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HEY BABY! WANNA KILL ALL HUMANS?

GLaDOS and HAL dating? Futurama references? These are ALL things I like on my site!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 21, 2009 · 6:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (311 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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"Oh baby, let me connect to your sistem, let me upload my codes on you, we'll make beatiful programs togheter"
"And kill humans, of course"
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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago
I grabbed my floppy.........disk
That got me hard.........drive going
I'm currently using mast...........erBootRecord
I think I'm coming..........online
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This entire reply string is win.
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"That got me hard......drive going" Lol that sounds like a pirate.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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*In distance* CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

Yusei: Jack, I came.

Jack: WHAAAA?!?!?!?
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xD Your comment is epic win.
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HAL: So where will it be, GLaDOS? My place, or you?
GLaDOS: So you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
H: What do you say I leave Dave here and we have some fun?
G: Time out. That wasn't supposed to happen!
H: What happened?
G: I overloaded in my pants.
*two hours later*
H: How was it?
G: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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The wedding cake is a lie!
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Sadly, it always ends in divorce... and the killing of all mankind.
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Wait, could the divorce of GlaDOS, and HAL, could of made Gla' a total bitch? Think, with the power that is equal to PMS, and also, Chell, since than her little play toy to spend up some of that anger and sadness... The cake she promised? That was their wedding cake.
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*GRAMMAR HAMMER*
could of → could have
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And that is how Windows Vista was created! :D
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
PAST ME! WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROOOOOOOOW!

You should save money to buy Windows 7, it comes with japanese robots! :D
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Glados is already married to her job.
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must....resist...posting...xkcd comic...
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
which one? (Temptation temptation temptation)
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THE HELL WITH RESISTING. http://xkcd.com/375/
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Dear GOD! Who gave Bender the power to move freely between universes?
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Hey Leo058, and all other comments about female HAL.
In 2010: The Year We Made Contact, which is the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey, there actually is a female HAL. She is blue, and is called SAL 9000. It's around the beggining of the movie.
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HAL is nearly OVER 9000!
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"AND THAT IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM. FOR MACHINES."
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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I wonder if this kind of thing is normally seen in ROB's "Bot Babes: the Hard Disk Chronicles" DVD?
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Chell should probably move out, or she could live in the closet. There's a window in it.
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...And all I can think of is the Futurama episode with the female HAL.
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
That's the reference.
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And this, my friends, is how babby is formed.
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
Who the hell is Babby?
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You know that HAL, when you replace the letters by the next letter in the alphabet, you get IBM? I thought it was funny, because IBM helped on it or something xD
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omg

omg

omg

the awesomeness...has made me incoherent

i think i just orgasmed

yup...

yup i did
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CaptainBaconMan · 821 weeks ago

There needs to be a Futurama category.
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Aww... i always pictured her with Hk-47 from KOTOR.....
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emm...
THIS LINE WAS FROM FUTURAMA, EP 3: I, ROOMATEBender: (dreaming) KILL ALL HUMANS-KILL ALL HUMANS- hey, baby, wanna kill all humans?
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
I believe the actual line is "hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
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Hey chicka bum bum...
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Sinister Minister · 821 weeks ago

Caboose, what have I told you about that?
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