I know what you’re thinking… what about Black Mesa? Man, Black Mesa is just too mainstream!
By dsorjr, reshopped by me!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 12:05 PM
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Categories: Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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This picture is false! A real hipster wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Portal Gun considering it's been out of Beta for hundreds of years already.
Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor? Too mainstream.
GLaDOS little monsters.
"It's a horn rimmed glass. You've probably never heard of it, you have two eyes."
Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.
I was going to do parody of Cave Johnson's quotes where he starts recording messages for the hobos to fit with Hipsters… but, really, they work perfectly as they are already. O.O
Anyone else notice that that's a Portal 1 screenshot? It has the old cube, door and textures. Might be a custom map but still.
inb4 "Official maps are too mainstream, I only play custom maps"
You want to know what we do here at Aperture? We'd tell you, but public knowledge is too mainstream and not nearly underground enough.
Of course Aperture's underground.
It was started with a Cave.
Human testing? Yeah I suppose that's cool. Robots are where its really at though. You wouldn't understand.
Black Mesa is such a sellout. Honestly, why does Gordan Freeman bother to wear the glasses?
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, you probably didn't get it.
Horn rimmed glasses are too main stream. Horn rimmed monocles are more underground.
The average person has less than one eye. It's true.
This site will become PORTOLZ.moc
Why .moc? Because .com is too mainstream.
I still don't know who this Black Mesa after beating Portal 1…
Anyone kind enough to educate me?
Wow really? Another Hipster parody?
Hipster Turret: I'm different.
Those aren't the homicidal robots. Those are hipsters. We sell those too.
Black Mesa was just… too MAINSTREAM.
Pfft, I was around before robots could use portals.
Metro-sexual P-Body wants to fight Atlas.
Wait they can't?
Well good luck at completing the tests… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/25/video-pokemon-in…
God, when will the Hipster jokes stop?
is it just me or do hipsters and stereotypical representations just piss you off as much as it does me?
funny, a hipster using a mainstream graphics card, because that screencap looks terrible
Hi-P-Body-Ster
Looks like aperture…….
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Hipster Chell:
I was testing… before robots
What about making potato GLaDOS happy?
panels are WAY to mainstream, i only use crushers
(they sell those too)
I'm a sentry with a portal gun, lasers and machine guns were just too mainstream.
Anyone else reminded of a reboot character when they see this?… mixed with a Hitler haircut?