Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!
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MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM

(162 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)

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883739 Responses2011-04-02+06%3A17%3A09Shawn+Handyside to “MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS”

Totema on April 2nd, 2011 2:18 am

GIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAA

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD

KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tael on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

Stop Shawn, this is madness!
BasketGT on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

I don't care how many gods he kills or how many chicks he bangs simultaneously. Kratos will NEVER be as manly as the great Kamina. Never.

Never.
Rain on April 2nd, 2011 2:35 am

But can your blade get bigger and ~~harder~~ stronger than the Galaxy itself?
Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:43 am

This has never seemed more appropriate… http://movieclips.com/ENwBU-blades-of-glory-movie…
…but also, "My blades will be the ones that send you to heaven"

AND

anyone else think of this upon seeing the glasses:
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/279/5/4/squirtle_squad_by_asipro-d30860b.jpg" alt="" />
spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 2:46 am

Fellow Halolzians.

i have no jokes for you at this time but i wish to let you know that i have something BIG coming.

keep an eye on the halolz forum if all goes well i will be able to post it within an hour or so.
Weibbles on April 2nd, 2011 2:59 am

Guys? Is it over? Can I leave the safety of the hole in the web and return to-
*see this*
Oh nevermind, back in the safety hole.
invadingduck on April 2nd, 2011 3:00 am

"Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM"

This has gone beyond an April Fools prank. Now he's just playing with us.
MoG on April 2nd, 2011 3:03 am

Too far Shawn… too far…
-rocks back and forth in the fetal position-
TheTopHatKid on April 2nd, 2011 3:18 am

Kratos doesn't believe in himself.
He believes in himself, who believes in himself.

…wait, what?
Coodoo on April 2nd, 2011 3:22 am

I guess since Super Meat Week = Super Meat Month, April Fools Day = April Fools Week.

Great…
Master Eraqus on April 2nd, 2011 5:05 am

@Tael “Stop Shawn, this is madness!”

Didn’t you know?

I can’t reply normally because Intense Debate is trippin’ balls right now.
k3man on April 2nd, 2011 10:10 am

His blades, they will pierce the heavens and your intestines.
Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 1:54 am

"Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!" How can Kratos believe in anything if he killed all there is to believe in?