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And then there will be cake (comic)
When life doesn’t give you cake, GET MAD. Complain to life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it didn’t give Chell and the Companion Cube cake!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2011 · 7:14 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (373 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Artistic, Now We're Cookin', Off Duty, Portal, Sequential Art, Tasty Treats, The Great Outdoors, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software

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See kids, Minecraft does teach you things. Way to prove 'em, girl.
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10 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' em in a bowl. Mix the FUCK out of em, and what do you get?

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eggs.... all you added was eggs.... it's still just eggs... ._.
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7 replies · active 715 weeks ago
Wait a minute here, that's a bull!

Not a cow, How does she get mil-

oh my...
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Crack open a few Egg Chells, bake some of that Wheatley in the mix, add a little Lemon Cherry on top, and bam, you get a Companion Crepe!

...Fine, someone point me to the nearest corner in the wheat field.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Mmmm, this cake sure does look delicious! ... (taste)
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8 replies · active 715 weeks ago
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl...
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3 replies · active 715 weeks ago
The difference between Chell and most people?

Most people would search for civilization.
Chell makes that cake she was due.

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did chell just make a cake sandwich o.o?

DO WANT
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8 replies · active 716 weeks ago
I'm more of a pie person

OMG WHY AM I GETTING ATTACKED!!!???
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4 replies · active 715 weeks ago
That's not a cake, that's a sandwich. We sell those too.
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Lets be honest, it probably tastes better than volcano bakemeat
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Everytime i think about the portal 2 ending i always wonder if being outside is a good think for her.
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Thank goodness for minecraft cooking physics!
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All you gotta is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix!....
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sKMipORAc&t=...

Take about five dozen eggs...
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1 reply · active 715 weeks ago
You should have listened to the messages, Chell.

Even Leonidas is with the program.
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Hell, i'd still eat that.
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5 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Baking's a piece of cake!
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15 replies · active 715 weeks ago
... and this one is just for the LULZ.
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4 replies · active 715 weeks ago
This is like the shows "Survivor" and "Cake Boss" combined.

I shall call it... THE CAKE BOSS SURVIVOR... (the companion cube is the cake boss)
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
What's that in the fourth panel...a b-BIRD! BIRD! GET IT AWAY!
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2 replies · active 715 weeks ago
Here at Aperture Science, our subjects learn important life skills from their experience on the cutting edge of science! Improvisation! Enthusiasm! How to acquire suspect materials like that red pasty stuff! You don't wanna know where that's been.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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7 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Didn't you hear? The cake is a lie. Always will be. Learn from Mario. He'll tell you ALL about it!
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Let them eat cake, you monster...
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Uh, wait a minute, where did Chell get that red filling for her sandwich cake?

According to the comic, she took a bunch of wheat from the wheat field, an egg from a crow's nest, and something from the cow. (other than milk)
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After an hour of baking, hopefully it will worth the cake
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I'm eating lemon cake right now! :D
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
guys, thats a steer. steers have udders and therefor make milk. not all cows that make milk are female.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Let her eat cake.
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Reminds me of this.
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4 replies · active 716 weeks ago
I'm sorry, but I cannot make any witty comments for this awesome comic due to busily laughing on the floor.
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
hah this is awesome, i've always wondered what Chell would do in a giant wheat field...
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It's a good thing she listened to Fact Core.
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A: That's a bull

B: There is no sugar

WORST CAKE EVER
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I call bullshit. That is clearly a pie.
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Meat cake?
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Last panel:



I AM NOT A CROOK.
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4 replies · active 715 weeks ago

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