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I CAN’T LET YOU BREW THAT, STARBUCKS

My friend Karian sent in this one she found! Ah those Starfox 64 quotes…
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I CAN’T LET YOU BREW THAT, STARBUCKS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2008 · 10:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (292 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, Photo Op, Serious Business, StarFox, Tasty Treats

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GenEX the Hareoic · 881 weeks ago

*glances at the oh-so-long and complicated menu*

I... CAN'T... CHOOSE!

(yes, I had to spell out what was going on)
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tonuchi · 881 weeks ago

Dare i say

FOX

BUY A CARMEL ROLL
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RaynorRush11111 1p · 760 weeks ago

USE GIFT CARDS WISELY
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taildollcreator 1p · 772 weeks ago

o.k.

2 things:1.there are (at the time off this comment 05\21\10) 111 wolf jokes we're only 889 jokes away from THE ACHIVEMENT.

&

2.

i. am. THE. -1. troll.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahahah ahaha aha ha ha...eh i've no life
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PyroCatheter 96p · 822 weeks ago

The one that started it all...
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GermaineTrain · 880 weeks ago

Use the boost to get thru!!
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chaos covenant · 880 weeks ago

Wow. Funniest pic ever.
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tonuchi · 880 weeks ago

@killercartoons

Would they at least be laser nukes... or perhaps a smart bomb.
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Acer · 880 weeks ago

God, I laughed forever, and still have the chuckles!
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Kevin J. · 880 weeks ago

Epic win... I'm now going to say that every time I walk into a Starbucks...
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Snakeman.EXE · 880 weeks ago

*Starbucks does a loop-de-loop*

Wolf: What the heck!?
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S · 880 weeks ago

ROFLMAO
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Haywire · 880 weeks ago

Brew a barrel roll!
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Snakeman.EXE · 880 weeks ago

Can't let you brew that, Starbucks!

You'll be seeing your lawyer soon, Starbucks.

You're not so tough!

What?! Is that all you've got?

What the heck?!

Looks like we win today, Starbucks.

I... can't... lose!

Teatime is over, Starbucks!

Don't get too cocky, Starbucks!

It's good...but mine's better!

No way!! I don't believe it!

You're in my sights! You're going down!

Starbucks! Long time no see!

Hee hee! We're gettin' paid a lot of cash for this.

I'll do you fast Starbucks ol' pal.

I'm gonna bust you up REAL good.

That reward's as good as mine!

I've got two words for you: COF-FEE!

My beautiful reward! Arrrrrrrggghhh!

The latte screamed REAL good before he was thrown away.

Too bad the latte's not here to see ya FAIL!

Come on, little latte! Shoot me!

You can't beat me! I gotta better coffee!

This CAN'T be happening!

America has ordered us to take you down.

Annoying coffee! I am the great Leon!

I'll take care of you!

You're not as tough as I thought.

Close, but no cappuccino! HA HA!

This can't be happening!

I think I'll drink you for a while.

Let's see how you handle our new coffee.

Shoot me down if you can!

Not yet, the party's just begun!

He's... too... strong!

America's enemy is my enemy!

You'll be sorry you crossed us!

Bow before the great America!

You're not welcome here!

Stick to Washington, Starbucks!

Uncle America!

Score one for America!

We'll make sure you'll never reach America!

Give it up. You can't win!

I'm not afraid of you!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
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tonuchi · 880 weeks ago

... snakeman... why
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EmberFury · 880 weeks ago

@Snakeman.EXE

Those are all worth a chuckle, (Except the ones that weren't changed) but "Teatime is over, Starbucks!" made me lol.

This picture is close to the best picture on Halolz EVER. (I nearly died of laughter just staring at the fact that Wolf was successfully shop'd into a Starbucks!)
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the conqueror · 880 weeks ago

You're good but it's bitter
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KidWithTheFace · 880 weeks ago

Bow before the great americano
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popnfresh · 880 weeks ago

i roflmao'd :(
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DeadeyeDave · 880 weeks ago

Something's wrong with the cream-diffuser!
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Dudet · 880 weeks ago

I dont get it
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POW3RUP · 880 weeks ago

I can't let you brew that, Starbucks = I can't let you do that, Starfox. @ Dudet.
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lolpoop · 880 weeks ago

i actually said that to a starbucks employee before, he just looked at me lulz
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Lindan · 879 weeks ago

@Landon: You poopy.

@Sir_auronDX: Your also a poopy GTFO You teh failzors.
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Kaizoku101 · 879 weeks ago

Hmm, I liked VGCats' interpretation better.

<a href="http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223
" target="_blank">http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223

Feed your mind!

NSFH.
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Shadow Hazuki · 878 weeks ago

Picture is awesome, "Buy a carmel roll" is awesome, and *Starbucks does a loop de loop* Starwolf: "What the heck!?" Just ended my life with laughter. All the other Starwolf references are good, but this one's better!
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Liam · 877 weeks ago

wtf i don't even get it how is it supposed to be funny?
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Eight-Ball · 877 weeks ago

500/5 Cuz I hate starbucks so much because they make the local coffee shops that have actually good coffee shut down and theres one on every friggin corner! the picture is great though!
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Willem · 858 weeks ago

I like it and the background and colors make it easy to readh
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Marzen · 857 weeks ago

Who would have thought that such an innocent and funny picture would lead to such violence and evil?
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MushroomBoy · 881 weeks ago

OH MY GOD~!~!~!~!~!~! I ROFL'D HARD~!
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Ghost · 881 weeks ago

definitely chuckle-worthy
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Acer · 881 weeks ago

Bwahaha!
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Dan · 881 weeks ago

A pun, a video game reference, and topical humor all in one Congrats! Seriously though, someone with lazers should stop Starbucks from charging an arm and a leg for just coffee.
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Doomwafffle · 881 weeks ago

I CAN LET YOU DRINK THAT, EVERYONE.

Win.
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The Bigge · 881 weeks ago

Best...LOL....Evar.
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EQ · 881 weeks ago

he....has...a SHADOW
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SolarZero · 881 weeks ago

I saw this awhile back but all I can say is this. The Starbucks team is in trouble; maybe they should leave the fights to Fox and the others. XD
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smashpro1 · 881 weeks ago

I've had that on my flash drive for weeks, so it was probably just found
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MushroomBoy · 881 weeks ago

@ EQ

LEARN TO SHOOP.
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MushroomBoy · 881 weeks ago

....oh tonuchi..........NO. D'=

actually, grood. xD
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Random Man · 881 weeks ago

Epic Win... Team Starwolf is gonna be working double shifts to be taking on both the Starfox and Starbucks teams
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tonuchi · 881 weeks ago

sorry Mushroom boy i just couldn't resist.
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Yamez · 881 weeks ago

this one was posted here already
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Blank-Mage · 881 weeks ago

Who ARE you guys?! We're STARBUCKS!
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Lindan · 881 weeks ago

"Can't let you brew that, Starbucks."

"America has ordered us to take you down"

"Tall Black long time no see!"

"America's enemy is my enemy!"

Thats right i just amphed it up lol
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MattDark · 881 weeks ago

Man, the great stuff is really rolling in today!
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Sir_auronDX · 881 weeks ago

lindan not yours shut up you fail gtfo

i dont care if this is from 4chan or any other place because i havent seen it before and this is just excellent...needs to be top of rates
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Twentay · 881 weeks ago

Its strange.

I was just watching a video from Star Fox 64, and I always go to those lines.

IRONY

It has happened
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Landon · 881 weeks ago

@Lindan

Amphed to F-F-F-FAILURE
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