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What if Kratos were in every game?

I know how much you guys love Kratos, so when I heard a website called IDDQD had taken the liberty of photoshopping him into a bunch of other games, I figured you guys would be thrilled to see the results!
[via Joystiq]

What if Kratos were in every game?
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What if Kratos were in every game?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2011 · 10:54 PM 
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Oh. Oh gods.

I REGRET EVERYTHING! I REGRET EVERY COURAGE KRATOS JOKE I'VE EVER DONE AT YOU SHAWN! JUST DON'T CHANGE HISTORY!
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7 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Playing as Kratos in Fallout would instantly give you a 100 in melee weapon and unarmed

And his answer to all the dialogue is to rip other people's head and limbs off
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2 replies · active 737 weeks ago
"Now you're thinking killing with Portals!"
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Wheeeeeeeere's Kratos?
*points to top right corner* There he is!
...No, wait. That's just Waldo.
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3 replies · active 737 weeks ago
It was just getting awesomer and awesomer and then BAM KAYONETTA

HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL
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2 replies · active 737 weeks ago
That Krayonette picture is burned into my mind...SOMEBODY HELP!
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16 replies · active 737 weeks ago
We can't repel Kratos of this magnitude!
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I would totally play Hitman: Blood Blood.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
*Imagines Kratos in Zero Suit*

HELP IT WON'T GO AWAY.
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5 replies · active 737 weeks ago
I guess since Kratos is in there, It'll have a case of...
You know what?
This is crazy.
Here I am making up terrible puns that involve a tv show that I don't even watch.
Every single time it's referencing star fox, or some neck elongation.
God I can't take it anymore.
Already I might kill someone, it's so frustrating!
Maybe I need some councling, or something.
Eh, whatever I'm out, I think I just lost something.
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10 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Wow these are really cool or really funny! This is gre- *sees Krayonetta* MAH EYES!! *jumps to emergency pool of all-purposes bleach*
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Well, least we knew how the americans REALLY won WW2.
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Anyone find it funny that Hitman and Kratos look almost alike?
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"I know how much you guys love Kratos"
What are you smoking Shawn? That's just you.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
"...still alive"
no, wait... nevermind.
they're dead now

ALSO!

the SMB3 one looks like brentalfloss!
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*At Kayonetta* My eyes! MY EYES! *Searches around for brain bleach*
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6 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Kratos: Rated C for courage.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Krayoneta: Dat ass.
Wait...what do you mean, it's Kratos?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Well theres a bright side to "wheres kratos", Just look for the piles of dead bodies fleeing from one spot
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4 replies · active 737 weeks ago
WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
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3 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Angry Kratos is angry. And redundant.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
The one of those I'd wanna play the MOST would be Fallout Kratos.

Why? Four words: Character Creation, Female Kratos. :3
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Alright, IDK about you bloakes but enough is enough. I'm going to do what should've been done a LONG time ago...kill Shawn with FYAR.

HUDDA HUDDAH HUH!!!
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3 replies · active 737 weeks ago
As if the advice meme weren't horrible enough.
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SMB3 Kratos = No.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
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Hey at least the Kratonetta one has that warning in the bottom right corner, SURE it's in Japanese but you only have to look at the cover itself to get an idea of what it's warning you about.
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Bayonetta Kratos

DAT ASS
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That Kratos Prince of Persia is not bald...

He's is a spy!
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What if Kratos was in every halolz submission?
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3 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Krayonette had a really bad case of : Dat Ass
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7 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Well, I believe this has transcended priceless.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
....*looks over list*

No Zelda games! Well at least I'm still okay.

*retreats into my Kratos-free Zelda Haven*
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2 replies · active 737 weeks ago
I just played angry birds for the first time today, and look what's in todays submission.
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What if David Bowie were in every ga... Oh wait, he is.
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Kratos at Another World would be an amusing thought. The aliens would run for their lives, rather than the other way around. I want it.

Pretty please?
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Super Mario Bros 3 Kratos looks like Brental Floss >.>
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A lot of games just became more deadly! D:
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Well at least only one of those scarred me for life.
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Bayonetta Kratos... *Shudders*
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there is not enough eyebleach ON THE INTERNET for that bayonetta-kratos picture... i dont care what you say, taht image will haunt me more then any other, EVER.
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COD2 Kratos made me lol so bad
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*Looks at Portal Cover*

"Gotta Streak!"-Kratos the Hedgehog
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Kratos in Team Fortress 2, as a playable 'class' for only one player = Instant winning (and ragequit to the others)
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2 replies · active 737 weeks ago
I'm scarred for life bye Krayonetta D:
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I'd totally play any of those games.

Make it happen developers?
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Kratos vs deathwing, thats one battle I want to see:D
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I must play Krayonetta. Nohting else matters! LOL
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Super Meat Boy would be renamed "Wad of Gore". ;D
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Funniest thing, I bought the first game for the PS2 yesterday to try the series out for the first time.
Then today I find this. ffff

Now if only it didn't fail at saving the bloody game... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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