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LIFE ALERT! LIFE ALERT!

Hang in there grandpa Bill! Don’t forget to use your Life” />Life” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowfullscreen=”true” width=”500″ height=”344″> Alert! Those work for zombie attacks, right?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 19, 2009 · 8:01 PM 
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Help. I've fallen over and I can't get up.
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The idea came to me when someone yelled it over the mic as bill.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
it would have been a bit funny if he was screaming "MEDIC!" too
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Now Life Alert can help you during a zombie apocalypse. With award-winning, 4-person rescue teams always on standby.
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"Those work for zombie attacks, right?"

Aww man, I hoped they would work -against- zombie attacks...
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Now that's original!
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"Oh, don't worry, I'm just hanging around, I can stay here aaaaall day"
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All senior Citizens should have life alert

Good News: Bill can call for help

Bad news: So can the infected seniors
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Unsilenced · 822 weeks ago

The good news: A response team will be there shortly.

The bad news: The response team is infected.
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OMG! LOL SIGHTING!
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Doc ock rokc · 822 weeks ago

OH OH I just thought of one
I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!
XD
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Doc ock rokc · 822 weeks ago

Fan fucking tastic
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
please watch your language, my kids come here (14 year old twin girls).
sorry for the inconvenience
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Fail comment is Fail
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'scuse me? what do you mean
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Sorry to say it, but there's no censorship on the Interwebs. Freedom of speech runs rampant, as it well should. The Interwebs censorship SHOULD come from the parent's judgment, which, no offense, seems to be lacking.
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"OH GEE DAD THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT WEBSITE WITH THE LESBIAN MUDKIPS GUESS WHAT ME AND SISTER ARE LESBOS NOW"
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Doomwaffle · 822 weeks ago

Samefag
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Pedophile · 822 weeks ago

Are they hot?
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If they are, please let us know when they turn legal.
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Now, now. Only you can prevent Flame Wars.
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ha! I haven't heard that line before, it's brilliant.
+1 to you sir.
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Doc ock rokc · 822 weeks ago

Then sir I would greatly suggest for them not to. There is more then just the F bomb here. There is a whole section at the top that is called Adult situations.
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I like cake.
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dekuskrub1 · 821 weeks ago

well you see, there are two kinds of cake.
one is moist and delicious, the other is...
moist... and delicious
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I know. that was just a social experiment. (so, yeah not true) but my girls DO frequent the site. they introduced me to it and i honestly don't care if they read penis Kirby. we're Somalians, we learn dirty jokes in 2nd grade. they have gone outside with AK-47s on there backs for self protection. i really, really, really think they're mature enough to go here. (their names are Iqram and Haifa, and we live somewhere you will never find out, so i don't have to be careful.
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hmmmmmm...sweet.AK-47's, girls, dirty jokes, what else can you ask for? :D
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for you frencho, jail time. they're severely underage.
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