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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUPEES!

This was all I could think of during Nintendo’s E3 press conference!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 8, 2011 · 11:52 AM 
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In comparison to Microsoft's E3 conference:
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6 replies · active 722 weeks ago
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This is a Kid's wallet, you can't possibly afford any of this!
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Listen Link, I'm going to give it to you straight. This new Heart Container has a touch screen, a built in Tri-Force and so much health packed in enemies will be taking 1/16 of a heart for each hit on you. And best of all its backwards compatable with all your other major organs. The only thing this Heart Container doesn't do is make you breakfast.

Oh, and the tech boys just fixed that. Now it also makes you breakfast.
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
It doesn't sound like you want it hard enoug Shawn
This is how you do it

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2 replies · active 723 weeks ago
Instead of holding press conferences, Nintendo should just put a big box in the middle of the E3 show floor labeled "Deposit life savings here."
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Sorry, Link, I don't give credit! Come back when you're a little mmmmm.... Richer.
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
Shut up and take my, diamonds, gil, gilda, hearts, coins, bolts, kombat koins, simoleons, baum, caps, blingz, adam, buckazoid, munny, adena, bells, pearls, bison dollars, gold, bananas, banana coins, moolah, meseta, pokedollar, rings, fol, minerals and vespine gas, lemons...burning lemons...
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7 replies · active 722 weeks ago
So when he takes the Master Sword, it brings him 1000 years in the future?
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7 replies · active 723 weeks ago
The correct is sentence actually is:

"Shut up and take my Playstation 3 and give me a Wii instead!"
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2 replies · active 723 weeks ago


...to buy every game from E3, despite lack of a Playstation Vita, Wii U, PS3, or N3DS.
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4 replies · active 722 weeks ago
No, I don't think this does it justice... what we need is something so inconceivable that you can easily tell how awesome Nintendo was...

Reimu: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY DONATIONS."
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Most anticipated game:
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2 replies · active 723 weeks ago
Nintendo... you son of a bitch!
I have 3 children to feed, and you came with this piece of shit that is completely awesome?
Fuck my children, take my money and give me the damn thing
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ALL OF THEM.
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Me too, Shawn, me too.

My only disappointments:
-No up-res/scaling of Wii games (Playing them on the controller kinda makes up for this though, kinda.)
-No info about transferring VC / WiiWare games
-No info about transferring locked save files (500+ hours in both Tri and Brawl makes this a burning question for me)

Everything else is grooooooooovy!
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3 replies · active 723 weeks ago
Shut up and go to space!

Alternatively; Shut up and take my space. All of it.
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Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough rupees!
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Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're... MMMMMMmmmmmm... richer...
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
My Rupees are already taken, and now you want more!? YOU GOT IT, NINTENDO!
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Cave Johnson he-
*insert above picture*
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
Pokemon:
Shut up and take my PokeDollars!

Every RPG ever:
Shut up and take my GP!

However, you say it, it still means, WANT NOW.
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
NO U
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They just released a new Hylian Shield with 3D capabilities, it would appear.
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This came to mind with the npc's talking in the shop before you buy something. who cares what they say I want my potions and bombs!
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Well... what if I didn't WANT the rupees? Ever thought of that?

Insensitive jerk...
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9 replies · active 722 weeks ago
Aww Shawn?
Did someone sent this submission?
Because if anyone esle didn't I think I found it first.
Since I used that picture back in E3 in a nutshell video...
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
Sorry, the 3ds was the only thing appealing.

My E3 moment... seeing Altair.
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2 replies · active 723 weeks ago
Me: I wonder whats on Halolz today.....
*sees this*
*checks the comments in "E3 2011 in a nutshell"*
Me: uhhh.... what?
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http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/06/09/nintendo...
oh dear, this could be problematic
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3 replies · active 723 weeks ago

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