SCREW YOU GUYS!

It’s nothing personal, but Schuyler Allan always looks out for number one!

SCREW YOU GUYS!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 5, 2009 · 7:47 PM

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MrRaccoon 106p · 843 weeks ago

"Screw you guys, I'm going to Narnia"
Wait, wrong door

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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago

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Leo · 824 weeks ago

I busted out laughing whan I read your post.

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Sandbag · 843 weeks ago

Hopefully Narnia can save him from the Tank and all the zombies.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 843 weeks ago

Yeah, but then he'd have to deal with a crazy witch and a buncha her minions, right?

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Sandbag · 842 weeks ago

So either way, he's gotta deal with witches. Unless the Tank kills him when he gets back.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 843 weeks ago

I was hiding in the closet
Bill, Francis and Zoey not in here too
They say Louis come out of the closet
We have got some pills for you

I say I aint coming out of the closet
and then I pull out my gun!
Say leave me alone in the closet
or else I'm going to shoot someone

Then a tank comes out and
One! Zoey gets flattened.
Two! Bill gets beat to death.
Three! Francis tries to run.
Four! but doesn't get far.
Then I come out of my cover
But oh my god it's a hunter.....

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9 replies · active 842 weeks ago

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KingofRetards 84p · 843 weeks ago

Lol! South Park ftw.

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Alfa 61p · 842 weeks ago

OH NO! A TANK KILLED KENNY!

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KingofRetards 84p · 842 weeks ago

Win? Win.

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Paiv 74p · 843 weeks ago

God, the mental image you implant in my head made me laugh my ass off. Anyways...Nick I have to say you win.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 843 weeks ago

I remember that, I lol'd so hard XD

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Leo E. 114p · 843 weeks ago

To what tune?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 843 weeks ago

Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXlCkY4Y5g
or the South Park parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH84dnd7TqM&fe...
or Weird Al!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ

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Leo E. 114p · 843 weeks ago

Very nice! How do you come up with this stuff? :P

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Burnt Eyes · 843 weeks ago

You sir, win a fresh baked internet!

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Paiv 74p · 843 weeks ago

I tried to get this achievement, but the only thing I got was an ass full of lead when my teammates killed me for abandoning them.

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2 replies · active 843 weeks ago

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Vabolo 118p · 843 weeks ago

Good thing the mental image Nick Soapdish implanted in your head made you laugh it off beforehand.

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Paiv 74p · 843 weeks ago

I xD'd when you reply'd.

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KingofRetards 84p · 843 weeks ago

I really need to play Left 4 Dead so I can get all these jokes.

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8 replies · active 843 weeks ago

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G1drake 91p · 843 weeks ago

same here

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MrRaccoon 106p · 843 weeks ago

Me too

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Zink120 93p · 843 weeks ago

fourth'd
There's a sh!t load of L4D jokes here

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Taiho 86p · 843 weeks ago

If any of you ever play it on Xbox, I'd be happy to team up. I'm really good at being a meatshield, zombies love me.

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G1drake 91p · 843 weeks ago

i am good at FPS you know, so no need of meatshield..............but if you get some pills. them.........

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beraxillia · 843 weeks ago

My gamer tag is BERAXILLIA. you be a distraction while i snipe that tank, boomer, and smoker. have you killed a tank by unching it? I have.

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Dr. Time-Cop · 843 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure Tanks aren't killed by being unched.

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beraxillia · 843 weeks ago

me and some other guys dammaged the tank a lot in the house on blood harvest, I got backed into a corner punched it and it died.

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xZcrucifixZx 17p · 843 weeks ago

in the words of cartman: "Screw you guys, i'm going home!"

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Dr_Hobo 39p · 773 weeks ago

Been there, done that.

Then the Tank beat me through the door.

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Alfa 61p · 843 weeks ago

easy strategy, good results :D

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dekuskrub1 82p · 843 weeks ago

BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

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Necro 45p · 843 weeks ago

My brother done this on his second game and I was all like "c'mon, help!"
He survived, but the very first special got him :(

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Jomacdoom 1p · 843 weeks ago

Wow I think I found the easiest and my favorite achievement ever :D

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SalNightmare209 37p · 843 weeks ago

It's called Left 4 Dead for a reason.

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Someguy5031 56p · 843 weeks ago

This is a humorous achievement and all but seriously anyone can make these...

<a href="http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng" target="_blank">http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng

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The_Ginger 43p · 843 weeks ago

k who hasn't done that?

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Conner · 804 weeks ago

How many times have i done this....

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Someguy5031 · 843 weeks ago

This is a humorous achievement an all but seriously anyone can make these...

