It’s amazing what a few years will do to a young lad. Looks like our favorite boy from Boston has really grown up and matured!
By MysteryStain
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2011 · 10:14 PM |
Categories: Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 126 Comments |
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ODD HATS ON RANDOMIDLERS
Brooklyn? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM!?
Shawn: "Looks like our favorite boy from Brooklyn has really grown up and matured!"
Boston. The exact opposite of Brooklyn.
Uhh, why are his shoes pink?
Like, when did those get added?
It's amazing what you can create with a little bit of scrap metal!
Well thanks Shawn, for giving me that mental image of the scout with Joey's Brooklyn accent.
So is this the Scout version of Demopan?
Flareball Scout?
Its a sad day when the wise-cracking Boston badass is wearing pink shoes and a rabbit hat, listening to an Ipod….Dear gods am I the only normal scout left? Do I have to go back to TF2 tonight to kill some wannabes?! DO I!?
Honestly, I prefer giving him a pillaring tower instead of a max head. It just looks so silly on a guy who runs everywhere, what with it not toppling over.
Or, as I always call em, the Tillaring Power of hats! :D
…Wow. So much done with only MILLIONS OF WEAPONS WASTED!
Pirate-Pirate Ship=Creative Hobo
Still not as bad as the Demopan…
"SELLING MY BODY FOR TWO REFINED"
And those, kids, are the long run effects having the enemy sleep with your mothers.
Please think about these poor Scouts before going to sleep with the mother of your enemies, since you don't want to have a rivalry with THAT do you?
Scout is from Boston!!!!!
Mah Boi, i am proud of you!!!!!!!
OBJECTION!
The 2011 Scout is clearly shown wearing 3 different misc slot items, when in fact you can only equip one at a time! That scout is an imposter!
i got the game on halloween , and i still dont have much items, which is why i prefer the orgininal without updates, out of pure jealousy. :(
*puts gun to head*
I think this was Scout's mental exercise in order to help him get over his fear of rainbows.
What a rich history in the evolution of Hat Fortress 2.
Pardon me for asking, but… WTH bat is that!?
The more things change, the more they put Scout to shame.
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg">
Was it weird that I made that connection?
Aw man, where do you get that blue shirt for a RED scout? I need one of those to confuse my enemies.
You know, times like these have actually made the 360 version of TF2 start to look appealing…
In 4 years, Scout has gone from RED Team to BLU Team.
TRAITOROUS SCUM.
This kids is why you don't get high on BONK. You can get addicted on the first use and end up like our poor friend here.
You will become obsessed with hats and silly weaponry. You will lose sight of your real objective. Capturing that soldier's point and pushing a bomb in a minecart up hills. You will lose yourself to BONK.
A message from the Anti-Hat FPS Association. (AHFA)
He really has matured. He switched to Blue Team. Much better.
http://www.tfportal.net/gfx/screenshots/tf2/scout…
Demopan?
And when he says shame he means herpes
So he traded his gun for a portable sun with the capacity to vaporize anything on touch on account of it being the friggin’ sun…..SOUNDS LIKE 2011 SCOUT GOT THE BETTER END OF THAT DEAL.
Okay… seriously. This shit isn't funny anymore.
HAHA LOOK AT HOW TF2 HAS CHANGED IT'S SO DUMB NOW.
All the hat stuff is OPTIONAL. Most of that stuff you have to play other Steam games to get. Can we all just shut the fuck up about this and play the god damn game?
Brooklyn rage?! BROOKLYN RAGE!!
At first i was =I then i <img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awesome_face_bigger_1886.png">'d
OBJECTION!
The BLU Scout is already dead
He was murdered by the RED Spy on the 19th of May in 2009!
So the only logical conclusion on why the BLU Scout is apparently still alive after his murder is because THAT BLU SCOUT IS A SPY!
Alright, who's ready to go find the Spy?
Spy: Right behind you
*stab**stab**stab**stab**stabstabstabstab*
I feel zis image is missing something…..
Trade Fortress 2, everyone.
So. No optimization updates, nothing for LOD's, Bug fixes, etc.
Just more HERP DERP DERP PROMO ITEMZ AND HATZ.
Oh Valve. You fail so hard right now.
At least he doesn't look as bored…
And making for a nice game of fire tennis with Pyros since a few days ago.
……sigh.
Laugh… or cry?…
*sobs*
The Sun Scout has finally arrived. Who will be next to fall to promotional items?
First he was badass and now he's FAAAAABULOUS
why is this posted on secret items? the scout is an item?
First I derp'd
Then I lol'd
Then I BONK'd
He's been taking daily doses of LSD for 3 years,
So I guess he looks pretty good
Umad fanboys?
I have no hats. (Except for the Gibus and parasite.) Yay?
Those ears… is Scout going to be in a new Smash Bros.?