hey kidz… want som kandy?

24 Comments

1. Burnt Eyes on April 27th, 2008 8:22 pm
   

   No! No candiez! Only tucus pain awaits in teh warthogg!

   Even less first!
2. Kevin J. on April 28th, 2008 12:13 am
   

   Oh noez! Stranger Danger!
   First!
3. EmberFury on April 28th, 2008 12:18 am
   

   That can’t end well! Just say no!
   Not quite first!
4. Ghost on April 28th, 2008 1:28 am
   

   Never, ever will that line be said and me not think of a crazy clown.
   Least first! For the moment. . .
5. Boreas on April 28th, 2008 6:37 am
   

   Those kids better be ready to suppress some memories…
   Butt first last?
6. lolhax on April 28th, 2008 7:12 am
   

   I gots candeh in mah van.
   Completely un-first.
7. lolzor on April 28th, 2008 8:45 am
   

   Not even close to being first!1
8. Ackbar on April 28th, 2008 9:51 am
   

   ITZ A TRAP!!1!
9. Ryumaru on April 28th, 2008 9:58 am
   

   It’s funny that they’re in blue, when it should be the cops in blue…
   It’s a first trap!!!!
10. FrEEz on April 28th, 2008 1:05 pm
    

    “Erm…Mommy told me not to talk to strangers”
    “We’ll also give you one of these cool suits”
    “OKAY!”
    *Insert buttrape here*

    Nice though :P i would rate 9/10 if i could, but it’s only out of 5, so i’ll round up, to 5
11. CJ on April 28th, 2008 2:37 pm
    

    @Ryumaru:
    Ya, shouldn’t they be in purple for that? Or at least red?
12. killercartoons on April 28th, 2008 2:45 pm
    

    you know when i was a kid my parents gave us a secret phrase so we knew who to trust.
    my family’s was “I’ve got candy.”
13. Marzen on April 28th, 2008 3:31 pm
    

    I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
14. technoskull on April 28th, 2008 3:57 pm
    

    and by candy i mean BULLETS!
15. Red on April 28th, 2008 4:12 pm
    

    Killercartoons, I think your parents wanted you dead or kidnapped.
16. Vex on April 28th, 2008 3:32 pm
    

    Stupid Pedochief trying to lure kids with kandy.
17. dudemanawesome on April 28th, 2008 5:37 pm
    

    who you guna call….

    G.I.JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. GermaineTrain on April 28th, 2008 6:35 pm
    

    I want some candy!
19. Haywire on April 28th, 2008 7:45 pm
    

    I’m surprised no one has yet mentioned Pedobear and the Free Candy Van.
20. johnrskie on April 29th, 2008 3:33 am
    

    Get in the Party Van
21. Wafflez on April 29th, 2008 2:35 pm
    

    Jay is in your halos raping your children
22. Alphalance on April 29th, 2008 4:41 pm
    

    Trust, cause without it…you cant get any free candy :(
23. lrzeph on April 30th, 2008 6:03 am
    

    quoth the tankmen: “I’m sorry, but my mum never said to talk to assholes,” Nevermore
24. judsonmullis on May 15th, 2008 10:30 am
    

    in other news a kid got jacked cause excepted kandy from men in blue suits.

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