Is it me, or have Pokemon been hitting the Protein and Rare Candies a bit too hard recently? And seriously with the point of bulking up Wobbuffet anyway… he’s just gonna use Counter and Mirror Coat!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 16, 2011 · 7:11 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Bulking Up, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Weird · Leave a comment () 91 Comments |
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inb4WobBUFFet.
Musclekarp, Manly-lett and now Brawny-fett.
I sense a sitcom coming
WobbufFIT
At least it's not Untooned.
I'm still having nightmares…
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-poliwrath-rarecandymotivational.jpg">
then…
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-diglett-comeatmebro.gif">
No more…no mas…
You see his tail? It's shuddering in fear at what a beast it's connected to.
This is how we EV train.
<img src="http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b419/NekoKnight/c56bc3d56de41e00606c927f7f7c3986.gif">
Actually a pokemon with just rare candies will never compete with a pokemon of the same level when they naturally trained. Nor the protien or carbos since they take a while to work and is limited in how much they effect.
No, this Wobbuffet has been EV training exclusively against Machamps. That's why he is ripped.
Frankly, I don't know what I should be more frightened by, Untooned Wobbuffet or this.
Punch me.
I dare ya.
Clicking is too much effort. I'm helping. Ssh!!!
Pokemon is a man's game.
Actually Shawn it wouldn't need to use counter.
The opponent would just break it's hand, foot, teeth, tail, tentacles, beak, head, claws, noodlly appendage, etc, on it's rock hard abs.
*Goes to Halolz*
Alpar used LOCK ON!
*Sees new submission*
Alpar used FAKE TEARS!
The punching bag of the Pokemon world has finally had enough and decided to punch back. Congratulations, you have succeeded in irony in it's finest.
All this Wobbuffet knows is Counter.
It counters everything. Even special attacks.
The Pokémon hit with it dies.
And so does the trainer.
With four huge penises holding him up…
Come at me brony.
Look at those abs! You could grate cheese on those things!
The reason for bulking up Wobbuffet is so that you can come at him.
I thought 'roids were banned in Pokemon!
*shakes fist at sky*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*somewhere far-off, Blue falls off his spearow*
This makes me think of wobuffet untooned..WHY HALOLZ WHY?!
" come at me bro"
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Oh my God. I just pictured an untooned manly Wobbuffet.
*shudders*
I would say inb4untooned, but it's right there in the "Other submissions you might like" bar. No, Halolz. I would not like that.
you know the pokemon image where all the pokemons were made into girls, yeah?
some one on the internet make a muscly version of that
Everyone's turning into Broly from Dragon Ball Z…
…wait "Bro"ly. Come at me Bro!
"Come at me bro!"
*throws Master Ball*
*walks by with sightseeing tourists*
And this, *points at submission*, is a win submission, ladies and gentlemen! You better take some photos, cause they aren't so common lately!
Ok, I'll use Toxic and Sandstorm. How's that?
Trainer: Woo i finally defeated the final elite gym leader
*Gary shows up out of nowhere with his ripped spearow and challenges him*
Trainer: GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK!
Gary:Problem?
That's kinda funny… or creepy, I haven't decided on which yet. I finished EV training my Wynaut at nearly the same time that this was posted last night.
SHAWN HAX'D MY POKEMANS!