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FALCON LUNCH!!

Devmas is in ur kitchen, cookin’ up somethin’ delicious!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2008 · 12:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (184 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats

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Runeblade · 860 weeks ago

IT'S GOT ENOUGH VITAMINS AND ANTIOXIDANTS TO BLOW YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF.
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Nick Soapdish · 860 weeks ago

SHOW ME YOUR FOOD!
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@Runeblade LOL
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PhaseMetal · 860 weeks ago

"Give your kids something new to chew on"
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Deadalive · 860 weeks ago

"Good source of calicium" xD

Every Falcon Friday!

Falcon/5
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Orion Fury · 860 weeks ago

"Snack Stack Attack!"
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* head falls flat on the keyboard* It's well photoshopped I'll give you that, it's just a bit meh though. 4/5
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Pigeon Army · 860 weeks ago

SHOW ME YOUR EIGHT ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS!
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betcha can't punch just one!
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If only. Hell, Nintendo marketed Mario soda, why not a Falcon Lunch?
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Eszee - Anduin55 · 860 weeks ago

E: Appropriately served engulfed in flames for a healthy, growing body.
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Now with extra KNEE TO THE CHIN!
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FALCON LUNCH! It's super delicious!
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Once you eat it, you can't uneat it!!!
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Random Man · 860 weeks ago

FALCON LUNCH, IT'S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!

C. Falcon, making us laugh, cry, face palm, and show him our moves since the 80's... Atleast I think it's the 80's... Maybe 90's... <..> FALCON PUNCH, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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@ Pigeon Army

LMAO
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GeLaTiNoUs · 860 weeks ago

"Better than that fucking tiger that gives you breakfast in the morning!"
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This would have gotten a 4/5 from me, but the comments it's managed to bring out makes it 5/5. Awesome job.
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Hmmm ok then
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*facepalms*

yet, it still earns a 4/5
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kurisu7885 · 860 weeks ago

Show me your hunger, and we'll defeat it with a FALCON LUNCH!!!!
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I think Pigeon Army wins
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agree'd
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This is made more awesome by the fact I'm forced to eat "Falcon Lunch" every bloody day for school. You know how unhealthy that stuff is? About as healthy as a falcon punch to the nuts.
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I saw this one coming...
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Eight-Ball · 860 weeks ago

TRY NEW FALCON LUNCH! Its got so much vitamin C and antioxidants, it'll blow your god-damned head off! FALCON LUNCH! Its like a rising knee to the face! Available in Falcon Lunch, Falcon Lunch, Falcon Lunch, and Nachos!

5/5 Even though mah friends thought of this looooong ago, but were too lazy to make a pic
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I'd have some of that!
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GenEX the Hareoic · 860 weeks ago

So there's Falcon Crunch for breakfast, now Falcon Lunch for lunch... So what's for dinner?
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and to go with that, drink new Tropicana Falcon Punch (get it, falcon fruit punch)

someone should post something like that or make a commercial like hawain punch that goes: "Hey, how about a falcon punch?"
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[chemical.kirby] · 860 weeks ago

5/5 for epic comments ;D

im actshully geting sick of flacon puns thru

weird
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Shady Auhtor · 860 weeks ago

FALCON SUUCK!

1/5
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