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More TF2 Steam Achievements

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2009 · 4:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (227 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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The stickies one is very true of me.
I guess I'm just a BAD DEMOMAN!
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3 replies · active 827 weeks ago
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Oliver Bark · 827 weeks ago

IF AH WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' 'ERE TALKIN' TO YE, NOW WOULD I?!

Come to think of it, that means I shouldn't be. *Disappears*
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Sees you doing that · 827 weeks ago

HA!...references...

i usually only play as demo drunk so i seem more authentic...then i hide easter eggs >.>
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Obvious Troll · 827 weeks ago

Gone in a puff of logic. Not such a good way to die.

Better than a sticky bomb up the arse, though.
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If these where included in game, I would buy it now.
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Damnit, there's no firsts anymore, see you at the bottom of the list!
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Well I mean there are firsts, the just... don't show up first!

HOW IRONIC
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I've got notifications that people have replied to my post but when I look at the post I can't see said replies. Did they ever exist? Hold on.... do I really exist.....
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Oh noes, what if we, Halolz, Falcon and/or these achievements don't exist?!
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Never doubt the Captain like that!
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ZOMG 13TH REPLY <8DDDDDDD
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So wait...the comment jumbling is intentional?
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Yep! But it's not random.... posts are now ordered by rating, so it's quality over speed!
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Regardless of FIRST, I liked it the old way as the default.
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Well you can easily change it! There's a thing right on the top of the comments:

"Sort by: Date Rating Last Activity"
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Yeah I know and I have to click it every cotton pickin' time I look at a pic.

COTTON PICKIN'!!!
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Meh, I still miss all teh nubs yelling "FIRST!1!!!!one!11!!" and having to look at it in disgust....
wait... no I don't :P
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In that case,

FIRST!!!!1!!
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well played Mr. Handyside well played
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Pretty good, but I feel as if some of the achievements could have had more clever names, like "Try and Try Again" could have been "Burnt Weenie", and "Death Sentence" could have been "Failure to Launch".

Other than that, it was pretty good. Makes me wish for some actual anti-achievements.
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I know someone who'd get the Fundamentalist achievement...
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I need TF2.

Nuff said.
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Well if $20 is too much for you, wait till a big class update comes out. Then, you can buy it online for $10. Unless you can't buy it online. Then you're screwed :P
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wheres my death sentence achievment =/ i did it like 20 times already
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I would SO do the last one, it made me EL OH EL like a retard
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
Uh huh huh...'do'.
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theres not one of these that i dont like
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The first one should be called "Vhy iz it not vorking?".
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Ah, I'm guilty of "Oh ****." I wonder how many times I've set up the perfect plan, only to have it foiled by a teammate...
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I've achieved death sentence, like, three times now. I'm a very, very bad soldier.
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hahaha, fundamentalist XD
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Man, these are all funny, but the last two are just priceless. XD
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

Sigh... why aren't there achievements for doing something stupid.

I mean, some games have achievements for doing useless things (E.G the "Burnout" achievement from Mercs 2) but nothing has an achievement for fucking up royally.

Check that, call of duty 4 on PC has "goodbye" for falling 30 feet to your death.

But still, here are a few I would like to see in a game.

"How the FUCK did you?!" Find a way to kill yourself with your own melee.
"Leroyyoufuckingsuck" Get separated from the rest of your team and utterly pwn3d
"Fuck you" Put a landmine at a friendly spawn point
"Oopsy daisy" Horribly Misunderestimate the blast radius of your C4.
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
I would 1UP you but you don't exist so i'll keep my 1UP.

I'd love to see someone melee themselves XD
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

I don't exist? 0.0

My... this is disturbing news...
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Gizmo III · 805 weeks ago

heh heh Ive done fundamentalist like five times.... BLUE SPY FTW!
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http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php?eng
is the website to make these

P.S im the guy who made em
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

Fun achievements for L4D:

"We don't need no water" Firebomb a safe room.
"LEEEEEEROOOOOYYY!!!!" Abandon your team mates and B-line for the safe room.
"OMG, BUTTONZ!" Alert the hoard without waiting for your team mates.
"What did I miss?" AFK during a crescendo event.
"EEK! BOOMER!" Shoot a boomer as your team mates attempt to melee it to a safe distance.
"HAX!" Repeatedly accuse the AI director of hacking.
"What is that? What the FUCK is that!?" Team chat in a voice that is 3-4 octaves higher than any normal human voice should be.
"Trapped in a box" Play with no mic and shoot your team mates to try to get them to do what you want.
"MINE!" As a hunter, pounce on the only player that is already being held down by a smoker.
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Obvious Troll · 827 weeks ago

Personally, I'm guilty of all but the first and last. I've never seen fit to waste three minutes when I could be walking like a retarded turtle, and I'm not the most airborne soldier.
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i lkei paneuts
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
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Carnivale · 827 weeks ago

Me too, my friend, me too.
I'm guilty of Fundamentalist , Take it somewhere else!, and Oh, ****.
If there were Pyro antichievements, I would have them all.
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