They say he who smelt it, dealt it… but with Pokemon he who doesn’t suffer a status change supplied it! Unfortunately that saying isn’t very catchy.
By JHALLpokemon, submitted by Jordan R.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2011 · 9:54 AM
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why couldnt it be sweet scent?! ::blacks out from poison powder::
Why is the Pokemon going to a human school? That's like having your dog in class (if it had superpowers, anyway).
Objection!
Ivysaur clearly used POISON POWDER as it is PURPLE. SLEEP POWDER is GREEN.
Bad Air Day.
So what happens when he poops?
This is why we can't have nice classrooms.
He's right! Outside of battle, poison takes you to 1HP and then magically cures itself!
I saur what you did there.
Ivysour used Sleep Powder.
But wait. something is happening.
Sleep Powder turned into Poison.
It's Super effective!
I guess you could say it was —
*Sunglasses*
Super Effective.
*Cricket* *Cricket*
This was actually a clever idea if you think about it. Well-executed, and it incorporates stylish (if rather crude) humor. All in all, it's a good submission.
Oh, wait. This is a Halolz comment. Uh, [insert burrito-based wit here]. Okay, I've got nothing.
Hmm, according to the mechanics for Natural Gift, berries that will give it a Poison type are Oran, Kebia, and Petaya Berries, so I'm guessing Ivysaur has at least eaten one of those.
Anti-Poke propaganda! Pokemon deserve the same rights as everybody, including an education!
This message brought to you by Team Plasma.
Real life is like the Nuzlocke challenge.
WE ARE ALL FUCKED.
Well, looks like saying fart jokes now wouldn't be very effective
Breakfast burrito? Dare I ask what happens when you give that Ivysaur a lemonade?
That's because pokemon are actually healthy for people, any pokemon attack actually heal and improve a person state. We can observe this on the ruby/emerald/sapphire games.
Those kids are actually just taking an energy nap.
I hate Pokemon but I sure do love fart jokes!!!
This helps my theory:
The Pokemon not chosen in Red and Blue appears to remain on the table forever (in its pokeball). However, this is not the case…
instead, the unchosen pokemon must venture out into the world alone, go to school and get a job.
Clearly this Ivysaur was not chosen when it was a Bulbasaur
PS… semi-relevant: http://gprime.net/video.php/robotchickenvillainca…
go to 1:16
I think there may be some bad (breakfast) burritos going around
You sure it's not Poison Powder Shawn?
Chimcharchanga… that's good eatin'
No wonder they call it "silent but deadly"!
Joy: Hello, and welcome to the Pokecenter, we'll restore your Pokemon to full health.
Teacher: OH GOD, you have to help all my students, quick!
Joy: I'm sorry, but we only restore Poke-Oh, it appears your Ivysaur has lost one PP on the move Poison Powder.
*Heals Ivysaur*
I bet he jizzes solarbeam too
Oshawott you did thar.
Now their parents will say "MY KIDS ARE DEEEAAAD" and will become a Pokeball themed vigilante,
huntingcatching all the PokemonUnless it's a Beedrill
Beedrills. My god
I thought for a second they were all going to get high…
….You there! In the front row! Yes, you pathetically clinging to life. Just di…..err…faint already!
In other news: Ivysaur gained a level! Ivysaur wants to learn -insert witty burrito-related move here-. Teach Ivysaur -previously inserted move-?
He who smelt it takes gradual damage each turn.
you know why bulbasaur ate a burrito?
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That's clearly poison powder… though dead children is frowned upon, so let's pretend.
Objection!
SLAVES do not belong in public schools!
His face in the third panel is so cute