Daaawwww… I’m sorry but you stick those new Sight For Sore Eyes on any hat combo and the results are automatically ADORABLE.
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GOOGLY EYES MAKE EVERY PYRO HAT ADORABLE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2011 · 9:55 PM

(155 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)

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893567 Responses2011-04-11+01%3A55%3A13Shawn+Handyside to “GOOGLY EYES MAKE EVERY PYRO HAT ADORABLE”

spplmj on April 10th, 2011 9:59 pm

Another eye joke?

Shawn eye am disappoint
PrototypeHero on April 10th, 2011 10:05 pm

My eyes! They burn!!!!!
Sr_Pantalones on April 10th, 2011 10:05 pm

Pyro: "LSD IS AMAAAAAAZING!"
MorningMoon on April 10th, 2011 10:11 pm

Talk about a bullseye…
Ichiinu on April 10th, 2011 10:14 pm

Now the spies won't know whether your keeping an eye on them…
TCC on April 10th, 2011 10:15 pm

….. trying to think of a way to fit "pupil" into a joke and still have it make sense…. too tired from homework… D:
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got it.

with prioritizing like this, I guess you could say….

*sunglasses*

I'm a pretty good pupil.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!
Kn0w1d3a on April 10th, 2011 10:30 pm

I guess you could say Shawn…
*SUNGLASSES*
Has an eye for pyro hats

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alpar on April 10th, 2011 10:32 pm

Oh look, another eye related joke on Halolz today. At least I know that these eye jokes can't possibly get out of ha-

*Reads loads of comments relevant to eye jokes*

<img src="http://images.wikia.com/codegeass/images/c/cd/Lelouch-geass.jpg">

ALPAR VI HALOLZIA COMMANDS YOU…. STOP MAKING THESE EYE JOKES!

/ yes I'm aware of the irony
tmotom on April 10th, 2011 10:35 pm

Mff mff mff! Mff mff mff mff mff!!!
<img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee111/wanabeswordsman/Sprays/Pyro_Taunt.jpg">
Doc_ock_rokc on April 10th, 2011 10:41 pm

IF by adorible you mean F@%! ad-horrible
AuraMaster on April 10th, 2011 10:47 pm

Oh myopia, yet another eye joke. It also looks like many more are in sight. I may take a short leave to tend to my Irises.

Off topic, were you a good pupil in school, Shawn?
invadingduck on April 10th, 2011 10:56 pm

We are THIS close to an awesome face pyro.

Make it happen.
CriticalQuit on April 10th, 2011 11:19 pm

This implies that the Pyro was not already adorable.

Well, Pyro's adorable until he murders you and your family with a flamethrower and a barbed wire covered axe…
Tartaurus on April 10th, 2011 11:47 pm

Oh god….. They arent going to start in with facial features too are they? I mean… It's already Hat Fortress 2, must we devolve to 'Dress-up Fortress 2'?
SirNumel on April 11th, 2011 12:07 am

I suppose we could super glue a pair on to Soldier's helmet and see how long it takes him to notice.
Roflcopter419 on April 11th, 2011 12:22 am

…and because nobody's said it yet…

<img src="http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab119/Roflcopter419/Eye_am_teh_strongest_by_Wikz101.jpg?t=1302495977"/>
Red on April 11th, 2011 1:02 am

When it comes to eyes and apparel:
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YjZ2H60tcyo/R6WXMconf1I/AAAAAAAAAEE/MdtumSAwX9Y/s400/Super_Fancy.jpg" alt="" />
Wetmang on April 11th, 2011 1:17 am

<img src=http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kowwd3wX6h1qz7l0ao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1302584837&Signature=zC29LH5VPNCbzsoHgOsx%2BAALlMQ%3D>

I put dah googly eyes on um so I can keep um trustworthy…
Ernac on April 11th, 2011 2:36 am

There needs to be a mod, or maybe an actual alternate item version where they're angry eyes.
dope92 on April 11th, 2011 3:58 am

hmm…

BYA CUE GAN!!!!

or ummm…

SHARINGAN!!!
RespectfulGlove on April 11th, 2011 8:04 am

A wild Pyro appeared!
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/2a…

While we're at it, what would the other classes be? Spy as Bisharp? Sniper as Watchog? Heavy as Hariyama?
therandombear on April 11th, 2011 8:14 am

Should've seen the screenshot I took of pyros googly eyes through the gate….sec http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee105/thisisge…
Wetmang on April 11th, 2011 10:42 am

<img src=http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kowwd3wX6h1qz7l0ao1_500.jpg>

Dah googly eyes help me trust um…
HughbertEsq on April 11th, 2011 1:05 pm

SEE POST RE GOOGLY EYES
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WATCH MLP
Ward on April 11th, 2011 9:22 pm

I like to put googely eyes on my pyro. That way, I know where I stand.