SURPRISE ABORTION - GOUKEN PAWWWWNCH

Ben Reid is in your fighting tournament, ending teen pregnancy one round at a time!

SURPRISE ABORTION

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2009 · 1:10 PM

(194 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)

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Capcom, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Motivational, Playstation, Street Fighter, Xbox 360

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Vabolo 118p · 830 weeks ago

Holy shit, he even punches the sperm outta' her!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 830 weeks ago

LOL! Look it's coming out all over the place!

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Link_09 69p · 830 weeks ago

IM COMING FOR YOU- The Heavy

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Vabolo 118p · 829 weeks ago

Easy come, easy go.

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Gourmet 94p · 765 weeks ago

._.

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AuraMaster 107p · 830 weeks ago

Screw the expensive tools, Gouken will rip it out of your stomach with his bare hands!

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killercartoons 71p · 830 weeks ago

I think that's a little more closer to FISTING....

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ryojin · 830 weeks ago

Pedobear store + gouken pawnch = convinient?

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Angel Beat 88p · 830 weeks ago

I didn't lol.

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FBSword 47p · 830 weeks ago

neither did I.

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AuraMaster 107p · 830 weeks ago

Screw the rules, this ain't funny.

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LoneTruth · 826 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Teenage abortions are funny.

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G1drake 91p · 830 weeks ago

you need to be falcon to performe falcon punch with total abortion

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jerenator95 71p · 774 weeks ago

*Sploch*

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MrRaccoon 106p · 830 weeks ago

Just... no

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jacfalcon 50p · 830 weeks ago

Funny, but not that funny. When I saw the title on Twitter, I was expecting Falcon...

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Link_09 69p · 829 weeks ago

Not my Sakura?
she's like my main character!

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sir_auronDX · 830 weeks ago

since people are so one tracked minded should we rename this place to falcolz?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 829 weeks ago

Let them follow their idol, they'll start hating it later, like it always happens

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FBSword 47p · 829 weeks ago

nah. The only thing we'll start hating is all the people who post stupid references to Falcon. I.E. this one, and the new Falcon Kick in Halo.

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Fuu · 830 weeks ago

when you know someone thats had an abortion, this becomes sick and twisted instead of funny

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Deadalive 66p · 830 weeks ago

But is he kissin' her?

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riot · 830 weeks ago

It's not abortion- its early birth you didn't know you wanted!

gakuan punch- bringing out your inner child.

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sir_auronDX · 830 weeks ago

People need to play street fighter IV to actually know the FORCE that this punch holds
besides
he throws them up so the unfourtunate victim LANDS into the PAWWWNCHHH then proceeds to uppercut them in the face

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Leo E. 114p · 830 weeks ago

Why not just use Falcon Punch?

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Reidrum · 830 weeks ago

Because his fist isn't on fire, it's an uppercut, not a direct punch, and he is not the captain or a falcon.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 830 weeks ago

Yes, but why not just use Falcon Punch?

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Anonymous · 830 weeks ago

Because this is Falcon Punch and then some. There is no kill like overkill.

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FBSword 47p · 829 weeks ago

there is no punch that is 'and then some' the the Falcon Punch. You wanna see overkill, see A) Anime version of Falcon Punch, or B) Falcon Punches collide.
THAT'S overkill.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 829 weeks ago

Yes, but why not just use Falcon Punch?

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FBSword 47p · 829 weeks ago

Because the character doing the punching is not Falcon. Nor is he punching Falcons.

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shadowray7 · 830 weeks ago

Should of said falcon punch
And should've shown it to us tomorrow with that caption

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Carsica · 830 weeks ago

Falcon Pawnch is more effective.

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Shady Author · 830 weeks ago

Gouken punch is good for abortions.
Falcon punch destroys the world.

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IAthenaI · 829 weeks ago

fail.

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ThaDoggfather · 830 weeks ago

Only works with Falcon Punch.
Fail 1/5

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Ryan · 830 weeks ago

Clearly he got the wrong target because I don't know anything with eyes that would knock that up.

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Spartaaa · 830 weeks ago

WIN

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43 Comments

Carsica on April 16th, 2009 1:29 pm

Falcon Pawnch is more effective.
shadowray7 on April 16th, 2009 2:12 pm

Should of said falcon punch
And should've shown it to us tomorrow with that caption
RVG_Ravage on April 16th, 2009 2:20 pm

I didn't lol.
Ryan on April 16th, 2009 2:23 pm

Clearly he got the wrong target because I don't know anything with eyes that would knock that up.
jacfalcon on April 16th, 2009 3:03 pm

Funny, but not that funny. When I saw the title on Twitter, I was expecting Falcon…
ryojin on April 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

Pedobear store + gouken pawnch = convinient?
LeoTheProdigy on April 16th, 2009 3:11 pm

Why not just use Falcon Punch?
frencho on April 16th, 2009 3:35 pm

Falcon PAAAWNCh is effective at killing babies , parents , doctors , trees , air , earth , everything , negative dimension , Gouken pawwwwwnches , Wyld Stallyns , metal , all the humanity , death , and some other stuff.
killercartoons on April 16th, 2009 4:57 pm

I think that's a little more closer to FISTING….
sir_auronDX on April 16th, 2009 7:41 pm

People need to play street fighter IV to actually know the FORCE that this punch holds
besides
he throws them up so the unfourtunate victim LANDS into the PAWWWNCHHH then proceeds to uppercut them in the face
MrRaccoon on April 16th, 2009 7:53 pm

Just… no
Vabolo on April 16th, 2009 8:01 pm

Holy shit, he even punches the sperm outta' her!
G1drake on April 16th, 2009 11:05 pm

you need to be falcon to performe falcon punch with total abortion
Nick Soapdish on April 16th, 2009 11:13 pm

LOL! Look it's coming out all over the place!
Link_09 on April 17th, 2009 12:05 am

IM COMING FOR YOU- The Heavy
KingofRetards on April 17th, 2009 1:18 am

Best reference ever!
riot on April 17th, 2009 3:52 am

It's not abortion- its early birth you didn't know you wanted!

gakuan punch- bringing out your inner child.
AuraMaster on April 17th, 2009 5:18 am

Screw the expensive tools, Gouken will rip it out of your stomach with his bare hands!
Deadalive on April 17th, 2009 5:34 am

But is he kissin' her?
Fuu on April 17th, 2009 8:31 am

when you know someone thats had an abortion, this becomes sick and twisted instead of funny
Zink120 on April 17th, 2009 11:09 am

Captain Falcon tried to kill the Metal.
Wolf didn't let him do that.
Spartaaa on April 17th, 2009 11:38 am

WIN
frencho on April 17th, 2009 1:29 pm

oops,my bad. i wanted to write metal mario.
ThaDoggfather on April 17th, 2009 6:02 pm

Only works with Falcon Punch.
Fail 1/5
sir_auronDX on April 17th, 2009 7:10 pm

since people are so one tracked minded should we rename this place to falcolz?
IAthenaI on April 20th, 2009 9:24 am

fail.
Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 12:26 am

Not my Sakura?
she's like my main character!
LoneTruth on May 12th, 2009 7:10 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Teenage abortions are funny.
Jerenator on May 8th, 2010 4:47 am

*Sploch*
Odd Troll on July 16th, 2010 3:48 pm

._.