My heart BURNS for this crossover to be real! Valve, quit DRAGON your feet and make it happen! Would it help if I AXED nicely? *gets things thrown at him* What?
By usaokay (However I made it a little more covery), submitted by Darth_Destro
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2011 · 6:39 PM
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Categories: BioWare, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Dragon Age: Origins, Electronic Arts, Heavy Weapons, Here There Be Dragons, PC, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (60 Comments) |
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Hats on dragons, eh? What will VALVe think of next?
(There should be an corny "F1RST!" here, but I am too classy for that)
So several repetative dungions over and over?
I see no differance to either game…
Too bad the hats are $5-$10 DLC packs, including the Gentleman Dragon.
I would grammar hammer too, but my goodness, the mistakes are everywhere.
I liked Dragon Fortress: Origins more for the tactical combat and the Origin stories (Especially the Sniper one, where they explain how you learned Jarate), but I still enjoyed Dragon Fortress II for it's more visceral hat trading, even though the romance options weren't as good.
Did y'all know that the Heavy only fires 35% of his bullets?
No wonder it's so damn expensive to fire his weapon.
An epic medieval themed hat simulator.
Oh look, another TF2 related submission. Better inb4 the hat jo-
*Reads the comments*
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That's a real MONSTER of a request. You should SHIELD yourself from the hate. Your BIOdome of puns really WAREs on my patients! I enjoy bringing these AGEs of PUNtification!
BIOWARE EMPLOYEE ON GAME:
"When you kill someone, some kinda hat has to get dropped!
So killing = hat, connected now, in Dragon Fortress 2."
D: Quick! Someone add googly eyes to it!
We're throwing shit at you, Shawn, because making crappy puns for +1's is OUR job! D:
And due to Shawn, this will become an update in 4-12 seconds…
IT TAKES SHAWN TWELVE SECONDS TO COST GABEN $400000….
(For twelve seconds.)
Needs Googly Eyes!!!
I didn't like Dragon Age… The game controls were kind of weird, especially attacking. I didn't like it very much at all…
Is Smaug making a cameo???
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/4/42/Smaug.jpg" alt="" />
He's been down on his luck lately, though I heard he got cast in a new movie…
(I've been renting out a cave (in one of my lesser mountains) to him for a while now)
So…Does that mean they will finally release the Guard Dog Update?
I notice the EA logo has a hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.
They've got the wealth, but the octopus should be taken off due to a lack of respect.
Wait… wait… turn your hat backwards first.
I'm more partial to Spy's Creed myself…
Indubitably, you have confounded yourself, for that wyrm's stupendous stovepipe stack is unfit for any common charlatan.
Unlike most Dragon Age games where you choose how you act, as the Pyro you can only be a heartless killer of man, beast, and everything else flammable.
Look at that EA logo, lording his HOUWAR over everyone. Prick.
Wait!!!!
Does he weigh the same as a duck?