FALCON GROPE!

Jordan C. is in ur cons, makin’ Halolz happen in real life!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2008 · 1:52 PM 
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Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Boobies, Cosplay, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Photo Op, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros

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42 Responses to “FALCON GROPE!”

  1. SpitefulMushroom on July 20th, 2008 9:01 am

    Watch out for her turnips… 5/5.

  2. Chunkey on July 20th, 2008 10:57 am

    I want that captain falcon costume.

  3. dudemanawesome on July 20th, 2008 1:31 pm

    FALCON ROFL…wait…

    how would that look?

    0.0

  4. FloppyToast on July 20th, 2008 1:58 pm

    Lol! 4/5

  5. ConkerBirdy on July 20th, 2008 2:50 pm

    >_____>

  6. ConkerBirdy on July 20th, 2008 2:51 pm

    anyway i got a feeling that “Peach” is a guy, maybe cuz of the quick glimpse

  7. Glitch on July 20th, 2008 2:51 pm

    Oh god what did you do?

  8. Setsuna Setsunai on July 20th, 2008 3:14 pm

    Wow.

  9. Pauld'Arbonne on July 20th, 2008 3:16 pm

    Haha! Fuckin hilarious! XD

  10. SpitefulMushroom on July 20th, 2008 4:10 pm

    @Pigeon

    Because Peach can pull Toad out from somewhere and then you have a third.

  11. Harrison on July 20th, 2008 4:44 pm

    Agreed with Chunkey. Picture and everything aside, that’s a pretty awesome Captain Falcon costume.

  12. dudemanawesome on July 20th, 2008 5:32 pm

    that is one of the epic-est costumes i have ever seen btw, look at the detail on the boots for fuck sake! but the shirt’s colour is wrong… can’t be helped

  13. Lindso on July 20th, 2008 5:45 pm

    It’s not sexual harassment if you scream “FALCON GROPE!”.

  14. The Silent One on July 20th, 2008 6:11 pm

    I’m pretty sure the chick dressed like Peach is Rina-chan. Some of you may recognize the name from most of Kirbopher’s flash movies. She helps alot with his.

  15. Flunky on July 20th, 2008 6:20 pm

    Those boots look rawkin. I’d like to see the helmet, though.

  16. Rayza B on July 20th, 2008 6:50 pm

    Wait, so are you saying, I can run down the street yelling “FALCON GROPE!” while grabbing teh ladies boobies?

  17. Chunkey on July 20th, 2008 7:31 pm

    @Flunky

    First off rockin’ name. Reminds me of someone…

    Anyways, the boots seem to be made from a pair of hocky knee pads the goal guards wear, spray painted gold.

    Not sure what the helmet is.

  18. Evitron on July 20th, 2008 8:03 pm

    …Why is there a friggin’ -battery- attached to his belt?

  19. Ruben on July 20th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Quick question, though. If you pay close attention to the actual picture, falcon gropes her palm-up, it IS the fighter stance. Flip the hand over. Haha

  20. Flagman on July 20th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Hm.
    Wouldn’t her boob burst into flames upon contact?

  21. Alpha on July 20th, 2008 8:06 pm

    Falcon Lol!

    No one pays attention to Weegee!

  22. Rayza B on July 20th, 2008 8:55 pm

    @Flagman
    No, the Smash characters seem fairly fireproof, its painful but they just won’t burn…

  23. Pigeon Army on July 20th, 2008 8:58 pm

    Why is it that every SSBB character wants to get nasty with Peach? Surely Samus would be the better catch…

  24. Otty on July 20th, 2008 9:42 pm

    Now…Fox needs to jump in and yell “SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!”

  25. smashpro1 on July 20th, 2008 10:10 pm

    @Otty, and Wolf saying “Can’t let you do that, Starfox”

  26. ArmyGuy0628 on July 20th, 2008 10:13 pm

    that is a big ass gun on his hip O_O

  27. Lindso on July 20th, 2008 11:07 pm

    @Rayza B

    It sure does! Enjoy.

  28. -KRM- on July 20th, 2008 11:32 pm

    @ The Silent One

    Oh my god, I had the same thought!

    Here’s a video of her in the Peach costume to help you judge.

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  29. Water_Tengu on July 21st, 2008 12:24 am

    RINA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Burnt Eyes on July 21st, 2008 1:58 am

    Show me your boobs!

  31. Link_09 on July 21st, 2008 9:50 am

    LOL Rina-Chan at anime expo? hahaha XD

  32. Zetsuya on July 21st, 2008 3:48 pm
  33. Zetsuya on July 21st, 2008 3:51 pm

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  34. Link_09 on July 21st, 2008 9:38 pm

    @Zetsuya lol i knew that.Seriously i was there.

  35. Alphalance on July 22nd, 2008 12:11 pm

    Okay, so the costume is awesome, the girl in the costume is Princess Peach, and Falcon Grope could use some work, but its still cool and funny all over :D

  36. guns and blades on July 22nd, 2008 1:27 pm

    “YES!”

  37. maclarr on July 22nd, 2008 11:01 pm

    FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GROOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPE!!!!!!!!!!
    (when boob was grabbed blows up half the galaxy)

  38. dekuskrub1 on July 23rd, 2008 11:36 pm

    anyone else notice cf always yells what hes about to do when he attacks??
    falcon punch
    falcon kick
    falcon grope

    ever wonder what he says when hes having secks???
    falcon thrust falcon thrust falcon thrust!!!

  39. Glitch on July 30th, 2008 12:34 am

    The original was Samus, z-suit and the hand goes under. and the girl is supposed to look pissed, not scared.

  40. viewer of no concern on August 5th, 2008 8:36 pm

    @dekuskrub
    Wouldn’t his lil’ Falcon turn on fire?Ow.

  41. Wiitard on May 5th, 2009 5:05 pm

    win

  42. CallsignFox on October 3rd, 2010 10:21 pm

    DANG

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