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FALCON GROPE!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2008 · 1:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (139 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Boobies, Cosplay, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Photo Op, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros

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Burnt Eyes's avatar

Burnt Eyes · 865 weeks ago

Show me your boobs!
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It's not sexual harassment if you scream "FALCON GROPE!".
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Pigeon Army · 865 weeks ago

Why is it that every SSBB character wants to get nasty with Peach? Surely Samus would be the better catch...
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DANG
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Okay, so the costume is awesome, the girl in the costume is Princess Peach, and Falcon Grope could use some work, but its still cool and funny all over :D
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FloppyToast · 865 weeks ago

Lol! 4/5
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SpitefulMushroom · 865 weeks ago

Watch out for her turnips... 5/5.
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ConkerBirdy · 865 weeks ago

>_____>
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ConkerBirdy · 865 weeks ago

anyway i got a feeling that "Peach" is a guy, maybe cuz of the quick glimpse
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Oh god what did you do?
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I want that captain falcon costume.
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Wow.
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Pauld'Arbonne · 865 weeks ago

Haha! Fuckin hilarious! XD
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Agreed with Chunkey. Picture and everything aside, that's a pretty awesome Captain Falcon costume.
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dudemanawesome · 865 weeks ago

FALCON ROFL...wait...

how would that look?

0.0
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dudemanawesome · 865 weeks ago

that is one of the epic-est costumes i have ever seen btw, look at the detail on the boots for fuck sake! but the shirt's colour is wrong... can't be helped
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The Silent One · 865 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure the chick dressed like Peach is Rina-chan. Some of you may recognize the name from most of Kirbopher's flash movies. She helps alot with his.
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Those boots look rawkin. I'd like to see the helmet, though.
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Wait, so are you saying, I can run down the street yelling "FALCON GROPE!" while grabbing teh ladies boobies?
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@Flunky

First off rockin' name. Reminds me of someone...

Anyways, the boots seem to be made from a pair of hocky knee pads the goal guards wear, spray painted gold.

Not sure what the helmet is.
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...Why is there a friggin' -battery- attached to his belt?
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Quick question, though. If you pay close attention to the actual picture, falcon gropes her palm-up, it IS the fighter stance. Flip the hand over. Haha
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Hm.

Wouldn't her boob burst into flames upon contact?
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Falcon Lol!

No one pays attention to Weegee!
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@Flagman

No, the Smash characters seem fairly fireproof, its painful but they just won't burn...
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SpitefulMushroom · 865 weeks ago

@Pigeon

Because Peach can pull Toad out from somewhere and then you have a third.
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Now...Fox needs to jump in and yell "SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!"
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@Otty, and Wolf saying "Can't let you do that, Starfox"
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ArmyGuy0628 · 865 weeks ago

that is a big ass gun on his hip O_O
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@Rayza B

It sure does! Enjoy.
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@ The Silent One

Oh my god, I had the same thought!

Here's a video of her in the Peach costume to help you judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsn2hsFEE8
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Water_Tengu · 865 weeks ago

RINA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Rina-Chan at anime expo? hahaha XD
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4NJ4KhWQNo
" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4NJ4KhWQNo


*I wish you could edit posts -_-
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@Zetsuya lol i knew that.Seriously i was there.
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"YES!"
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FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GROOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPE!!!!!!!!!!

(when boob was grabbed blows up half the galaxy)
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dekuskrub1 · 864 weeks ago

anyone else notice cf always yells what hes about to do when he attacks??

falcon punch

falcon kick

falcon grope

ever wonder what he says when hes having secks???

falcon thrust falcon thrust falcon thrust!!!
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The original was Samus, z-suit and the hand goes under. and the girl is supposed to look pissed, not scared.
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viewer of no concern · 863 weeks ago

@dekuskrub

Wouldn't his lil' Falcon turn on fire?Ow.
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