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FALCON PRAYER

Zink120 whipped this one up (after the Falcon Almighty submission) and wants to see a Church of Falcon. I think that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 6, 2009 · 5:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (444 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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F-Zero, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros

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Where the hell did all the comments go? :-/ I came here for nostalgia god dammit!!! >:[
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So yeah, Church of Falcon. Sounds like the religion for me! Who wants to join?

Also I want to work this prayer into a Halolz shirt design so bad...
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29 replies · active 836 weeks ago
Love it! 5 for effort, 5 for execution, 5 for teh lolz, and 5 for mulching up all the goodness of Halolz into one handy prayer!
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I can't believe my pic started this... I'm so proud ;-;
Now let's start a faith revolution! YES!
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"lead us not unto mudkipz?"
How does the almighty falcon feel about the lesbian ones, I wonder?
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5 replies · active 838 weeks ago
the fact that the photo is from Monty Python amuses me lol
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*too busy praying to Falcon Almighty to comment*
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If I didn't believe that religion is just a pile of crap, I'd rate this higher. 3/5
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
While this religion is awesome, it's distracted people, so they're paying even LESS attention to Weegee! Surely the Captain will shine his divine countenance upon the lesser brother, and PAWNCH the impostor Mario who steals Weegee's well-deserved fame?
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Hey, didn't Taiho post this in a comment a little bit back? Give credit where credit's due!
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3 replies · active 838 weeks ago
man, wat will the bible be like?
possibilities:
1)Falcon BOOK!
2)The Daily PAWNCH
3)The holy YES!
mii!.I suck at this!
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
Who would be the 12 Disciples of Falcon Kirby?
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3 replies · active 838 weeks ago
Show moves unto others as you'd like shown to you.

YES!
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YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
*I show my moves to heaven*

Okay. My bedtime prayer is over. Night guys ^_^.
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Too much win to... HANDLE.
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What have we created?
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
Now this religion I can get behind. Seriously how happen religions let one person hit another and he approves by saying YES!? None and now show him your moves to the almighty Falcon!
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
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Archwright · 838 weeks ago

Well, it's started. The lolcats have ceiling cat, and basement cat. We have Falcon and Star Wolf.

We all know that Falcon is Godly, but I don't know if Wolf counts as devilish. He's had a well published campaign against Starbucks and Microsoft, both of which are great evils (and great temptations).

Then again, Falcon is all about doing, acting, showing off! And someone who "can't let you do that" would be the ultimate adversary.

Also... I can't believe I'm starting a doctrinal discussion on this. Well, lets see where this goes. Maybe some of us will become Doctor (Marios) of the faith.
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8 replies · active 837 weeks ago
Looks like I've found a new faith! YES!
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so wait... if the church is for falcon, does that mean wolf is this church's version of the devil?

we tried to show falcon our moves, but wolf wouldnt let us do that
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
FIVE, because you used monty pyton and the holy grail
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
"Shawn, this is Falcon! Oh, stop groveling, I hate it when people grovel! And stop averting your eyes! I have a Quest for you!"
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6 replies · active 838 weeks ago
Very interesting read, I think their would be a lot of mixed opinions on this. Love the theme that you are using, what is it?
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Sgt. Falcon · 836 weeks ago

CAPTAIN FALCON, HE'S OUR HERO.
GONNA PUNCH POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO.
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SefairoWolf · 836 weeks ago

I always knew that Falcon is god of video games
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Gamegeneral · 838 weeks ago

Don't you all know?! Mudkip is the devil himself! He tempts all!
His is the equivalent of Satan Worship!
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
This entry had me at, "Awesome be thy moves." Seriously, how is this rated anything but a six out of five?
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Ryu Bonkosi · 838 weeks ago

And at the opening of mass the 'Falcon Punch' song plays and we must show Falcon Almighty our moves.

YES!
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PRAISE THE FALCON.
YES!
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So you get Falcon Punch'ed instead of getting slapped in the confirmation?
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Shieldman · 838 weeks ago

Wait... we've established a God (Falcon) & Devil (Wolf)... who's Jesus? Falcon Kirby?
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1337ch33f · 838 weeks ago

Pr4i53 T3h 10rd
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Cheat2Win · 838 weeks ago

And so, a new meme was formed on halolz.
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GeminiEye · 838 weeks ago

Epic to mass proportions.
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Bearel roll · 838 weeks ago

Epic Win
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Haha, I lol'd at this hard, so I'm going to hell
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Dr. Time-Cop · 838 weeks ago

Yes!
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Can't let you workship that, Halolz!
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3 replies · active 838 weeks ago
If you decide to do a form I DEMAND TO BE A MOD :P Lol, just kidding, but I think it might be a good idea in some aspects.
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