I’ll take eight! I’m a crafty consumer!
By Timothy Lim [via Rampaged Reality]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2011 · 5:42 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Capcom, Mega Man, Power-Ups, Retro, Robots, Serious Business, Strike A Pose · Leave a comment () 66 Comments |
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Rock also helps in case of impending death by an evil robot army.
Reminds me of those loading screens from Fallout 3.
This is basically what would have happened in Mega Man if Dr. Wily wasn't a complete asshole.
If you want to give rock an upgrade, don´t worry, make him destroy your neighbor robot to get new and fabulous powers that will help you to have a even better life!
*Warranty void if ROCK(TM) and/or ROLL(TM) get in contact with any neddles, spikes or any kind of shap object. Light Industries is not responsible for any kind of physical damage caused by the non-follow of this rule.
The year 20XX!!! It's coming up so fast!!! Can't wait, better get my tickets now…
"Tired of your husband constantly yelling at you "GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!"? Or you, man of the house, are you tired of your wife yelling to you to do the chores? NO MORE! Just buy our finest robots, ROCK & ROLL, and now ROCK can perform all of the house repairing tasks while ROLL cooks dinner and cleans AT THE SAME TIME, while you can enjoy a private moment with your partner and use that time for what it was meant for: REPRODUCE!
Call right now, our ROLL operators are waiting for your call! Order now, just $999,999 US DOLLARS!
Its a wonder that Megaman hasn't bankrupted Wiley yet. Those Evil Robot Masters probably cost a arm and leg in maintenance alone.
Sensors detect space within text of picture. Space core approves.
order now, and get your very own flying robot dog, absolutely free
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Aperture Science must be bored.
Tinge the edges yellow, replace Light's face with a young Wily, throw a little "We Are Your Hope" in there and BAM! The next concert poster for The Protomen!
I don't think I could ever trust a company that names its technologies "Robot MASTER." That just seems to set up for disaster.
20XX! Now with sexual sterotypes get yours today! Today,today today..
Light-Tec Industries.
We Will Be There.
To save your life from Mavericks for a moderate fee.
That robot broom seems kinda angry.
Dr. Light here. Here at Light Labs, we believe it takes something special to work in the dangerous field of construction. Something only the heartiest, most hard-working men have. It takes guts. Which is why we're bringing out the fourth part of the Robot Master Series, Guts Man.
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Able to lift several tons, one Guts Man unit, estimated to cost thirty thousand dollars at release, can take the place of up to sixty thousand dollars worth of construction equipment. Here at Light Labs, we work for a bright future.
Whatever city this is in is going to get so much cash flow from tourism, which will go to new buildings and repairs of current ones. I guess you could say they built their city…
*shades*
…on Rock and Roll.
i love the shawn's shout out in the description
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Where is it…where is it?
Seriously? No one? Guess I'll post it.
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The home of tomorrow: a land ravaged by a horrible war that never would've started if it weren't for the inventions of Dr Light.
Rock and Roll is better than Rick and Roll.
Great. We're gonna need more Megaman sprites.
Oh god, this style needs to be used more often on everything!
cool robots, sadly, they touch a broken cup, and explode into light…
so… how much is the extra life?
Rock and TROLL.
All that's missing is the Blues.
*in small print*
"Warning: We are not responsible for any malfunctions of your purchased robot. If your robot tstrats to act strangely, goes on a rampage to destroy all other robots, starts to steal screws and or burst into light, please contact our troubleshooting hotline. We appreciate your purchase."
~Dr.Light
This submission ROCKs. It's MEGA funny, but I gotta get ROLLing. I could keep posting more awful puns but I guess I just don't have the GUTS to do it, so I'll just take it LIGHT and stop here. Oh my, look at the time! I gotta RUSH, for I have an appointment soon!