Aw, you don’t want to kick Kratos out of the limelight already do you? The poor guy has been waiting forever to return to the spotlight here! Who knew down deep he was actually a very emotional guy? Still waters run deep!
By Darth_Destro
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 5:56 AM
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Categories: Depressing, God of War, Irony, Playstation, Sony · Leave a comment (30 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Sorry folks, you'll have to suffer through our April Fools Day prank a bit longer! It's hard to post all these amazing Kratos submissions in such a short amount of time! :O
I bet, that up to this point in time, every single Halolz user, including me, has this face while entering this site.
Maybe he wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't kill every person he chanced to meet.
Oh great. Now I actually feel a little SORRY for Kratos…
…only cause Shawn made me. Curse you all.
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STOP IT
RIGHT NOW
THIS IS MENTAL DEFICIENCY RESULTING IN A LACK OF SANITY!
Quick! Shawn's posting not-bad pictures for a joke the day after the joke's supposed to be done!
DESTROY HIM!
*tackles Shawn*
Shawn: (Are these Kratos pictures even fooling anyone anymore? Gawd, i'm so — very — lonely.)
If Kratos Aurion had been the one who said "COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY" ad infinitum, I would have something clever to say.
inb4 next submission is Courage Kratos Aurion
It's ok, Kratos, you don't have to be lonely. There's partially naked women everywhere in your games. Just press circle to ride. ;) *thumbs up to anyone who gets it*
Well in all fairness, his life is made up of ripping off gods heads and having sex with other gods and such, so I mean it's not like he'll be a great match for anyone, he'll end up ripping them apart if they look at him funny, plus, who hasn't he killed yet?
Anyone else find it funny during april fools higher quality kratos pics were posted than normal?
Remember when I predicted that Kratlolz would be extended?
I am your new god.
*Reminded of the final song on the God of War 3: Blood & Metal CD*
Well damn he really is the God of sad
It is Kratos' own fault he is lonely, he did kill everyone else after all.