'how r u?' suddenly... appeared... on the screen!"
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Uh... sorry for the spam, guys. The connection screwed up.
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LOLNESS! Expressions were funny as heck.
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I agree with TalkingBidoof this video is a crappy attempt to copy HL: Full-Life Consequences. Also, Kitty0706 is DEFINITELY a furry.
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Meh, i've seen worse.
2/5 because I could tolerate it, and it could have been a LOT worse. Rip-off or not.
2/5 because I could tolerate it, and it could have been a LOT worse. Rip-off or not.
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Fail. that's all that needs to be said, this guy failed in the worst way, Why did they even post it on Halolz? isn't Halolz about lolz relating to videogames? how is that funny?
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Well at least it lived up to the failure tag
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Inspired by TalkingBidoof’s rant, which made me laugh:
Common Internet Leech
———————————-
Genus: Homo Patheticus
Habitat:
The Common Internet Leech has been spotted from the temperate wilds of DeviantART to the suburbs of Newgrounds, to the rolling hills of Halolz, and anywhere in between. Notable is 4chan, where the Leeches congregate in mass numbers.
Lifespan:
Leeches generally live around 20-25 years, but this is a vague figure. By this time, the Leeches usually, but not always, outgrow the confines of their lifestyle.
Characteristics:
Leeches are noted for their explicit lack of talent, which causes them to seek out memes, video or audio, or text postings that they may attempt to mimic in order to gain themselves a modicum of credit or “lulz”. A truly original work is beyond the scope of a Leech’s understanding.
Breeding:
Leeches are considered repulsive by the majority of the Internet community, but unfortunatly, continue to breed, possibly asexually.
CAUTION: If you feel a Leech is in the vicinity, leave the area quickly and quietly. Do not attempt to communicate with the Leech, and DO NOT attempt to discuss the Leech’s “work” with it. Leeches are sensitive on this subject, and can become hostile if provoked. Many a poor Web-citizen has been found with a complete neurological shutdown instigated by the incessent jabbering noises that a Leech can produce.
I swear that was John Freeman walking to wards the fallen camera @ the end.
OMFG MY BRAIN IS DEAD! DEAR JEWISH ZOMBIE! PLEASE, NO!
I had cake after watching this. it was black forest cake or something like that :P