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Dan found a cake that will never try to harm you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2008 · 10:54 AM
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Categories: Artistic, No Caption Needed, Portal, Tasty Treats, Valve Software · Leave a comment (40 Comments) |
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Keep this at 5. Forever.
I’ve baked you a cake. 5/5
Its companion cube….but the cake is a lie…isnt it? >-< *head explodes*
It is companion cake, which you must cuddle.
why isn’t this a 5/5?
right now?
=D
THE COMPANION CAKE CUBE IS A LIE! Wait what?
5 stars
Lies! All lies!
*cuddles the cake* dang… now I’m covered in love frosting…. wait… that didn’t come out right…. wait….. GAWD DAMMIT!!!!!
8 out of 10 Aperture Science scientists agree it’s delicious.
is it a lie?
can a trust?
im so confused @_@
5
THE CAKE.. THE CAKE IS A TRUE
i can has loev caek?
lmao! how awesome is that! 5/5
Wow. 5 awesome lulz in a row. Thats hard to do ^_^.
The companion cube not only came to your party, but hes ALSO the cake! What a friend!
The ultimate paradox: the companion cake. Is it your best friend, or is it a lie?
….the cake isn’t a lie??
but…
IT MAKE BRAIN HURT.
IT’S A TRAP!
You have eaten your cake faster then any test subjects. Congratulations.
The weighted companion cake is a lie, thus it can never harm you. 5/5
This cake would not be able to accompany me through the test chamber.
It would be nommed by the end!
It looks so delicious and moist
its not 5/5?! someones getting messed up in the near future, someone who voted less than 5/5
It looks yummy.
I…and…NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE.
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The Companion Cake is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
It is moist and delicious.
You never really euthanized the Companion Cube. You were just baking it for later.
5/5
I give it 4/5 because I’ve seen better. And it looks squished
Being delicious and moist, cake lakes the tinsel strength to support a cube shape. It’s better off being ‘squished’ than inedible, and let’s face it a cube cake would fall over easier too.
I’d give it a 4/5 for the same reasons Luckydog did, but it earned a 5/5 because I lol’d at all the paradoxical comments, especially zinraidragon’s.
It’s a lie…a harmless, cakey lie…that will go straight to my thighs.
“Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away.”
Om nom nom.
the cake is lie..
but the companion cube is a cake…
so that means the companion cube is a lie…
SO WHAT HELPED US IN PORTAL ALL THE TIME?!
the cake will not lie to you or try to stab you
WHERE IS OUR GOD NOW?!
I know! Mod the gamecube to look like a companion cube, somethin’ like they did with the wall-e gamecube
I still don’t trust the companion cube. I bet there’s food poisoning in it!
To SonicXV
*cuddles the cube cake…wait… aren’t most cakes cubes?* Dammit… now I got love frosting on my face… err… that didn’t come out right… wait… GAWD DAMMIT ALL!!! Too much innuendo…
What IS the companion cube from anyway??