I guess you could say Patrick Fischer is stuck between a rock and a hard place. That is if one of Falcon’s fists is named “Rock” and one of them is named “Hard Place.”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2009 · 12:34 PM
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What do you mean 'if'?
:)
oh man… they are going to show him their moves… poor luigi
Oh god! I bet he wished no-one paid attention to Weegee now!
The irony hurts, but not as much as that's gonna! X[
If Luigi jumps out of the way, the universe will implode.
Apocalypse in 3… 2… 1…
Well, he was complaining that no one was paying attention to Weegee.
Ask the Almighty Falcon, and you shall receive…
Looks like Luigi's bones are about to Falcon *CRUNCH*.
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!
WeeGee is the only thing that can stop the blast from the colliding falcon punches completely.
Apparently he's not thrilled about the idea.
~ZTM
Not to complain or anything, but this is only really funny in the context of the recent Falcon obsession.
Shouldn't Luigi be happy, that he can die in a Falcon Move Show ?
Luigi has sinned. Thou shall recieve what is needed. It was supper effective.
Hold still Weegee, we're going to punch some awesome into you!
now now. Perfectly symmetrical violence doesn't solve anything
Yeah, you're screwed weeg…
why he look happy?
Captain Falcon is currently filing a law suit against Shawn Handyside for taking the trademark names of his respective fists.
hahaha, I can't make an almighty pun out of it XD
But sure weegee is screwed
A reading from the book of Lucas.
The Luigi, whose reluctance had kept him in the shadows of his stunted elders and away from finding accomplishment, then found himself blessed by the colliding fists of the Falcons. The light from the center of the ring became brighter than the glow of a hundred firey suns. When the dust settled, he was released from the bonds of his flesh and floated above the heavens of the ring with an unblinking gaze and the face of true wisdom. He was christened by the almighty Falcon as "WeeGee: The All Seeing Center of the Universe".
~Lucus 10:15.
The Word of the Captain. Amen. Hallelujah. Show me your moves.
You do understand that the world will explode even if weegee is there, right?
My Falcon! Two Falcon Punches colliding?
Luigi is about to become Ground Zero!
O SHI-
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Pay more attention to Luigi's face…Imagine how it changed after getting the blessing of the Almighty Falcon 0_O
This could be the origin of the LAZER! 0_O
weegeee is screeeweeeed
FALCON PUNCH!!!!! "weege stare" OH GOD ITS WEEGEE! HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 90000!!!!
WTF…. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's just face it. Luigi, you're screwed.
Poor Weegee… he has no idea that he's going to die in a bloody, gorey, chunky, cataclysmic, one-man genocidal eruption of power… To simulate the effects, imagine if Chuck Norris and Ryu Hayabusa were in Gears of War…
weegee is about to ge tmega FAAAAAAALLLLLCOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAWNCH
Actually, Luigi is behind them on the platform, they're about to Bro Fist.
Luigi is terrified because he remembers he forgot the muffins.
Man… the Cap needs to lay off the powerthirst…
As powerful as the Falcon Punch is, physics would have it that Luigi would escape harm, you see, the incredible forces of two almighty Punches would create a pressure bubble around Luigi, saving him from harm while the unmeasurable forces collide around him.