[VIDEO] Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: “Panels”

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1. MoG on March 22nd, 2011 7:06 pm
   

   This just proves that they don't need to "sell their product", to sell their product.
2. therandombear on March 22nd, 2011 7:08 pm
   

   Crushers ey? Not a panel ey?

   I'll take 5 of those crushers.

   If the humour in Portal 2 is only half of what it is in these commercials, then it will still be a sure hit.
3. invadingduck on March 22nd, 2011 7:41 pm
   

   Now for our open panel discussion in the comments section.

   Fire away.
4. Grammar Berzerker on March 22nd, 2011 7:45 pm
   

   I'll take ten.

   Along with one of those crushers too.

   And a couple of those robot subjects as well.

   Also, could you ship me a bottle of Coke?

   And make sure it's diet Coke!

   KHORNE HELP YOU IF IT'S NOT DIET COKE!

   …I forgot where I was going with this.
5. smashpro1 on March 22nd, 2011 7:47 pm
   

   I'll buy anything that that man is selling.
6. WizardRex on March 22nd, 2011 7:50 pm
   

   Cave Johnson puts Billy Mays to shame.
7. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 22nd, 2011 8:04 pm
   

   With the power of Photoshop and boredom, I present to you what I was thinking when the crusher came down in that video.

   <img src="http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8424/foot2p.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">

   That's not a panel. That's a foot. We sell those too.
8. Master Eraqus on March 22nd, 2011 9:16 pm
   

   Your money is no good here!

   But, let me know when you have munny.
9. Mentlegen on March 22nd, 2011 9:26 pm
   

   Wow, panels, crushers, handheld portal devices, adorable cubes, even robotic test subjects, you sell everything I need!

   …what about "Episode 3", do you sell them t-*crushed*

   Cave Johnson: That was a Troll, we sell them too.
10. Nick Soapdish on March 22nd, 2011 9:45 pm
    

    Chell, who is Chell? I'm sorry no one cares about you because you have been replaced by adorable robots.
    Portal 2 is an analogy for the future robot takeover of humankind.
11. Dycro on March 22nd, 2011 10:20 pm
    

    Caught between a 3-ton spiked high-mobility platform and a flat, stationary floorspace.
12. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 10:45 pm
    

    Cave Johnson must be a genetically modified copy of Billy Mays… it's the only explanation for his hypnotic voice.
13. k3man on March 23rd, 2011 12:27 am
    

    I'm sorry what? Too busy pre-ordering Portal 2 and some of those crushers for the neighbors and their dogs.
14. UndeadLex on March 23rd, 2011 12:37 am
    

    The only thing I can think of coming in at the end of this to make it better, is rel="nofollow">this
15. Alpar on March 23rd, 2011 5:54 am
    

    On the topic of crushers, they should have panel crushers, in response to the card crusher meme.

    Anyone? Hello?
16. C__F on March 23rd, 2011 6:57 am
    

    Only the best architects buy from Aperture Science.
17. fmarulz on March 23rd, 2011 11:49 pm
    

    It is just me or the one doing the voice is Ted Williams?
18. Xenon_ktor on March 24th, 2011 1:08 am
    

    nah it sounds like J. K. Simmons, the guy who played J. Jonah Jamison in the Spiderman movies…

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