I mean, you don’t want to wear too much… all that armor can slow you down! Especially when you’re in the kitchen making me a sandwich!
By our pal Steve (Dueling Analogs)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 23, 2011 · 1:38 PM
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inb4sexistjoke
And yet, despite this, you hear no one complain.
rpg rule no. 1
girl always have 60% less armor than guy
"Especially when you’re in the kitchen making me a sandwich!"
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I have nothing to say for this…
Look, if it makes you feel better, the bikini is made out of chainmail.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chainm…
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/taarna_versus_real_lady_soldier.jpg">
Why can't the real world be the same? :P
Hey, we'll stop liking it as soon as it stops being hot.
It's your own damn fault, girls.
Ha. It's funny because it's true.
Really this was already explained by Linkara, but the theory goes as such. Male and Female superheroes and supervillians have different body temperatures. The theory goes that the more heroic or evil a woman is, the more heat she exudes and thus must wear less equipment to avoid overheating.
However, this is inversed for men, and so the more Heroic or Evil a man is, the COLDER he is and must therefore wear more clothing.
This is why anti-heroes like Kratos and Dante typically wear no armor and thin clothing, but Master Chief wears it like plate mail.
Female characters in RPGs: Less coverage = ++defense
Male characters in RPGs: Less coverage = ++yaoi fanfics
This is always something that got on my nerves.
Heheh, she is bending over which is funny because… of the … intense gravity? Now I forgot why I was laughing.
There's an easy explanation of the heroine's armor effectiveness http://en.juanelo.net/tiras/Juanelo1016.png
http://i53.tinypic.com/2lo679c.jpg Relevant
I dunno… something witty about breast plate.
If a tree falls down and hits a woman, what's a tree doing in the kitchen?
And no one notices that the poor male child would probably be crushed under all that armor :/
If anyone is wondering, the 6th panel's item is called a codpiece.
400 thousand dollars?
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/FM_chart2.gif">
Only the clothes can be damaged
Ack! Can't see picture submissions!!! Halolz isn't looking right (white, everything on one side (left) of the browser, in a list)! WHAT IS HAPPENING OH CRUEL WORLD!?!?!?!?
FALCON HELP ME!!!
I seen nothing wrong here…
It's all about marketability!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a funny joke?
*Clears Throat*
Women Rights
*Bows*
Are we forgetting someone, gentlemen? The only female action star that wears the most clothes is this one!
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/mirrorsedge/images/f/f7/927356-concept3.jpg">
and
<img src=http://images.wikia.com/chrono/images/6/6a/Lucca2.png>
Metroid says "bye"
I'm expecting Samus to make her case in the comments section any minute now.
True comic is true.
What? they can't all be funny.
Actually, for female characters, the sluttier/less protective the armor is, the more it costs. Because, you know, female characters are just all about upgrading the sluttiness.
I think if you have, like, 9001 gold bars you can run around nekkid.
Laughed. Looked at "Batheo" ad in right column. Laughed harder.
Of course, it should be noted that female skin in video games is like, the best armor there ever was. Fucking NOTHING can hurt it. If a female character is hit, expect a huge gash on their armor. Anywhere else, it just ain't happening. If a female character was like, nuked from orbit, they would just end up naked. Male characters on the other hand are EXTREMELY prone to getting sexy scars. (though hideously deforming ones are still off-limits… unless it's a villain.)
Okay. Now it shows up on safari.
So, my comment on this is… http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930495
I think it explains why the heroine wears skimpy clothing.
Well, with all that armor, the girl wouldn't be able to try to mesmerize her enemies and keep them from attacking her.
I guess it's safe to say this game is a little…
Stripped down?
Panel 10, Rape face
And then I realize… there were at least 20 hard-ons that occurred as a result of this submission in the time that it took me to write this post.
Why the hell do I have to look for women at a f***ing ENGINEERING SCHOOL!
'Umm… shouldn't it be making me a sandvich"?
This is Dueling Analogs' 2nd funniest comic…seriously even B^uckley did this joke better.
To be honest, most male characters don't wear that much armor either. Generally only the faceless troops of the empire that die like flies wear that much.
Now that this comic mentions it, I don't know which game's heroine actually wears full clothing.
I know Samus and that's about it…
*kitchen joke*
Hey Shawn why don't you tell your wife that and see what she thinks of it. :/
These sexual slurs about women are very sexist, and I disapprove of this.
I'm going to become President so we can talk about problems like these that are destroying America… just… talk. This will solve everything from Medicare/Medicaid to our decreasing financial budget.
<img src="http://www.changethethought.com/blog_2008/barack_obama.jpg">
personally i find a girl in plate armor kind of hot…. especially if they're tanking
incidently all the paladins, death knights, and warriors i've ever created on wow are either nelf or human females :3
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X4smnrmZi64/S1RQBij2NmI…
Am I seriously the only one who noticed that the fat guy is Torneko? Halolz, I am disappoint.