<a href="http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng" target="_blank">http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng

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Corran · 843 weeks ago

Lawl, I would have won this achivement 1000 times over by now, specially on expert.

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drill · 843 weeks ago

I would have gotten this one a long time ago.

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Szalkow · 843 weeks ago

Just got done with a round, ended up doing no damage to the tank on round 4 of No Mercy because I was setting up the propane tank insta-kill while my teammates ran ahead and got pulped.

This achievement is fairly accurate, although if the tank finds you in a closet, you'll be exiting via a different closet :-P

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Dudestrong0 · 843 weeks ago

Not if it's a metal closet, like in 3-Deathtoll or 2-Dead Air.

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EndreVanan · 843 weeks ago

I totally would've earned this achievement if it was real by now. >w<

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Cheat2Win · 843 weeks ago

I don't blame anyone who gets that achievement.

Also, first.

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1 reply · active 843 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 843 weeks ago

It's like hiding under a pile of coats and hoping everything works out!

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Cheat2Win on March 6th, 2009 12:59 am

I don't blame anyone who gets that achievement.

Also, first.
xZcrucifixZx on March 6th, 2009 1:01 am

in the words of cartman: "Screw you guys, i'm going home!"
Shawn Handyside on March 6th, 2009 1:15 am

It's like hiding under a pile of coats and hoping everything works out!
KingofRetards on March 6th, 2009 1:32 am

I really need to play Left 4 Dead so I can get all these jokes.
EndreVanan on March 6th, 2009 1:38 am

I totally would've earned this achievement if it was real by now. >w<
Szalkow on March 6th, 2009 1:46 am

Just got done with a round, ended up doing no damage to the tank on round 4 of No Mercy because I was setting up the propane tank insta-kill while my teammates ran ahead and got pulped.

This achievement is fairly accurate, although if the tank finds you in a closet, you'll be exiting via a different closet :-P
g1drake on March 6th, 2009 1:49 am

same here
The_Ginger on March 6th, 2009 1:53 am

k who hasn't done that?
Someguy5031 on March 6th, 2009 1:57 am

This is a humorous achievement an all but seriously anyone can make these…

http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng
Someguy5031 on March 6th, 2009 1:58 am

This is a humorous achievement and all but seriously anyone can make these…

SalNightmare209 on March 6th, 2009 2:50 am

It's called Left 4 Dead for a reason.

Nick Soapdish on March 6th, 2009 2:57 am

I was hiding in the closet
Bill, Francis and Zoey not in here too
They say Louis come out of the closet
We have got some pills for you

I say I aint coming out of the closet
and then I pull out my gun!
Say leave me alone in the closet
or else I'm going to shoot someone

Then a tank comes out and
One! Zoey gets flattened.
Two! Bill gets beat to death.
Three! Francis tries to run.
Four! but doesn't get far.
Then I come out of my cover
But oh my god it's a hunter…..

Jomacdoom on March 6th, 2009 3:19 am

Wow I think I found the easiest and my favorite achievement ever :D

MrRaccoon on March 6th, 2009 4:01 am

"Screw you guys, I'm going to Narnia"
Wait, wrong door

Necro on March 6th, 2009 4:24 am

My brother done this on his second game and I was all like "c'mon, help!"
He survived, but the very first special got him :(

Paiv on March 6th, 2009 5:45 am

I tried to get this achievement, but the only thing I got was an ass full of lead when my teammates killed me for abandoning them.

Taiho on March 6th, 2009 10:41 am

If any of you ever play it on Xbox, I'd be happy to team up. I'm really good at being a meatshield, zombies love me.

drill on March 6th, 2009 12:03 pm

I would have gotten this one a long time ago.

g1drake on March 6th, 2009 12:10 pm

i am good at FPS you know, so no need of meatshield…………..but if you get some pills. them………

dekuskrub1 on March 6th, 2009 11:08 am

BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

Leo058 on March 6th, 2009 5:35 pm

Very nice! How do you come up with this stuff? :P

Corran on March 6th, 2009 8:07 pm

Lawl, I would have won this achivement 1000 times over by now, specially on expert.

Sandbag on March 6th, 2009 9:15 pm

Hopefully Narnia can save him from the Tank and all the zombies.

Alfa on March 7th, 2009 5:18 pm

easy strategy, good results :D

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Conner on December 4th, 2009 10:26 pm

How many times have i done this….

Dr_Hobo on July 8th, 2010 8:31 am

Been there, done that.

Then the Tank beat me through the door.

Scott on February 10th, 2011 12:02 pm

The only thing that renders this invalid is that your teammates might respawn in said closet unleashing Louis’s almighty peelz crazed wrath

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