It’s no wonder he’s the last one… it’s pretty hard to shove a Wailord into a tardis!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2011 · 8:02 PM
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His reason for travelling between dimensions?
To find the Skitty he fell in loved with
Good sir, we do not take kindly to "First!" business here at Halolz. We make insightful comments, not comments based upon in which order they were placed (or, failing that, making a reference to Portal and/or motorcycles.)
Also….. PORTAL REFER-No, I'm kidding, I won't do that.
SLAP HIM LIKE A BITCH!
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/8664/slap3sh.g…
I was hoping for a submission of like…
Wailord:
Lord of Wails. Then a wedding invitation to Skitty Middleton and William Wailord's wedding.
it's bigger on the inside…. the entrance however, is still too small.
also, Fezzes are cool.
I'm a whale now. Whales are cool.
This unholy abomination has forced me to create the one, the only, CHRONO-HAMMER!
*Proceeds to beat the shit out of Ragnellrok with the Chrono-Hammer*
Dumbass.
Ragnellrok alerted the Halolz horde!
He is very old and very kind. And the very, very last of his kind. He is the beast below the tardis!
Watch as he takes on the greatest threats to all of time and space--
The mass-producing and conquest-bound Magnemen!
The most evil race in all the known cosmos, bent on declaring their supremacy through the extinction of all other life in existence, The Voltaleks
And finally, the Wailord's greatest, and most cunning rival, the Pokemon Master!
PAPPY-SLAP!!!
That has already been stated.
Time Traveling?
Guess you could say he is having a whale of a time
Actually phone a friend. I phone… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/30/video-space-core… He says it's that darn Oort cloud… http://discovermagazine.com/2004/nov/cover/outer-…
Yeah, like the Magikarp, the Wailord are just that fuckin' epic.
Wait a second! I thought Wailord were ocean vehicles, not time travelers!
No seriously, in the second Ranger game they wanted to use a Wailord as a Cargo Ship. What the hell.
So… Where does he keep the sonic screwdriver?
Oh good! It's been too long since I've smelled blood around here…
Finally, that will mean no more HSOWA
Interesting fact about Wailords:
With 14.5m (47'07") length, the length of a real life blue whale, but only 398kg (877.4lbs) in weight, Wailords would be so light they could fly :P
I researched Dr. Who and common in-jokes so I could make a witty pun.
But then I heard the US got Osama, and I forgot the joke in the midst of celebration.
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WE GOT THE BASTARD!!!!
Dr. Wailord I presume?
Even though it is bigger on the inside the doors are still only four foot wide. ):
inb4 any inb4's!
…. Dammit!