What happens when you replace Wheatley’s dimwitted British charm with Bill’s angry old man voice? You get one cranky morality sphere, that’s what!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2011 · 2:30 AM
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I'm pretty sure this was actually the original gameplay, and then Valve decided, "Nah we'll make him a British retard instead."
This syncs up surprisingly well, but it still just doesn't really fit the Bill, y'know?
That's not Wheatley. That's Bill. We sell him too.
Bill here!
I'm still waiting for a parody with Navi.
(WARNING: Contains some spoilers for the ending of Portal 2)
I get it. Then the three corrupted personality cores you attach to him will be Francis, Zoey, and Louis. Just as those three cores were the death of Wheately, the same shall be of Bill(ley)!
horse shit goddam bird!
Silly Bill, that's a panel not a tan- OH SHIT YES IT IS!
Tank Johnson. We're done here.
I'll see peace back in Aperture if I gotta shut down every one of these turrets with my bare goddamn circuits!!
I would hate to see the tests he'd build…
Wheatley with Pinkie Pies Mind
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I wouldn't call it an easy do-it-yourself job. Not that it's hard to throw one in, but if the backlash and preload aren't set correct the gears will howl something terrible.
Whoa. What was a Tank doing there?! Kill him with….uhhh…Terminal Velocity! Yeah!
"Smoker!"
*Deadly neuro-toxin fills the room*
The only thing that could make this video better would be Cave Johnson's combustible lemons.
Now, let's see what happens when you replace Wheatley with C-3PO.
Oh, that's right. 343 Guilty Spark.
Holy Ass-ticles where did that tank come from?!
I think Francis would have been more entertaining.
"I hate portals!"
"I hate scientific tests!"
"I hate Aperture Science!"
"I ha--" at this point you fling him into the incinerator.
"Good thing I'm indestructible."
"Panel! Panel!"
"Companion Cube! Turn off your flashlight!"
"I hear a turret around here…"
"Portal here!"
"I hate un-stationary scaffolds."
Valve Timeline:
Combine take over earth, beaten back by Gordon Freeman, meanwhile, Chell defeats GLaDOS for the first time before being taken away by a party escort bot back to a relaxation chamber.
9999999 minutes later (approximately 19.03 years). Chell awakens the second time to escape Aperture Science with Wheatley, reactivating GLaDOS who claims to take up reanimating the dead as a hobby.
Within two years with the help of testing it on the humans found in co-op, GLaDOS has invented a biological compound derived from deadly neurotoxin and headcrab DNA that causes humans infected by it to come back to "life" and become extremely violent.
As these subjects are unsuitable for testing, she release them from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. These diseased individuals are later found and subdued by local authorities, who, believing this to be some sort of illness, send them off to Mercy Hospital.
Bill is Still Alive?
Bill: Ah, screw yer zombie apocalypse, I'm movin to Aperture.
Need an incinerator here!
They already have Bill in Portal 2. Except for he called himself "Rick" for some reason…
I was referring to personality, as Zoey fails to strike me in any shape or form as one who could be recognized as exceedingly intelligent were it not for the zombie apocalypse
"We ain't got time for this, Ellis."
tanks are the new sentrys!
HOW IS THIS COMMENT LINGERING IN THE MID-SECTION?!?!