When CWmaggie09 doesn’t know which attack to use next, he looks deep into his heart and asks himself… what would Jesus do?
In this situation CWmaggie09 thinks he’d use Hyper Beam!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2007 · 1:24 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
(4.91 out of 5)
But at that level the best attack jesus could do would be ‘bread-to-wine’ attack.
I’m a preacher’s son..and I fully endorse this as being freakin hilarious.
And now I will go name all my pokemon Jesus to replicate this hysterical moment.
Haha…nice.
Jesus! Use CRIPPLE HEAL!
Jesus is the only person ever to h4x the world…
The best part is that if he faints, he’ll be resurrected in 3 turns.
Lol. Weak against cross…poison.
Do you have enough characters to name one Brian Boitano? One thing Brian Boitano has that Jesus doesn’t is a song. And magical fire breath.
No, not Jesus, use Moses!
Moses owns the water types!
^That WOULD make sense… is Poochyena was a water type…^
Tyler Durdan > Jesus xD
The Sunday School version of Pokemon.
Your JESUS evolved into…
MEL GIBSON! Mellllgibbbsongibssson!
JESUS is trying to learn ALIENATE CONCEPT, but JESUS already knows four moves. Should JESUS forget a move?
JESUS did not learn ALIENATE CONCEPT.
@ Dan
not enough for whole name
but I did put down B. Boitano on one of them.
Soon as the battle started, I started singing the song in my head.
What I still don’t get about pokemon is that you can use a fish pokemon and use it anywhere… like in the middle of a freakin’ cave with no water whatsoever.
it’s a game dude get over it.
anyways i prefer the mudkipz one better x)
If I were that pokemon i would bag poochvena lol stuns em for 2 turns while they recover
HA!
With the release of D/P/Pt, I have a better version:
Jesus used Judgement
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!
JUDAS used SUCKER PUNCH! It's super effective!